Online Gaming

Kid Logic:
>If I kill you, you're a noob
>If you kill me, you're a hacker

This seems like a good time to share this story.

>playing black ops
>free for all
>gunning down everyone i see
>no deaths yet
>29 kills
>all of a sudden a guy with a gun rounds the corner
>i unload into him
>realize it was a police officer
>actually shooting up school
>mfw

>Join Domination game in Black Ops w/ 2 friends
>Little kids start smack talking because they see a group they outnumber
>We laugh to ourselves as they barrage us with grade-school insults
>Game starts
>Equip Dual Skorpions, 2 friends equip equally shit guns
>They all use Ghost/Famas/Second Chance. The whole 9 yards of douchebaggery
>The game isn't even close. 200-60ish
>"FUCK YOU NO LIVE FAGGOTS!!!!!! FUCKING TRYHARDS!!!!!!"
>To the combat records!
>Each and every one of them has more time put in than me
>Explain this to them calmly
>My reality was rejected and substituted with his own
>"NUH UH THERE IS NO WAY THAT IS RIGHT! THAT'S YOUR SECOND ACCOUNT!!!"
>They quit. The day is ours.

And such is life in the land of online video games.

fixed the controller

Fixed

That's why I preordered BF3, so i don't have to listen to 12 year old kids screaming like bitches everytime they die.

Ah PC gaming, where everyone below you is awesome and everyone above you is awesome and where you yourself are awesome.

im a noob and i have no life XBOX=LOVE<3

>Joining a game of Black Ops w/ a few friends
>7 year-olds start talking shit
>We play with shit guns like M14's and Dragunov's
>We beat them 7500-6200
>They call us hackers
>They have all played more than most of us
>They threatened to get their dad's on us
>mrw the dad got on the mic

dude wtf is wrong with ur controller? ur a.b.x.y buttons are on the wrong side...

**Aco rolled a random image** my enemies faces irl when I kill them in WoW

I fucking hate the little kids on xbox. they think they're tough shit. They sit there and cry when they die, which is really fucking annoying. This one time i was playing Reach and this kid was being reeeaaaly annoying, so i told him that six year old like him should be playing games more suitable for him, like Hello kitty island advdenture. Do you know what he replied with? "I AM 8 MOTHER FUCKER! AND HELLO KITTY ISLAND ADVENTURE IS ONLY FOR THE WII!" .............................yeah...

I'll have to admit that some people online do this on CoD. But mostly just little 11 year olds that their parents bought them a mic. Not everyone is like this. And it feels just that much better when you make them rage by trapping them in a corner.

Funnyjunk, the only place you could be called a FAGGOT for not knowing what My Little Pony is.

thats why i hate xbox live and psn. its pointless to play because its almost nothing but rage and kids. and the games arent really even that fun. i dont want to spend 60$ for the same game just because no one will play the old one online anymore. its bullshit. i miss the days when games had heart put into them, where the storyline and gameplay made the game, not "OMG BLACK OPS I MUST BUY IT BECAUSE ITS NEW AND ILL BE COOL" and all of you who solely play games like that fuck you, you can keep those games, ill go back to ratchet and clank and jak and daxter

/rant go ahead and thumb me down for this ill be playing these
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