Christians cannot be generous.. It's impossible for a Christian to be generous, because true genorsity is sacrificing something without any return, eternal para
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Christians cannot be generous.

It's impossible for a Christian to be generous, because true genorsity is sacrificing something without any return, eternal paradise is a decent return no?

Look at you Atheist! So Immoral! I am generous
look at all the charities I give to!
But you only give to charity so you can get
something in the end of it! Eternal
paradise!
That' s like me giving a gift to your
sister so that I can get sex.
The only difference is, once I give her
these shoes I am gunna get laid, good
luck with your fairy tale.
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Submitted: 09/21/2011
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#5 - PeanutDude (09/22/2011) [-]
If you think about it... If atheism is the denial of a supreme being, if they are right, then they have no cause for existence...
User avatar #4 - pezzsnotsol (09/22/2011) [-]
we do not give to charity because we are promised heaven, we give to charity because our hearts compel us to because we feel love for our fellow human, which is what we are called to do. It sounds a little contradictory, but it really isn't
#6 to #4 - icecreamscoop (09/22/2011) [-]
Actually is, you give to charity so you can get into heaven, I give to charity so you lot will stop getting on your ivory tower.
User avatar #7 to #6 - pezzsnotsol (09/22/2011) [-]
we do not give to charity so we can get into heaven. We give to charity out of love for one another. I said it before and I'll say it again
#8 to #7 - icecreamscoop (09/23/2011) [-]
Stop being a liar you're breaking the 9th commandment...thou shalt not be a dirty jew...now shut the **** up and accept the fact you're an immoral maggot...when icecreamscoop tells you something, you accept it and move along.
#10 to #9 - icecreamscoop (09/24/2011) [-]
I'd rather be gay than a Christian, try harder.
#2 - chrislafff (09/21/2011) [-]
Inb4 religious debates
#3 to #2 - Penguinn (09/22/2011) [-]
inb4inb4 religious religious debates.
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