Every man has tried it

#46 - vvtf (09/20/2011) [+] (2 replies)

Who has, at least once in his lifetime even when you where a kid, hide his PENIS between his leggs to see how it would look like to be a girl lol
Honoustly

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#47 to #46 - realoader (09/20/2011) [-]

Especially if you don't trim it down there and it does for sure.

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#122 to #47 - N. Korean citizen (09/21/2011) [-]

and if you don't you're russian.

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#22 - bjams (09/20/2011) [-]

I tried one time, I was sure I couldn't, but then I licked to tip and I freaked the fuck out. It was while I was taking a shower though, so it wasn't that gross. But I still licked my own PENIS, so yeah..........

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#35 - bakonforall (09/20/2011) [-]

i got the tip in my mouth. success

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#18 - aghabikhoda (09/20/2011) [+] (4 replies)

Damn you evolution, why couldn't our ancestors have evolved so that they could suck their own dicks...

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#28 to #18 - slaykingftw (09/20/2011) [-]

its cuz any man who had that ability died out because he didn't need a bitch to fuck anymore and the genes didn't get passed on

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#37 to #28 - lolwutlolwut (09/20/2011) [-]

makes so much sense....

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#177 to #28 - aghabikhoda (09/21/2011) [-]

yeah i know that but still, if only..

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#19 to #18 - shlo (09/20/2011) [-]

I know bro we all know...

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#88 - N. Korean citizen (09/21/2011) [+] (3 replies)

**anonymous rolled a random image** do you ever wonder how many anons there actually are?

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#90 to #88 - myusernameismyuser (09/21/2011) [-]

**myusernameismyuser rolls 02** only 2, u and i when im at my office and the pc at home logged me off

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#93 to #90 - hopeinanutshell **User deleted account** (09/21/2011) [-]

Well done!

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#96 to #90 - CarlosSpicyWeiners (09/21/2011) [-]

thumb , Your on your way ahaha

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#112 - ZenMacros (09/21/2011) [+] (11 replies)

Closest I ever got was pulling up my flaccid dick by the skin right under the head and barely being able to lick it.

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#116 to #112 - magicmist (09/21/2011) [-]

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#117 to #116 - ZenMacros (09/21/2011) [-]

Then I just ripped it off and ate it.

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#120 to #117 - truklin (09/21/2011) [-]

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#118 to #117 - magicmist (09/21/2011) [-]

Just....here.

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#119 to #118 - ZenMacros (09/21/2011) [-]

What am I gonna do with that shit?

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#121 to #119 - magicmist (09/21/2011) [-]

I DON'T KNOW. TRY TO SUCK YOUR OWN DICK WITH IT?

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#123 to #121 - ZenMacros (09/21/2011) [-]

But I already ate it!

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#124 to #123 - magicmist (09/21/2011) [-]

WELL THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM, NOW IS IT?

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#125 to #124 - ZenMacros (09/21/2011) [-]

I'm not making a fuss over anything.

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#160 to #125 - thepatriotdude (09/21/2011) [-]

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#101 - theeditor (09/21/2011) [+] (5 replies)

i licked the tip, ive never felt more proud and disgusted at the same time in my life

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#105 to #101 - N. Korean citizen (09/21/2011) [-]

Congrats. Im not logged in incase of thumbs down but if you can lick the tip just try over a period of couple months and you should be ale to get half of the whole thing in ur mouth. Its how long it took me after that point atleast

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#108 to #105 - theeditor (09/21/2011) [-]

talk about dedication...

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#109 to #108 - N. Korean citizen (09/21/2011) [-]

More like broken computer and a very flexible man with a lot of time on his hands

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#113 to #108 - mrwightproductions (09/21/2011) [-]

Same guy, tis also easier if you lie down with ur head half a foot away from wall,brings your legs over your head, place feet on wall, and use wall to lower your feet closer. Leverage

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#115 to #113 - theeditor (09/21/2011) [-]

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#95 - natheel (09/21/2011) [-]

after reading this I now have the sudden urge to try

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#98 - holycrapitscooper **User deleted account** (09/21/2011) [+] (1 reply)

i actually got pretty close the other day

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#99 to #98 - N. Korean citizen (09/21/2011) [-]

I can lick mine, however... its just not enough so i've never tried again.

Can't believe i just typed that out.. at least i'm logged out.

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#55 - N. Korean citizen (09/20/2011) [+] (2 replies)

I'm a chick and for some reason the thought of a guy self-sucking turns me on e.e I don't even...

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#58 to #55 - sslowpoke (09/20/2011) [-]

Well, in that case..

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#78 to #55 - zombieindenial (09/20/2011) [-]

o rly?

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#102 - deletedmyaccount (09/21/2011) [-]

It's not any gayer than masturbation...

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#61 - falucho (09/20/2011) [+] (1 reply)

I can do it

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#6 - theotherkid (09/20/2011) [-]

I know that Conor Nolan kid, he wants to glass me, or attack me, apparently Im a threat to him trying to get a girl, a girl that has rejected him 6 times and has no intention to get a boy friend.

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#114 - N. Korean citizen (09/21/2011) [-]

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#13 - aqualadFTW (09/20/2011) [+] (2 replies)

I CAN. Contortionism ftw.

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#25 to #13 - thehighwayman (09/20/2011) [-]

so when people ask you to go fuck yourself, what do you do my good sir?

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#30 to #25 - aqualadFTW (09/20/2011) [-]

I say "No you go fuck yourself." because I don't have a rubber dick, I can't shove it up my own ass, nary do I wish to. But when they say "Go suck a cock." I occasionally say "Gladly."

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#131 - thereisaguy (09/21/2011) [+] (11 replies)

Saw the title and called, it. I want this .gif to be related but it's not

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#169 to #131 - gongthehawkeye (09/21/2011) [-]

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#143 to #131 - timonsta **User deleted account** (09/21/2011) [-]

dude...that is just so fucked...

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#142 to #131 - iamabunwolf (09/21/2011) [-]

ok what the FUCK is that from

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#144 to #142 - BringerOfDoom (09/21/2011) [-]

Feast, funny ass gory movies

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#145 to #144 - iamabunwolf (09/21/2011) [-]

well, thats going on my list of "not sure if want.."

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#151 to #145 - BringerOfDoom (09/21/2011) [-]

good movies, purposely gross

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#155 to #151 - iamabunwolf (09/21/2011) [-]

i might watch it lol, i usualy watch stupid movies like that when im boored

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#158 to #155 - BringerOfDoom (09/21/2011) [-]

then these are perfect for you sir, there are 3 total

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#159 to #158 - iamabunwolf (09/21/2011) [-]

ok, will do, thanks for the advice

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#164 to #159 - BringerOfDoom (09/21/2011) [-]

you are quite welcome.

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#71 - TheMasterShake (09/20/2011) [-]

Sucking your own dick is a like the final boss of masturbation

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#54 - bigdominican ONLINE (09/20/2011) [+] (2 replies)

i tried that a few years ago but i couldnt reach it because i was so god damn fat

3 years later i lost 40 pounds and i tried it again and succeeded

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#130 - pikapoo (09/21/2011) [-]

These are the strangest comments ever...but im happy since i can actually do it

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#103 - HigherJudgement (09/21/2011) [-]

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Found it on my wall on Facebook.. Thanks for getting me tons of thumbs this is my highest rated content ever First Front page ever thanks everyone

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Found it on my wall on Facebook..
Thanks for getting me tons of thumbs this is my highest rated content ever
First Front page ever thanks everyone