TLDR; My daughter is a baus.. Best thing for my morning. Coffee and my daughter being a baus.. Today, I was just sitting around with ttll/ husband when rrly 2 y TLDR; My daughter is a baus Best thing for my morning Coffee and being Today I was just sitting around with ttll/ husband when rrly 2 y
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TLDR; My daughter is a baus.. Best thing for my morning. Coffee and my daughter being a baus.. Today, I was just sitting around with ttll/ husband when rrly 2 y

Best thing for my morning. Coffee and my daughter being a baus.

Today, I was just sitting around with ttll/ husband
when rrly 2 year old daughter walks into our room.
Daughter: Mom, where can we buy firecrackers even
though it' s not the fourth of July?
Me: Well, we live in Minnesota, firecrackers cannot be
found. / are you asking about firecrackers?
Daughter: / hat else would work to make an
explosive but not a very big one?
Me: -now getting a little worried- a little bit of
gunpowder, now vs/ / do you ask?
About that time, ttly husband started laughing
uncontrollably. I have faith but I also fear what he has
been teaching her.
Daughter: "
Just wanted to share a story that I thought was
hilarious.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#20 - rarecandytrick
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(09/21/2011) [-]
**** this. Your 2 year old knows what explosives and Justin Beiber are, and she would "prefer" to do something?  
  
A ******* 2 year old?  
  
Yeah, you don't have a daughter, you aren't a parent, you aren't married, and you probably aren't even a ******* girl.  
  
Bitch ass liar...
**** this. Your 2 year old knows what explosives and Justin Beiber are, and she would "prefer" to do something?

A ******* 2 year old?

Yeah, you don't have a daughter, you aren't a parent, you aren't married, and you probably aren't even a ******* girl.

Bitch ass liar...
#39 to #20 - JeffroVicious [OP] **User deleted account**
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User avatar #66 to #39 - marsher
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(09/21/2011) [-]
what is this
i dont even
#147 to #39 - wiinor
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so your a mother of a 2 year old daughter and you post in ****...

you just like most of the teen girls of this generation.

<--- pic very much related
User avatar #45 to #20 - MakiChan
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(09/21/2011) [-]
when i was 2 i was a talker my parents said...i also started reading around 2 as well so it is possible esp if the parents get involved with educating them early.
User avatar #146 to #20 - wiinor
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(09/21/2011) [-]
funny. the bitch deleted her account after you said that
User avatar #27 to #20 - trolljunkusa
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(09/21/2011) [-]
I learned to speak at 2


but not with this type of grammar, it's too well
User avatar #75 to #27 - tentaclerapist
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(09/21/2011) [-]
Did you not consider maybe she used a little translation in the process? it wasn't exactly a ******* court recorder...
User avatar #22 to #20 - ultimohombre
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(09/21/2011) [-]
I have a 2 year old. She can say "Doggy". FML if this 2 year old can say "Explosive"
#23 to #22 - linkDrkguy **User deleted account**
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User avatar #55 to #22 - xyxoz
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I was singing songs when I was two.
I also tried math with shapes.
OP should see if her daughter has autism.
#109 to #55 - loserkvinn **User deleted account**
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#88 to #55 - anon id: 463f5105
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You were "singing" at two? I have plenty of baby cousins, ALL around ages 2-3. Babies can KIND OF sing, but they have absolutely no idea what they're saying, and they can barely form any words at all.

You are a complete moron if you believe you began to legitimately understand "math and shapes" when you were two. Did mommy tell you a few lies to boost that self esteem?

You are a complete moron if you believe that a ******* TWO YEAR OLD could form the sentence "I want to get explosives to blow up the new Justin Bieber doll". The smartest man in the world could try coaching a baby to say that, and there'd be no luck.

You are a ******* moron to assume that "OP's daughter has autism" (btw, the person you were responding to isn't OP you ******* idiot).

You are rude, incredibly ignorant, and just plain stupid.
User avatar #140 to #88 - xyxoz
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Or maybe I have autism and , in fact, had a basic understanding of mathematical logic without knowing math at a young age.
Trust me, I've seen kids younger than four who have decently large vocabularies, and while this comic is somewhat suspicious, it's not totally unbelievable.
#117 - amybumble
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(09/21/2011) [-]
lies. My daughter is two and if she came out with a sentence like that Id **** myself.
#124 to #117 - supermangoman
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#174 - legendofcorn
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(09/21/2011) [-]
Too bad that never happened
Too bad that never happened
#79 - skader
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(09/21/2011) [-]
I'm just going to leave this summarization here since most people actually believe this crock.
#1 She knew you cant buy Firecrackers when its not the 4th?
#2 She knew there was other means of creating a explosive...
#3 She cared about how big the explosion was?
#4 She used perfect grammar and words such as Firecracker, Prefer, Explosive ( Note Explosive was not mentioned by the mother but was brought up by the daughter even after she used the word Firecracker)


Yeah, I call ********.
User avatar #103 to #79 - apeycakes
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she also posted her daughter died today .... what kind of mom would be on the internet making a post on the same mother ******* day i have a 2 year old she says like 6 words doesn't say mom or dad and there not even very clear she says no when she means yes .... she is a complete heartless **** my friend just lost her 6 year old son on the way to Disney land to celebrate his 7th birthday which was Monday she is a complete wreck.
User avatar #92 to #79 - jaquewells
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(09/21/2011) [-]
And she's 2.
#89 to #79 - violez
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#143 - bigdoda
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A 2 year old wants to blow up a Justin Beiber doll.

Right, and I flew to the moon in a cardboard box.
#160 - mrsmokeybean **User deleted account**
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#207 to #160 - nowayimgonasayyes
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I'd bet she's asian.
User avatar #136 - TheAssassin
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Literate, fluent, conversational two year old.

What a great story, Mark.
#142 to #136 - rapewithcheese
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(09/21/2011) [-]
two year olds speak all the time.
i know two year olds that are more coherent than some of my friends =/
#148 to #142 - milkmyoneudder
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Okay yeah, doesn't mean they have the language skills as portrayed here. Trust me, my 2 year old sister cannot do this. Like at all. She can say like one word. I mean we think she may have a problem. SHE NEEDS HELP!!!
#167 to #148 - anon id: fa6e617b
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Most 2 year olds speak 1-4 word sentences. Gifted speak normal sentences with allowance for mistakes and words that sound odd. ex: thwee.
#157 - Ninjabears
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I must only assume you've been reading her the dictionary only at bed time.
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