Chinese Kid. Everyday I swear... This Chinese kid from down my block always keeps knocking on my door asking me if I want to pray. I' m tired of telling him I'
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Chinese Kid

Everyday I swear..

This Chinese kid from down my block always
keeps knocking on my door asking me if I want to
pray.
I' m tired of telling him I' m not religious.
...
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Submitted: 09/18/2011
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#7 - anonymous (09/18/2011) [+] (19 replies)
That makes me sad. That poor Asian boy is most likely having a hard time finding friends in a new country, and you're the only other kid in the neighborhood. He asks you to play with him, and you keep saying something about religion and slamming the door on him. So, having a new found grasp on what it is to be truly lonely, he trundles on down the street back to his empty home, where his Mother sits silently in the living room next to his abusive father. He attempts to silently slip by. "Hey! Come ovah here." "...No." "I say, come HERE!" His father rises to his feet quickly. Being no stranger to what generally happens after this, he turns and runs up the stairs. His father is on his tail, closing in, hands outstretched. The boy kicks his heel up and catches his father in the face by mistake. He uses this to his advantage, and runs into his room, quickly slamming the door. He looks around frantically, trying to find a place to hide. After a moment's thought, he jumps into the closet and works his way to the back, hidden behind coats, shirts, and various other garments. He hears his bedroom door open slowly. "Where you hide, boy? You want pray hide and seeking? We pray hide and seeking." He hears his father overturn his dresser. He hears him get down on his stomach to check under his bed. Then, slowly (almost deliberately so;) his father begins walking towards the closet. He can hear every padded footstep. The boy readies himself. Just as his father is just outside the closet, the boy opens the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.
#60 - afrojaythunder (09/18/2011) [+] (7 replies)
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#335 - mikeymouse (09/18/2011) [+] (25 replies)
**mikeymouse rolled a random image** <--- chinese related
#18 - zimns (09/18/2011) [-]
#439 - infamousryang (09/18/2011) [+] (6 replies)
**infamousryang rolled a random image**  
&lt;-- related
**infamousryang rolled a random image**
<-- related
#288 - patownslife (09/18/2011) [+] (3 replies)
**patownslife rolls 1**
#430 - zealexmeister (09/18/2011) [+] (12 replies)
can someone explain this to me?
#194 - anonymous (09/18/2011) [+] (2 replies)
#444 - anonymous (09/18/2011) [+] (2 replies)
**anonymous rolled a random image**
#252 - theratman (09/18/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#192 - blackbeltpsycho (09/18/2011) [+] (5 replies)
#25 - sicknindoni (09/18/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**sicknindoni rolled a random image** come out and pray
#6 - bitchimflawless (09/18/2011) [+] (1 reply)
you clever son of a bitch
you clever son of a bitch
#284 - xishnikk (09/18/2011) [+] (5 replies)
**xishnikk rolls 124,000**
#233 - CashKai (09/18/2011) [-]
U best pray wif my Wang! He good boy!!
U best pray wif my Wang! He good boy!!
#127 - BananaOrgy (09/18/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**BananaOrgy rolled a random image** &lt;--- related
**BananaOrgy rolled a random image** <--- related
#235 - creamNscream (09/18/2011) [-]
HA! Took me a second but I got it.
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