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Racist Jokes Part 2

My roommate meant to hit edit, but accidentally hit delete so... I'm just posting this again.

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More Racist Jokes... With
Q: How did black people invent break dancing?
A: By trying to steal hubcaps off moving cars
Q: Wm 's the difference between a ****** and an
elevator?
A: Only one can raise a child
Q: Wm 's the difference between a black person and a
park bench?
A: A bench can support a family of four
Q: Wm do you call a black guy with no arms and no
legs?
A: Trustworthy
Q: Wm do you call a black woman that has had seven
abortions?
A: Crime Stoppers
Q: Wm 's the difference between a black person and a
bucket of **** ?
A: The bucket
Q: Wny are more black men hit by cars during the winter
than he summer?
A: They' re easier to spot
Q: Wnat' s faster than a speeding bullet?
Ajew with a coupon
Wnat' s a mexicans favorite book store?
raers
always steal the green card
Q: Wny don' t mexicans play UNO?
Q: Wnat do you call a mexican baptism?
A: Bean dip
Q: Two black guys jump off a building. Who lands first?
A: Who cares
Q: Why do they put cotton in tylenol bottles?
A: To remind black people they were picking cotton
before they were drug dealers.
Q: How do you know Adam and Eve weren' t black?
A: Have you ever tried to steal a rib from a brotha?
Q: Why aren' t there any Walmarts in the middle east?
A: Because there' s a target on every block
Q: How do you get 200 Afghans out of a bingo hall?
A: Shout
An American reporter goes over to Iraq back in the early
90' s and notices that all the women are walking 15 paces
behind the men. He asked a man, "Why are all your
women walking behind you?" and he replied, "Because
women aren' t equal. Why should they walk along side
us?" About 13 years went by and the reporter went back
to Iraq, only to notice women were now walking 15 paces
ahead of the men. By coincidence, he found the same
man and asked him, "13 years ago you told me women
walked behind men because they weren' t equal. Are
they walking ahead now to show more equality?" And
the arab said, "No, iandmines."
Here' s part 2: Feel free to write more in the comments
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User avatar #2 - WizardOfTheLawl (09/20/2011) [-]
how do you tell that a black woman is pregnant?

she takes out her tampon and the cotton's been picked off
User avatar #1 - whysyoutrollen (09/20/2011) [-]
what you call 1,000 black people jumping off a bridge? a problem
what you call 20,000 black people jumping off a bridge? bigger problem
what you call the whole race jumping off? soulition i wanted name in it please :]
#5 - Gerbilios (09/20/2011) [-]
What's the 1st thing a black child hears?
Welcome, to the dark side
#4 - farhaanah (09/20/2011) [-]
Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man? A pizza can feed a family.
User avatar #3 - zeldapronmaster (09/20/2011) [-]
What doe F.U.B.U really stand for?
Farmers used to buy us
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