The White Death. This is a repost i know but i loved it, but i added the bit on the song, will you love me now FJ? Will you?. Greatest Sniper that Ever Lived Wh
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The White Death

This is a repost i know but i loved it, but i added the bit on the song, will you love me now FJ? Will you?

Greatest Sniper
that Ever Lived
Who Was He?
Simo Haws
Shun had a fairly boring lite in Finland. He served his one mandatory year in the military, and then
became a farmer, that when the Soviet Union invaded his homeland in 1939, he decided he wanted to help his
Since the majority of fighting took place in the forest, he figured the best way to stop the invasion was to grab
his trusty rifle, a couple of cans of food and hide in a tree all day shooting Russians. In six feet of snow. And
degrees below were
This is the Sort
of Environment
he Sniped in
Of course when the Russians heard that dozens of their men were going down and that it was all one dude
with a rifle, they got ******* scared. He became known as "The White Death" because of his white camouflage
on Hit. and they actually mounted whole missions just to kill that one guy.
They started by sending out a task force to find Hayha and take him out. He killed them all.
Then they tried getting together a team of wwhich are basically snipers that kill snipers] and
sent them in to Hayha., He killed all of them, too.
Deer the course of 100 days, Hayha killed 542 people with his rifle. He took out another 150 or so with his
EMS, sending his credited up to THE.
Since everyone they had was either too dead or too scared to go anywhere near him, the Russians just
everywhere they thought he might be. Supposedly, they had the location right, and he actually
got hit by a cloud of shrapnel that tore his coat up, but didn' t actually hurt him, because he' s the ******* White
Death, damn it.
Finally on Marth tath, 1940, some lucky bastard shot Hayha in the head with an exploder bullet. When some
other soldiers found him and brought him back to base, he "had half his head missing." The White Death had
finally been stopped...
for about a week. In spite of having come down with a nasty case of syndrome, he was still
very much alive, and regained consciousness on March iii, the very day the war ended.
Born at
December 17,
Died at
Esprit 1, 2002 (aged ‘Nil
that Illia, are brave listen to the and .
just try not to cry because 3, -watt will Itema-‘ er be so awesome.
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User avatar #5 - greawous (09/15/2011) [+] (2 replies)
"the enviroment he fought in"
>Mountain in the background
>>No mountains in Finland...
User avatar #8 to #7 - greawous (09/15/2011) [-]
Well I am Finnish = already giving mad props.
+ Im real glad I dont have to speak Russian now, thanks to all the veterans of the Winter War.

And my great uncle did something like this too, he climbed to a tree and started shooting Ruskies. It was really a strategy/thing of the Finnish army back in those days.
#3 - anonymous (09/15/2011) [-]
suoooomisuomisuomi isänmaamme äksdee
#9 - anonymous (09/15/2011) [-]
Kalevala was tougher!
#6 - cowmilk (09/15/2011) [-]
**cowmilk rolled a random image** R.I.P That guy is my new hero who cares he is dead
#4 - swiftykidd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#1 - semshol (09/15/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**semshol rolled a random image** I hope this roll will be half as badass!
**semshol rolled a random image** I hope this roll will be half as badass!
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