Best Manager Ever!

#132 to #70 - commietits **User deleted account** (09/20/2011) [-]

at least i get cunt while you obviously get nothing

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#138 to #132 - arsewipe (09/20/2011) [-]

you get cunt? must be a sexchange coming up soon huh!

#139 to #138 - commietits **User deleted account** (09/20/2011) [-]

no i dont need a sex change, im already a girl...

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#140 to #139 - arsewipe (09/20/2011) [-]

but that's not what people usually think when they meet you for the first time right!

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#32 to #22 - verby (09/19/2011) [-]

It's cool, Don't Ask Don't Tell is done

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#34 to #32 - arsewipe (09/19/2011) [-]

of course if not they would have to close down the entire Marine corps and they'd all be stuck performing YMCA at the local civic center.

#36 to #34 - verby (09/19/2011) [-]

wait, whut?

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#37 to #36 - arsewipe (09/19/2011) [-]

oh yeah.. . or working at the local Bath and Body

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#13 - fibershark (09/19/2011) [+] (2 replies)

no offense, just had to

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#20 to #13 - arsewipe (09/19/2011) [-]

some serious fisting right there!!

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#54 to #13 - fjarchon (09/19/2011) [-]

The best kind of sex.

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#17 - Idrc **User deleted account** (09/19/2011) [+] (8 replies)

>Worked shit job with older cousin
> Little slower than the other employees due to a slight limp I have
> Owner constantly yells at me about it
>Owner trips me one day
>Cousin beat the fuck out of him once his shift was over
>Best. Older. Cousin. Ever.

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#35 to #17 - kalimah (09/19/2011) [-]

what limp?

#118 to #35 - Idrc **User deleted account** (09/19/2011) [-]

My knee locks up on me every now and then, making it harder to move my leg correctly.

#136 to #118 - kalimah (09/20/2011) [-]

what you mean locks up?
is it like when old people cant get up because of their back?

#137 to #136 - Idrc **User deleted account** (09/20/2011) [-]

No, I'm missing a small part of my knee. (My doctors think it's hereditary) And when I walk, sometimes it'll slide into a certain position and get caught there.

So it's like rubbing two rocks together
One with a small indent, and one with a slight rise. When they hit each other, they stop moving.

#141 to #137 - kalimah (09/20/2011) [-]

Dawm sorry man...

#143 to #141 - Idrc **User deleted account** (09/21/2011) [-]

I've learned to live with it. Thanks though.

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#130 to #17 - KakashiHatake (09/20/2011) [-]

Then your cousin got arrested?

#135 to #130 - Idrc **User deleted account** (09/20/2011) [-]

No, because my parents threatened to sue the owner over how he treated me if he pressed charges against my cousin. His business wasn't doing so great, so if he had gotten sued over that, he would've lost it.

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#18 - tomoyomomo ONLINE (09/19/2011) [-]

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#16 - fiestamonkey (09/19/2011) [-]

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#33 - LivClaire (09/19/2011) [+] (5 replies)

This face creeps the shit out of me.

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#41 to #33 - ivankiller (09/19/2011) [-]

I´m gonna rape everything you love

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#42 to #41 - LivClaire (09/19/2011) [-]

Over....

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#43 to #42 - LivClaire (09/19/2011) [-]

And over.....

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#45 to #43 - LivClaire (09/19/2011) [-]

And over again.

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#5 - glamourre (09/19/2011) [+] (4 replies)

I've had coffee thrown/spat at me a few times.
My manager makes me apologize to them and give them a free drink coupon.

Feels bad, man.

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#10 to #5 - MichalKrin (09/19/2011) [-]

Jizz in his coffee, and mix it in real well. Use less creamer.

#133 to #10 - glamourre (09/20/2011) [-]

We are both females....?
And she drinks shots of espresso with no cream. UNFORTUNATE.

#8 to #5 - OmegaX (09/19/2011) [-]

You should put that cunt in his place and quit.

#12 to #5 - gazzanineninefive (09/19/2011) [-]

SPlash coffee on your manager and make him apologize!

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#40 - roflstorm (09/19/2011) [+] (1 reply)

> 17th week working cashier at Macs
> double dickcheese burger from foreign country butts in front of 7 people
> throws items on counter
> i refuse to scan items
> she power rages
> "maam you have to wait in line"
> fuck you scan this crap
> angryly scan
> what kind of service is that?!
> ignores raeg
> thatll be-
> already walking to exit without paying
> activate door lock (i love this button!)
> she bitches about locking her in
> i say "you have to pay"
> I FUCKING HATE THIS SHITHOLE OF A COUNTRY
> shit gets real
> jump counter, run up to him and reef items out of hands
> kicked in the nads 3 times
> Iraq war vet. boss comes out and sees me on floor with bloody nose
> he yanks harpy to side
> epic staredown
> me on floor nearly in tears with pain
> bitch threatens to sue us.

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#44 to #40 - roflstorm (09/19/2011) [-]

> victim customers deny BS claim
> she super sayian rages
> police come
> arrest bitch for public intoxcation
> boss tells me i can go home
> weak thank you comes out
> actually a true story.

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#21 - fatherman (09/19/2011) [-]

Retired 6'4" marine drill sgt. owns a starbucks?
yeahhhhh.... seems legit.

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#107 - tachaalachaa (09/19/2011) [+] (1 reply)

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#95 to #88 - charetarded (09/19/2011) [-]

He started out canadian

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#3 - wormbomber **User deleted account** (09/19/2011) [+] (3 replies)

Retired marine sergeant working at starbucks?
Sounds legit.

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#4 to #3 - whatyagonnado **User deleted account** (09/19/2011) [-]

well, it kind of is; i assume this is set in America, and we don't usually have the greatest provisions for our veterans, so they usually have to work their way up from a much lower level than where they should be.

#19 to #3 - TheVertigo (09/19/2011) [-]

Yeah, my mother was a drill sergeant and currently works as a barmaid. Definitely legit.

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#57 - Sunset **User deleted account** (09/19/2011) [+] (2 replies)

Man shows up in suit

Loses body

Regains body but is now a stick figure