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5 Things to do in an ELEVATOR!

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#63 - comeatmebrother (09/18/2011) [-]
OR, in a crowded elevator move to the front and turn around and say "im sure your wondering why i've gathered you all here". The reactions are priceless.
User avatar #64 to #63 - boavenom **User deleted account** (09/24/2011) [-]
Or go to the front and say, "the way you're most likely to survive an elevator fall is by lying on the ground and thus distributing your weight over a larger area, this information will become useful momentarily"

security isn't fond of that one though
#62 - xishnikk (09/18/2011) [-]
**xishnikk rolls 069,343**
User avatar #61 - kfcinafrica (09/18/2011) [-]
you must have balls to do the last 1
#60 - anonymous (09/18/2011) [-]
It's a fucking repost. He just drew new pictures...
#59 - anonymous (09/18/2011) [-]
*roll*
#56 - colleenrox (09/18/2011) [-]
**colleenrox rolled a random image** this is what i do on an elevator :3
#55 - EZBakeFourthAcct (09/18/2011) [-]
Five ways to be awkward without anyone above the age of 12 laughing
#53 - kwizzy (09/18/2011) [-]
fucking wired mobile phone.
User avatar #52 - HighLitedHelios (09/18/2011) [-]
Or you just ride the elevator.

And by ride I mean shoot up.

And by elevator I mean your school.
#51 - whatasickname (09/18/2011) [-]
When there's 5+ people at one time and someone is directly next to you, turn to them and with a deep, monotone, say "Get off at the next stop". then turn back and act as if nothing had happened.
When there's 5+ people at one time and someone is directly next to you, turn to them and with a deep, monotone, say "Get off at the next stop". then turn back and act as if nothing had happened.
#50 - Metallicock (09/18/2011) [-]
or sit in there behind a desk and as people if they have an appointment as they walk in
#46 - microro (09/18/2011) [-]
**microro rolled a random image** Elevation!
User avatar #43 - pwok (09/18/2011) [-]
Im guna try that Greg one... might even start an argument about how he has been sleeping with my mother.
#44 to #43 - bobthetomato **User deleted account** (09/18/2011) [-]
then make a comic about it
#45 to #44 - pwok (09/18/2011) [-]
Shall do.
User avatar #47 to #45 - bobthetomato **User deleted account** (09/18/2011) [-]
and thanks for the Vault Boy pic :D
User avatar #49 to #47 - pwok (09/18/2011) [-]
Google is a powerful tool ;)
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#42 - Sunset (09/18/2011) [-]
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You could always rip a big one and blame it on someone else.
#41 - gtastuntdude (09/18/2011) [-]
As you are going up, ask the guy next to you "Do you hear a snapping sound?".
#40 - okimura (09/18/2011) [-]
Press all the buttons of floors after the one you get off
User avatar #39 - PeaTearGriffin (09/18/2011) [-]
Mobile phone with cord.
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#38 - thejuicer (09/18/2011) [-]
Phones dont usually work in elevators do they o-o
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