possible condom slogans. comp of condom possible condom slogans I found and compiled.. I) Cover your stump before you hump 2) Before you attack her, wrap your w
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possible condom slogans

comp of condom possible condom slogans I found and compiled.

I) Cover your stump before you hump
2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3) Don' t be silly, protect your Willie
4) When in doubt shroud you spout
S) Don' t be a loner, cover your boner
5) You can' t go wrong, if you shield your dong
T) If your not going to sack it, go home and whack
B) If you think she' s spunky, cover your monkey
9) ft will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
10) If you slip between her thighs, condomize
11) She won' t get sick if you wrap your dick
12) If you go into heat, package your meat
13) While your undressing Venus, dress up your
penis
14) When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up
your mouse
IS) Especially in December, gift wrap your member
15) Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker
17) Don' t be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18) The right selection, is to protect your erection
19) Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil
20) A crank with armor, will never harm her
21) If you really love her, wear a cover
22) Don' t make a mistake, cover your snake
23) Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener
24) If you can' t shield your rocket, leave it in your
pocket
25) No glove, no love
25) If you think she' ll sigh, cover old one eye
27) Even If she' s eager, protect her beaver
28) No one likes a horses ass, protect yourself at
climax
29) Shield her from the hunt until you shoot her in
the cunt
30) Avoid a frown, contain your clown
31) Harness the pygmy man before entering the
bearded clam
32) Constrain the little head before you stick it in
the shed
33) Put a condom on your dink before you dart it in
her sink
34) The weasel you must surround before you
please her on the ground
BS) Cloak the joker before you poke her
35) Encase that torch before you paint her porch
37) Cape your throbbed before you bob her
38) After detection sheath your erection
39) Before you penetrate hide your magistrate
40] Don' t surprise her plug your Geyser
41] Cover that lumber before you pump her
42] Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle
43] She won' t bristle if you wrap your whistle
44) House your noodle then release your strudel
45] Put your dog in the pound and make her yelp
like a hound
45] Shelter your jerky then nab that turkey
4?] Cage that snake then shake and bake
48] Cover your peter it will be much neater
49] Coat that Labrador then allow him to explore
so) It' s always funky to cage your monkey
SI) ft won' t be funny with a costless dummy
52) ft won' t be fun with an unwrapped thumb
53) It' s not much money to catch your honey
54]! Don' t be a fool cover your tool
Hood that match then scratch that thatch
str) Stitch that switch then itch her niche
ST) Wrap that tool to catch the drool
SB) ft ain' t no jibe to protect her hive
SE!) Contain that sputum before you use him
tro) Restrain your log then plow her bog
51) Glove your pecker before you check her
52) Coat that slimmer before you prime her
53) Condomize then womanize (tor sodomizing
tra) Cover old pete then grind her meat
55) Guard your peter before you meet her
66) Check your list before you tryst
67) Wrap your bate before you mate
BB) Can your worm before you squirm
BB) Cover your pipe you dumb ass wipe
70) Contain your lizard then tickle her guard
Bag the mole then do her hole
Cuff your carrot before you share it
Jail your number then call the plumber
Cover your vein then drive her insane
TS) Wrap that pickle then slip her a tickle
76) Protect your dink then fluff her mink
77) Restrain your lantern then stick it in her cavern
78) Hide ole harry then take her cherry
TE!) Wrap that spout then bore her out
80) Conceal your train don' t cause her pain
81) Guard your bridge then do her ridge
82) Shroud your trout then make her shout
83) To make her squat like a turkey, cover your
Jerky
Box your blister then poke her in the whiskers
M) Wrap your spout to catch the trout
86) Plug your funnel then enter the tunnel
87) Cover your steamer before you ream her
88) Protect that fish then dip it in the dish
BE!) Contain that bass for a swim in her glass
90) Be sure to wear it to feed her ferret
91) Clothe the boner before you hone her
92) Got no protection? Can' t use your erection!
93) Cork your pump or you don' t hump
PM No unwrapped stays get between my legs
95) Dress that erection to make a deflection
96) Contain that shanker before you spank her
97) Cap that seeder before you breed her
98) Stop the stream before you cream
99) Secure that ladder then drain your bladder
100) Protect your screw to catch that glue
101) Package your meat for a real neat treat
102) Holster your gun then shootings more fun
103) Canvas that trailer before you nail her
104) Garage the tractor then attack her
IOS) Net that grass hopper before you pop her
106) Sock that wanger before you bang her
107) Pen that rooster, she' ll be much looser
108) Trim your hardwood then do her real good
109) Garnish your oak then give her a poke
110) Pouch your associate then go fornicate
111) Smother your affiliate before you ejaculate
112) Cjonline your fascinate before it regurgitates
113) Catch that goat before it bloats
1121) Ensnare that barbarian then do her abdomen
IIS) Restrain your hammer then warn barn her
116) Prune that stalk then make her squawk
117) Wrap that rod then please her bod
118) Sheath that knife she ain' t your wife
119) House that bottle then mash her throttle
120) Sash that hash then thrash that gash
121) Cover your diddle then fiddle her middle
122) Can your knob then throb her swab
123) Contain old Doug then clean her rug
124) Cover your limb before you swim
Retain your Miler then impair her
126) Hope your dope then make some soap
127) Net your salamander then make salad in her
128) Cap your flapper then sniff her snapper
129) Wrap that Steed then trample her weeds
130) Hat that chef then scramble her cleft
131) Cover your stone before you bone
132) House your hose then curl her toes
133) Saddle your penis then straddle her mean ass
134) Blanket your twitch then hump that bitch
IBS) Shield your rocks then pond her box
135) Cover old sly then do her dry
137) Wrap your rail then fill her pail
138) Glove your chimney before you come in me
139) If your nude tube your dude
140) Cloak your hitter then go split her
141) Wrap your nipper before you dip her
142) Can your spam then barn that mam
143) Corral your ram then slice her ham
144) Sheath your sliver then jab her liver
145) Twist your wick then stick that prick
145) Cover old Bart then dart her tart
1217) Shed old spot then do her slot
148} Drawer your pip then split her lips
149) Contain that leach then mash her peach
ISO) Bag your elm then take the helm
ISI) Constrain your gem to catch the Mm
152) Catch that head cheese or I won' t spread these
ISO) Constrain that agate you ain' t no faggot
154) Survey your land then plant her stand
ISS) Before you drive her protect that diver
155) Sack that slimy smelt then tan her beaver pelt
IST) Wrap that stiffer then let him sniff her
158) Cover you post then slice her roast
159) Blanket old juicy then plug old loosey
150) Balloon your baboon the moon tune her poon
151) Contain that viper before you pipe her
152) Wrap your whopper, then go bop her
153) Protect your cock with the sock.
154) Slip it on before you slip it in.
155) Don' t leave it to God, cover your rod.
154) Do a good deed, don' t spill your seed.
155) Tub that sub then rub her hub
166) Wrap Mr. Clean then introduce her spleen
167) Dam your giver then fill her quiver
167) Wrap your wang before you bang
158) instead of your dick use a stick
159) instead of a sticky make a quickie
170) jack that slacker then you can whack her
171) Wrap it before you tap it
172) Wrap your meat before you beat
173) Don' t excrete, wrap your meat
174) If you take her to bed, protect your head
Pack it in plastic, it' ll be fantastic
176) if you' r not Shaq [meal you might as well wrap
your real
177) You Cover before you shove her
178) Protect your meat before you cram it in her seat
179) Suit up your eel, before you make a deal
180) Cover your or you' ll have to pay
181) Don' t be a fool, wrap your tool
182) if you think shes spunky, cover your monkey!
183) Wrap it before you slap it
184) Conceal your mushroom shape before you part her
beef drapes
Don' t be uncertain protect yourself before entering
her meat curtain
186) Cover your , before sour creaming her taco
187) use a shield before you sew her field
188) Put on your hat before you give her a splat
189) cover your snitch before you ram the bitch
190) hide old nick, before you jab her ribs
191) Flag your pole
192) Before a late night wrap it up tight
193) don' t have sex without latex
194) Cover Billy then make her silly
195) wear a helmet to go to war
195) wrap the cock let it drop
197) cover your meat and make some heat
198) wrap your stump before you hump
199) Cover your shooter, then shoot in her pooter
200) Garnish your beef, then dive her reef
EDI] Shield your funnel and engage her tunnel
202) Cover your mound, and prepare to pound
EDS] Sheath your blade, then give her the spade
204) Wrap your shaft before you break her in half
EDS] Roll your oat, then paddle her boat
206) Cover your yam then pound her ham
ED?) Armour the tank before you enter the flank
208) scrap the goat before swimming in her moat
209) Leash your pet before launching your jet
210) Baton down the hatch before feeding her snatch
211) Chain the beast before presenting the feast
212) Before you tap it, wrap it
213) Cap your tinkle before you visit the fish wrinkle
214) Save her cunt, from **** loads of spunk!
Wrap your dill before you spill
216) Dont be a Fool, wrap your tool
217) Wrap that gator, no regrets later
218) Wrap your meat and get her in the sheets!
219) Don' t forget the diaper when you' re laying piper
220) when you nail her your sailor
221) Put on a rubber before you sub her
222) Don' t trust Jesus cover your penis
223) Dress him up before you mess her up
224) Holster your Pistol before you whip her
225) before you bang cover your wang
226) No matter what kind of meat you put in your
sandwich you still have to wrap up your hoagie
227) Put a cover on yer hammer then ram her and ram
her
228) Clothe the boner before you own her
229) Before you make a disaster put the saftey on your
blaster
230) protect pole before u battle with the hole
231) No shirt, no flirt!
232) Wrap it before you tap it
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#2 - uberneinthousand (09/22/2011) [-]
I diddnt even knew you could ryhme so many words :D
I diddnt even knew you could ryhme so many words :D
User avatar #1 - iowintai (09/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I WAS THE FIRST TO thumb!!!
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