True,Random Story.. I was bored, and I felt that I had to cuz of that stupid roll. -_- Thumb it either way,I was bored. And yes,this is 100% true, and I made th
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True,Random Story.

I was bored, and I felt that I had to cuz of that stupid roll. -_- Thumb it either way,I was bored. And yes,this is 100% true, and I made the pic.

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start” Okay/ ,
you a true
stunna.
My mum and dad had ' Remember
opinio. - Ott using shrugged terms. h, wash
yuur
Okay/ daddy! ,
My mum said I should learn the shrugged language foe private parts, but my dad
if they made up a word, when i bluelight it , erbody would understand.
It' s okay mummy/ t can wash my punkalunks
My school had a playgrounds, wirh a jungle gym
kind of thing. It was a popular h, walk
across it. It was as .
It was ind of like
bars, tely circular. Since T
can' t that T made it
strai ht,
And than I
slipped, and a
metal bar shut
right up
between my
legs. Never in
had I Felt
Eh pain. I
at than Fur a
did ME
hush. Than, I
retated -DWH the
mth ‘Fell a?, the
mend.
T started h:
scream at the
TOP of my
LUNGER. It
gut the
attantion of
sums grads 6
girls, and they
carried ms off
h: the office,
You can guess
what
happened.
Sha was a
Mus old
ady.
Aw, what
happened?
I h- hurt my
Your what?
jtapia' about 5 times}
She ended up having h, CALL MY DAD.
My Dad, whu I cgould hear laughing his ass
off, ended up coming intu the school,
BA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA
HAHAHAHA
AHAHAHA LN
Then he explained
and the entire
office were doubled enver-
laughing their asses off.
And now I use my
Piper' words, The
End, gs home.
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Submitted: 03/13/2010
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#14 - iliketurtlez **User deleted account** (03/13/2010) [-]
Justin Beiber has no punkalunks.
#5 - zxxzy (03/13/2010) [-]
kick you in the ******* punkalunks
User avatar #170 - DPiddy (03/14/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Thank you for not butchering the english language like 99% of the other comics do.
User avatar #20 - PokemonGirl (03/14/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I loled also I like your style of comics. much better than stick ppl lol
User avatar #219 - byscuit (03/14/2010) [+] (2 replies)
my favorite part is how you're a half ******
User avatar #65 - KingJulian (03/14/2010) [+] (5 replies)
Punkalunks, new meme?
#477 - FEKIT **User deleted account** (03/14/2010) [+] (2 replies)
**** THIS SITEE!!!!! I HATE IT
User avatar #488 to #477 - DarkMagician (03/14/2010) [-]
**** YOU!!!! I LOVE THIS SITE!!!!!
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#461 - POOLISCLOSED **User deleted account** Comment deleted by Cinnabonne [+] (7 replies)
User avatar #471 to #467 - pizzaazzip (03/14/2010) [-]
I just peed in that Pool
User avatar #1 - Minkeyboodle (03/13/2010) [+] (3 replies)
I approve of this story!
User avatar #3 to #2 - Minkeyboodle (03/13/2010) [-]
I mean I lol'd, but we've all learned a very important lesson here...

Protect your Punkalunks....
#572 - mr skeltal (03/14/2010) [-]
I will now use punkalunks instead of balls, nuts, bollocks, grapes, bubbles, bag, and others.
User avatar #511 - Tribesoul (03/14/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Why is his mom black?
User avatar #516 to #511 - Cinnabonne (03/14/2010) [-]
Because that's who m Dad fell in love with and married. Must I explain? o_o
#190 - huntdoug (03/14/2010) [-]
lol, ur mom is black
User avatar #103 - squarebanana (03/14/2010) [-]
**squarebanana rolls 373,674,443** that's such a cute story! :3 awwwh punkalunks XD
User avatar #33 - HelenKelller (03/14/2010) [+] (6 replies)
sd;]v aepevn[n v[qqef0qe
User avatar #36 to #35 - Cinnabonne (03/14/2010) [-]
*gasps* REALLY? You don't say!
User avatar #271 - EeazyE (03/14/2010) [+] (13 replies)
(\__/)
(-"."-) epic
(")_(")
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\_@_@_@_@_@_/ i made a new account this is tacosoldier :D and thois is meh tank
#150 - mr skeltal (03/14/2010) [+] (2 replies)
white dad + black mom = asian kid?
#141 - nnerozero (03/14/2010) [-]
**nnerozero rolls 011,185,368**

(8) Punallunks to the wall...
#136 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (03/14/2010) [+] (2 replies)
wait a minute..
in the first panel, you, cinnabonne, are eating what appears to be a cinnabon.
is that some sort of cannibalism?
#110 - KingShit (03/14/2010) [+] (5 replies)
how do i roll numbers? plz respond! im a total ******* newb
#127 to #110 - GuyOTN (03/14/2010) [-]
**GuyOTN rolls 413,447,420** By rolling of course
#83 - Rodley (03/14/2010) [+] (19 replies)
Punkalunk Rhyming!
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