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Deaf Sex

Deaf Sex...
Two deaf people get married and during the first week of
marriage they tand that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom
with the lights out since they cant see each other signing, or read
lips.
After several nights of fumbling around and many
misunderstandings, the wife figures out a s
She writes:
mutton.
Honey, why don' t we agree on some simple signals? For
instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and
squeeze my left breast one time.
If you don' t want to have sex, reach over an
it squeeze my right breast two timess
The husband thinks this is a great idea, He writes back
to his wife if she wants to have sex with him, reach over and pull on
his penis one time.
If she doesn' t want to have sex, pull on
hundred and fifty times.
his penis two
...
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Submitted: 09/14/2011
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#1 - satanclaus **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (10 replies)
#164 - yarolord (09/15/2011) [+] (8 replies)
I'm having a good time thumbing down all the picroll faggots. How 'bout you?
I'm having a good time thumbing down all the picroll faggots. How 'bout you?
#71 - gocacola (09/15/2011) [-]
**gocacola rolled a random image**
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#149 - nooneinparticular **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#97 - ayerf (09/15/2011) [-]
**ayerf rolled a random image** my response when i heard this joke 3 years ago
#49 - bbeasty (09/15/2011) [+] (2 replies)
**bbeasty rolled a random image** <------- this is less of a repost then the joke.
#33 - thearmydude (09/15/2011) [+] (3 replies)
**thearmydude rolled a random image** My wife
#34 to #33 - thearmydude (09/15/2011) [-]
oh god! what have i done!
#19 - kapurass (09/15/2011) [+] (4 replies)
anyone still thinking about lesbian vampires?
anyone still thinking about lesbian vampires?
#176 - martiini (09/15/2011) [-]
Actually one is enough.
#168 - feredon (09/15/2011) [-]
This is me rolling a random picture by selecting it blindly in my folders. But It won't get nearly as much thumbs down as actually rolling

(Also trollface kinda adds to this)
User avatar #120 - javis (09/15/2011) [-]
my brother and his (now ex) girlfriend are deaf and I accidentally walked in on them, luckily they didn't see me and I ran away.
User avatar #57 - WarPigs (09/15/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Where have I seen this 500 times before?
#153 - anonymous (09/15/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#155 to #153 - iknowimawesome ONLINE (09/15/2011) [-]
BOOM. i have just the right gif.  
  
also the content was fucking funny;.
BOOM. i have just the right gif.

also the content was fucking funny;.
#110 - sanshi (09/15/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**sanshi rolled a random image** <--- My reaction to ponies.
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#75 - sleipher (09/15/2011) [+] (2 replies)
**sleipher rolled a random image**
#15 - friskydeadman (09/15/2011) [+] (5 replies)
**friskydeadman rolled a random image**
this makes me want to be deff. and im a music major.
#16 to #15 - anonymous (09/15/2011) [-]
GET OUT NOW. BEING A MUSIC MAJOR EATS YOUR SOUL.
#127 - weavedog (09/15/2011) [+] (6 replies)
#64 - zapperxxx (09/15/2011) [+] (5 replies)
**zapperxxx rolled a random image** <- I FUCKED HER YESTERDAY
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