The Survival Game

Ok I first start off with my electric guitar I keep in my room, with my Kershaw knife as backup, and fight the zombies till I reach my basement door. I would close the door behind me and run like hell to my reloading room, where I keep 20+ guns, ammo, and reloading equipment. Block the door to the room, and grab a shotgun and pistol, some ammo then clear the horde out of my ******* house. After cleaning those bitches up, I'm sure more of the undead will have heard the zombies yelling out in sight of me/ in death, So i quickly block the two doors into the house with some furniture, and then start setting up some defense, putting down any bitten family members, etc. after I hopefully keep the zombies out for a few hours and they start to lessen (I live in a fairly rural area, so not that many zombies around) I will head down to my nearby shop and grab the lumber I have down there and create proper defenses (covering windows, barricades that kind of **** ) Also in my reloading room I have enough food and water for about a week, but I could possibly stretch it out to two. After resting and planning for a couple of days, I clear the outside of my house, and using the remaining lumber, create defenses for the shop, as I need to get a Misery Machine! Ill probably use my Ford Expedition, as it as plenty of storage, and gets a bet better gas mileage than the truck. Ill get some food supplies and take them down to the shop, seal up the shop with the Misery Machine to be inside as well as my various steel scraps and toughen up the exterior of the SUV, like bars on the windows, gun ports, maybe some spikes in front and **** . Hopefully this will only be day 4 or so, so once finishing the Misery Machine, Ill run to my various relatives places, and see if anyone is still alive/ not zombified, and grab any survivors that I find. After that it will mostly just be grab and run raid with the Misery Machine grabbing any supplies we would need such as ammo, food and water.

Tissue boxes and lotions.

I have a receipt for booze, and a little bowl of salsa...im ******

I throw my cat at them.

Firstly I collect knives and have been since my 16th birthday. After 6 years of knife collecting I have many. Knives suck with zombis though, so **** that **** . Instead I go for my two 23 inch monitors, and start whacking away with those. (that just sounds dirty doesn't it?) Seeing as they are thing and fragile that wouldn't work well either so **** that **** too. I could pull a Shawn of the Dead and start throwing my music collection at them, but that is all on my mp3 player so **** THAT **** too. I could try the sword I bought myself last year, but it isn't sharp, so more **** ******* . I think my best bet to gain my self a few more moments of life would be to do this. A: Tip my fish tank over onto the zombies. B: Grab my CPU and start beating on zombie heads. C: Grab my all in one printer, copy, fax, scanner and beat on some more zombie heads. And if all else fails and there are more scary zombies I grab the floor lamp I illuminate my computing area with and start some zombie poky poky. Though after some reflection a better option may be to tip the fish tank onto the zombies, turn and open the window, then use the cable running most of the way up the outer wall of my home to get to the second floor. After that rush across the hall and get a gun. Guns are better anyhow.

run to the kitchen and get the biggest knife i can find. the only other thing i have is a few hockey sticks

I would reach for my laptop, can be almost certain that my life is more important than the internet now, then use it to knock back the first zombie i encounter, giving me enough time to reach for my next weapon, in this case that would be a 3 inch lock out knife and a wrench [[both of which are sitting by my TV]] using the wrench to destabalize zombies, i would knock them off balance, slash for the back of their spines, only taking on the ones i absolutely had to to makes it to my back door. Once there i would pick up my aluminium baseball bat, and leave the safety of my home to the open land just across the road, where i would head for the woodland. Asuming that i could get into the woodland a fair distance by outrunning the undead and caving in the skulls of those i couldn't outrun, i would then make my way through to the main road at the other end, inevitably, as with any zombie outbreak, there will be some vehicles ********* around, with a few zombies shambling about, ones that were bitten before getting to their cars, so only made it a short distance. I would proceed to clear the area, then take the most reliable car i could find, provided it had enough fuel to get me atleast 10-20 miles.

zebra lamp

i would wait for a bit of zombies to try and come up the stairs and push my tv down and my dresser down and crush them for a minute then get my switchblade(not very effective but the best ive got) and run to my friends barn to find an axe and a katana (no idea where he got the katana) then run to my friends room and get his throwing knives(hes a spoiled kid) and get in my other friends durango with the keys he gave me if i needed it (which has a ps2 in it) then drive to my brothers apartment to get his knife collection and any guns i could get then raid his pantry for **** and then find any survivors i can get on the way and go to the nearest military istallation for a place to stay until its over or jump in the horde and yell "come at me bro"

1. Stand up.
2. Stick arms out like T.V. zombies
3. Make zombie noises.
4. Safely get out of the group of zombies and go to a safe place.
:D

I have 2 guitars, i figure that could buy me some time right next to my bed, that could buy me some time.

How would random computer parts, a laptop battery as a make-shift crowbar(?) and an '04 Dell Dimensions work?

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my hunting rifle and my switchblade

I would grab my headphones, put on the Mulan training montage song and destroy them with the combat knife I keep by my side at all times. This is an interesting post, sir. thumb for you.

reach for my glock thats on the side of the bed in case of intruders.