EPIC FUNNYJUNK RYMING

#522 - DarkMagician (03/22/2010) [-]

Ladies and Pedobears....I now present....the FJ anthem

#520 - max bone (03/17/2010) [-]

this...this is beautiful

#513 - Tormound (03/15/2010) [-]

**Tormound rolls 306,219,592** you sir deserve a medal for posting this.

#498 - llCLASSICll (03/14/2010) [-]

**llCLASSICll rolls 5,522,378**

Wow...That weird and those guys below are Pretty good at rhyming..*blink two times*

#497 - GBDurrary (03/14/2010) [-]

Finish for me... (innuendo)
Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad...

#506 to #497 - xVjoshVx (03/14/2010) [-]

because no one can see inside that u are sad.

#512 to #506 - taserpenguin (03/15/2010) [-]

If this continues, someone getting hit in the nads

#492 - TheRagingKiwi (03/14/2010) [-]

fucking epic

#488 - jaquewells (03/14/2010) [-]

I never thought rhyming would do me good in school.

#486 - LovableStoner (03/14/2010) [-]

Anyone want to rhyme with this?

#491 to #486 - Rat Chieftain (03/14/2010) [-]

no because i judge with amiss

#489 to #486 - anonymous (03/14/2010) [-]

brb, gotta piss

#494 to #489 - anonymous (03/14/2010) [-]

my teacher is miss

#495 to #494 - anonymous (03/14/2010) [-]

my teacher is pony

#500 to #495 - anonymous (03/14/2010) [-]

My tacher is nigger

#501 to #500 - anonymous (03/14/2010) [-]

nigger nigger nigger my nigger nigger

#504 to #501 - anonymous (03/14/2010) [-]

its getting bigger,bigger,bigger!

#523 to #504 - leightonsolomon (03/23/2010) [-]

back away or ill pull the trigger trigger trigger

#524 to #523 - theguybelowmeisgay (07/07/2010) [-]

back away ill put the trigger to the nigger

#482 - MrEpicMan (03/14/2010) [-]

thanks for the front page everyone

p.s: miss funnkjunk in a thong :D

#474 - Lee Jun Fan (03/14/2010) [-]

Hey look, im in the picture! lol

#477 to #474 - chrissygee (03/14/2010) [-]

do the, do the locomotion hey-eh-yeh-yeh-yehehye locomotion.

#473 - anonymous (03/14/2010) [-]

I don't get why everytime someone posts a picture of a cool comments chain that the people below try to emulate it to a certain degree that it fails in away.

(Ps. Original green FJ ftw)

#468 - pufan (03/14/2010) [-]

it is much, MUCH more entertaining to read it as a rap.

#469 to #468 - anonymous (03/14/2010) [-]

lol i done the same

#467 - xToXiCxCuPpYcAkEx (03/14/2010) [-]

I think most of the funniness on funnyjunk is the comments.

#464 - Germany (03/14/2010) [-]

Everyone hates on poor Germany
Just because one man and his Nazi army
It was so long ago, yet we all still remember
How he killed all those people, no way to defend her
Blacks, Gays, Retards and Jews
After conquering France, how could he lose?
A few years had passed and the war was done
Long story short it was Russia that won
But alas, here I am with the blood of those folk
Being blamed as a whole for the crimes of a joke.

#487 to #464 - GunzNRocketz (03/14/2010) [-]

pppppp-u! ur gas reeks,lucky im nt jew or ill would have been d.........
*lifeless head hits ground*

GERMAN GAS, the jews will not be the only ones that will suffer...buy air freshener now.

#481 to #464 - hosa (03/14/2010) [-]

germany still sucks

#471 to #464 - BlessedPizza (03/14/2010) [-]

Hitler, only had one ball, The other, is in the albert hall, His mother, the dirty bugger, Cut it off when he was sma-a-al
And then she threw it, O-ver Ger-man-ee, And it landed, in the deep blue sea!
And then the fishes, got their dishes

#472 to #471 - BlessedPizza (03/14/2010) [-]

And then the fishes, got their dishes
And had scalops and bollocks for Tee-e-ea!

#463 - AnonsAnonymous (03/14/2010) [-]

Please please please whatever you do don't puke in that bong

Please

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#452 - anonymous (03/14/2010) [-]

It's funny because the original term is 'I second that motion' not 'I second that notion'

#454 to #452 - FreeCANCER (03/14/2010) [-]

i dont think you get it

#456 to #454 - stumpagness (03/14/2010) [-]

Yeah, neither do I.

#478 to #456 - anonymous (03/14/2010) [-]

I ate some pie

#483 to #478 - HAMMATIMEZ (03/14/2010) [-]

why do you lie?

#490 to #483 - Rat Chieftain (03/14/2010) [-]

ill make you cry

#493 to #490 - TheRagingKiwi (03/14/2010) [-]

Dude, are you high?

#496 to #493 - Rat Chieftain (03/14/2010) [-]

Yes but ill get by

#499 to #496 - Ddubber (03/14/2010) [-]

mmm...i just ate some rye

#503 to #499 - RapeYoFacePwn (03/14/2010) [-]

damn i love pie

#505 to #503 - HAMMATIMEZ (03/14/2010) [-]

im about to click reply

#508 to #505 - Ddubber (03/14/2010) [-]

NO, dont click reply!!
first you eat some pie,
if your aunt asks just tell a lie,
but when she beats you till you die,
dont say it was i,
for there is no reason to get both of us on the pig sty.

#509 to #508 - HAMMATIMEZ (03/15/2010) [-]

thank you sir but i cannot lie
my time to go is almost nye
there is one last thing i shall imply
why did you run you're hand up my thigh?

#510 to #509 - RapeYoFacePwn (03/15/2010) [-]

you fool your going to die
how dare you put ur hand up her thigh
id bake a pie
or youll probably die

#514 to #510 - HAMMATIMEZ (03/16/2010) [-]

if you check my profile i think you would know
that my sex is of another that you showed
i know i changed the rhyme, but i couldnt think of anythin ya' know?

#515 to #514 - RapeYoFacePwn (03/16/2010) [-]

sorry i didnt see what your profile had to show
its all cool yo?

#516 to #515 - HAMMATIMEZ (03/16/2010) [-]

fo sho

#519 to #516 - max bone (03/17/2010) [-]

Homies in the east side rise up
Homies in the west side rise up
We all continuing this chain
And not eat grain (lolwut)

#450 - Erdweh (03/14/2010) [-]

**Erdweh rolls 525,464,227**

#447 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/14/2010) [-]

Did anyone else SING it?

#521 to #447 - RapeYoFacePwn (03/17/2010) [-]

everyone try and wing it

#434 - XVoodeedooX (03/14/2010) [-]

someone rhyme something with month

#476 to #434 - Lloydles (03/14/2010) [-]

cunth (cunts with a lisp)

#448 to #434 - Rat Chieftain (03/14/2010) [-]

millionth

#431 - xVjoshVx (03/14/2010) [-]

!lol this is just great
this is sumthin i'd never hate!
y is everyone gettin a thumbs up for sayin lol for god's sake!
for get this shit imma do sum easybake! (cookin my sammiches now(gotta say that last 1 sucked but o well, dnt h8))

#435 to #431 - iRetaliate (03/14/2010) [-]

Hey fuckface, that wasn't funny. Just go back home and mastubate
Or maybe you should try and get a date
Y'know, try and find a mate
Lol, that'll never happen to you
Cuz you're a dirty jew
Or, if you will, a ballyhoo

#442 to #435 - iRetaliate (03/14/2010) [-]

If you like that one, go down to comment 412
It's quite epic if I do say so myself
It's a real long chain
But a troll broke the rain
of rhymes
thought of in short amount of times