Woman logic. feminazis how do they work? no oc, but ill post more if enough thumbs & stuff EDIT: Holy top 100 new woman logic: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/
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Woman logic

feminazis how do they work?
no oc, but ill post more if enough thumbs & stuff
EDIT: Holy **** top 100...more »

feminazis how do they work?
no oc, but ill post more if enough thumbs & stuff
EDIT: Holy **** top 100
new woman logic:
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2623979/Woman+logic+Pt+2/

THAT IS SO TRUE BECAUSE:
A) WOMEN WEAR SHOES BECAUSE THEY FEEL so COMFORTABLE
B) WOMEN WEAR SHIRTS THAT SHOWS HALF OF THE BOOBS BECAUSE
THEY FEEL so COMFORTABLE IN IT, EVEN THOUGH THEY HAVE TC) ADJUST
THE ******** THE TIME TO PREVENT THEIR BUUBS TO FULLY SLIP OUT
C) WOMEN WEAR SHORT SKIRTS FOR COMFORT REASONS, EVEN THOUGH
THEY HAVE TC) PULL IT DOWN ALL TIME TO PREVENT THEIR ***** TC)
BE SEEN
D) WOMEN WASTE HOURS DOING MAKE UP EVERY DAY TC) NOT LOOK BETTER
IN THE EYES OF MEN
E) WOMEN PANIC WHEN THEY HAVE TC) GU OUTSIDE WITHOUT MAKEUP, NOT
BECAUSE OF THE LOOKS, BUT FOR SPIRITUAL REASONS
F) WOMEN WASTE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS AND RISK THEIR HEALTH TO GET
SILICONE BOOBS, NOT TC) LOOK PRE' I' I' IER OR SEXIER IN THE EYES OF MEN,
BUT TC) HELP WITH THEIR BACK PAINS
G) WOMEN WASTE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS AND RISK THEIR HEALTH TO GET
AND OTHER FACIAL TREATMENTS INCLUDING PLASTIC SURGERY
BECAUSE BEING FILLED WITH POISON AND CUT WITH KNIVES FEELS so
GOOD AND RELAXING
H) WOMEN WEAR THE SAME CLOTHES AND MAKEUP AT HOME AS THEY
DC) OUTDOORS, AND TIGHT CLOTHES MAKES ONE FEEL
SO RELAXED WHEN WATCHING TV
l) IF THE WORLD ENDED AND THE SOLE SURVIVOR WERE WOMAN, SHE WOULD
STILL WEAR AND DO ALL THESE THINGS, FOR COMFORT REASONS
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#41 - anonymous (01/18/2014) [-]
even in the winter time when its cold windy snowy or rainy. The women still wear short skirts and stockings while im shivering in my thick ass jacket...and they are biologically supposed to feel colder then us
#40 - anonymous (10/04/2011) [-]
i do my makeup so people don't run away from me in fear. lol.
#36 - deathhard (09/21/2011) [-]
YOU TROLL MY OC AND THEN REPOST?
YOU
YOU ARE THE NEW BANE OF THE INTERNET
#37 to #36 - pinkiepied (09/22/2011) [-]
who are you again?
#27 - anonymous (09/17/2011) [-]
yeah men notice some of these things. a lot of cake more subtle changes are for other women to notice. Because if you're pretty in your classmates eyes cupcakes other women are jealous of you then men will pick up on that.
#20 - lunahaileeluna (09/17/2011) [-]
Normally I dont bother correcting things like this, but in this case, I will explain something that you seem to have misunderstood. cake point of cake posters cupcakes whatnot in this post were trying to say that women dress sexily for themselves, too. Sexy clothes are not as uncomfortable as some may thing after you get used to them, cupcakes having makeup on can boost self esteem if it makes you feel prettier. How a woman dresses often has nothing to do with cake audience, it's all about her. cupcakes Aupego also hit on another valid point.
You kinda missed cake whole message.
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#39 to #25 - lunahaileeluna (09/22/2011) [-]
do what ya gotta do man. i laughed when i read it.
#21 to #20 - pinkiepied (09/17/2011) [-]
ok but you cant say cake same about silicone tits that cause severe back pain, cupcakes high heels, which woman are constantly compain about. (they also cause health problems with your feet)
#38 to #21 - lunahaileeluna (09/22/2011) [-]
now that is true. those are ****** my friend.
#28 to #21 - Nesbit (09/17/2011) [-]
do you actually believe this is all women??? really?????
#29 to #28 - pinkiepied (09/17/2011) [-]
nope, but i do believe many women have a victim complex.
and i also believe that women cupcakes men can be hypocrites
User avatar #22 to #21 - Moushi (09/17/2011) [-]
Again, its a self esteem thing, they want to boost their self esteem because society makes it seem like girls aren't attractive unless they have large breasts, they also usually don't cause as much back pain as you seem to think, they are just a couple pounds at cake most, I have had quite a few friends get a breast reduction because their naturally large breasts cause back pain, natural fat is heavier than silicone, cupcakes cake same goes with heels, women often feel more confident in heels because they make their legs cupcakes butt look better.
#30 to #22 - pinkiepied (09/17/2011) [-]
ehhhhhhhh...
that could true but cake idea of attracting men is still there.
User avatar #31 to #30 - Moushi (09/17/2011) [-]
I don't think it's cake idea of attracting a man so much as it is about self confidence. It's not uncommon for a girl to have a boyfriend cupcakes dress up even when that boyfriend isn't anywhere around, just to chill out with friends or go shopping. Of course women do dress up from time to time to go to clubs in which case they are looking for men, but men dress up too, putting gel in their hair, working out to get a nice body, wearing uncomfortable tuxedos cupcakes ties when they are going out on a fancy date or dance as well as also wearing uncomfortable shoes, so it really evens out on each side.
#32 to #31 - pinkiepied (09/17/2011) [-]
Im saying i agree with you, but you see where im coming from,
sure it boosts self confidence but it is also a way to atract men
User avatar #17 - Aupego (09/17/2011) [-]
I'm not trying to argue or anything, but I'm pretty sure this is from one of those slut walks, you know "society teaches don't get raped, not don't rape" she's just trying to protest a cause that actually makes a lot of sense, just not much when taken out of context.

Sorry if that didn't make sense.
User avatar #26 to #17 - ninetwenty (09/17/2011) [-]
I don't think he meant anything about what she is protesting against (he just needed to use teh picture to emphasize his point).
Teh lady in teh picture: Women should be allowed to wear what they feel comfortable with, without being judged.
But I think pinkiepied meant: Why go in ukonfortable clothes when they still give teh wrong signals (when they don't want to be seen as sluts)
User avatar #33 to #26 - Aupego (09/18/2011) [-]
hmm I suppose, I for one like dressing in clothes that might be "slutty" I guess that's just how I am though XD
User avatar #34 to #33 - ninetwenty (09/18/2011) [-]
Yeah, I guess so xP

:P
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#14 - Falio (09/17/2011) [-]
And women ask US: "Does I look good with this dress?"

User avatar #13 - mhden (09/17/2011) [-]
It so true and well though ... FEMINISM ... THE BIGEST LIE EVER TO BE TOLD AND BELEAVED BY SO MANY ...Religion has nothing on that ...
User avatar #35 to #13 - mhden (09/20/2011) [-]
he he he .. U mad women ...
#12 - TheCynic (09/17/2011) [-]
From what I understand, women pull themselves apart to look pretty mostly as a way to prove superiority over other women. It's how girls dick measure. Call it a biological thing if you will.

Of course, nobody is making them do that but themselves. If they're doing this as a defense mechanism against other women, then who are they really fighting? Are they fighting men, or just fighting amongst themselves?

Of course, I could be wrong. Don't quote me on any of these. Unless you're giving me money.
User avatar #19 to #12 - AMATORY (09/17/2011) [-]
1) look for girl who doesn't wear makeup or heels but is still confident
2) realize that (unless she looks like Hagrid) her metaphoric PENIS is large because she doesn't need to compete
3) ask her out
4) profit???
#11 - LMCO (09/17/2011) [-]
Didn't even read.
Didn't even read.
User avatar #9 - supersonicblast (09/17/2011) [-]
That's ******* weird... I'm a girl and I'm not even close to being like that. XD
#10 to #9 - AnonymousWraith (09/17/2011) [-]
up high fellow sista
User avatar #1 - lucifent (09/16/2011) [-]
You never mentioned ******** .
#2 to #1 - pinkiepied (09/16/2011) [-]
Real ******** wear shirts, and dont show off cleaveage.
Real ******** dont wear tons of make up.
If not their just attention whores.
User avatar #15 to #2 - ciza (09/17/2011) [-]
Dude
you know nothing about ********
They are just the same as straight girls
Some of them dress like guys, some of them dress like women
Some spend a lot of time on their apperance and some don't
#18 to #15 - pinkiepied (09/17/2011) [-]
read cake rest of cake conversation
User avatar #3 to #2 - lucifent (09/16/2011) [-]
So you say ******** have to look manly?
If that's what you are thinking fine.
#4 to #3 - pinkiepied (09/16/2011) [-]
no im saying if youre a ******* , you dont spend hours in front of a mirror, so that when a guy tries to hit on you, you can say.
YOU MASOCHIST, IM A EMPOWERING ******* , IM A WOMYN!!
User avatar #5 to #4 - lucifent (09/16/2011) [-]
That is a statement with which I agree, but wouldn't a ******* want to look good for another woman?
Don't you think?
#6 to #5 - pinkiepied (09/16/2011) [-]
point taken,
but you know what i mean.
most ******** we see in porn and stuff arnt real ******** , and most ******** in college are not really ******** .
With a few exception.
just my 2 cents
User avatar #8 to #6 - lucifent (09/16/2011) [-]
I agree with you and I am happy that we have clarified that.
I didn't want to sound offended or like a bitch,
I mean it's still funnyjunk and I have nothing against an honest and personal opinion.
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