The awkward moment

Well there was this one time...

Who i though of

**clareodonnell rolled a random image** this is my face

The awkward moment when this is reposted and gets font page...again

the akward moment when you forget the name of your only grandson.

Pic Related.

Its a burden I have to live with....

That awkward moment when Voldemort wants a hug.

that awkward moment when you don't need to open the picture to read it

Is mayonnaise sexy as hell?

>Be 17
>Senior in HS awww yeeeaaah
>See hottest girl in school (Junior)
>She's one of my best friends
>Has a boyfriend (Senior)
>Has glorious tits and a glorious ass
>I go over to hug her
>Pretend my stomach is my hands feeling her tatas when we embrace
>She begs to give me head
>She goes down on me
>Starts sucking and licking
>I realize that I'm a Giraffe
>Ohgodwhatthefuck
>She meant she would give my head to me so that I could reach down with my ginormous PENIS-shaped neck and autofellate
>I've been blowing myself for a minute
>Open my eyes
>My dick is now her boyfriend's tongue
>My crotch is his head
>My legs are his arms
>My neck is her skinless body
>I start crab walking

Tell me about it .

i know that feel bro

k that was funny as hell to t.he frontpage