To do or not to do, that is the question. If it were Fallout you could reverse pickpocket a grenade into his pants :3. This theft will not arm ' t dail. Steal this wallet, put another 40 riechsmarks in and a note saying "A gift from the Jews"
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To do or not to do, that is the question

If it were Fallout you could reverse pickpocket a grenade into his pants :3

This theft will not arm ' t dail
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#6 - spudgunhimself (09/24/2011) [-]
Steal this wallet, put another 40 riechsmarks in and a note saying "A gift from the Jews"
User avatar #14 - seeyouintea (09/24/2011) [+] (4 replies)
see wallet
ignore wallet
pull out gun
shoot hitler in the dick
time travel the **** out of there
#67 - trickroller (09/24/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Steal Wallet
Give it back to him saying you found it on the floor.
Become Hitler's new best friend
Wait for him to rise to power and then become his advisor telling him what to do so as to win the war using your future knowledge.
Win the war.
You are now best friends with the man who rules the world.
?????????
Profit.
#53 - natheel (09/24/2011) [-]
Later that evening
I wanted to get my mustache trimmed but I lost my wallet.
Nazi people problems
#50 - dahmercommajeff (09/24/2011) [-]
I'd kamphiscate his wallet. Mein now!
User avatar #19 - pleather (09/24/2011) [-]
i would steal his ******* wallet anyways. money is money.
User avatar #11 - DanR (09/24/2011) [-]
replace his money with Euros... will be ******* hilarious
User avatar #8 - zeldamonsta (09/24/2011) [-]
Steal it, put pro-semetic things in it so they half stick out, place it back into his pocket so that it's halfway sticking out so when he walks, it falls out. one of his men picks it up and sees the stuff = reputation ruined.
#61 - Kirbyman ONLINE (09/24/2011) [-]
User avatar #72 - osetinka (09/24/2011) [+] (1 reply)
no i wouldnt be OBLIGATED, but i would so do it anyway. Not even to ruin his evening, but simply to say that i stole hitlers wallet
User avatar #3 - patdunn (09/24/2011) [+] (1 reply)
1. take wallet
2. remove money
3. place schematics for the construction of the nuclear bomb as well as a list of German scientists capable of creating one then replace wallet
4. ?????
5. PROFIT (you stole his money, remember)
User avatar #16 - Jesusnipples ONLINE (09/24/2011) [-]
Get some photoshopped gay porn with Hitler in it, and put it into his wallet so that it is practically hanging out. Leave. Someone notices it. People were still rather paranoid about gays then. Nobody takes him seriously anymore. Bam. You've solved a big problem and you don't have to cry yourself to sleep like a pussy because you stole the wallet of one of the biggest assholes in history.
#46 - dancingwhiteguy (09/24/2011) [+] (1 reply)
+6
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#88 - davisdamen (09/24/2011) [-]
on one hand, we could prevent the killing of over 6 million jews
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on the other hand, we would no longer have jokes about gas chambers, hitler, and gas bills
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tough choice
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#54 - deadliercupid (09/24/2011) [-]
(check description) you sir are awesome just like this picture
#9 - bowlofgrandma (09/24/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#45 - AliceZ (09/24/2011) [-]
I dunno, but I will put him in the cupboard.
User avatar #32 - supersparta (09/24/2011) [+] (1 reply)
All yall are retarded if you think stopping Hitler would make anything better in the present day. If Hitler never rose to power and started the holocaust nobody would've learned how powerful racial prejudice can be.
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