Pure Lesbian Birth

#178 - zacklabel (03/14/2010) [-]

in the second one, the blonde is using her ass for a tissue.

#175 - PeAdObEaR (03/13/2010) [-]

So basically he's an over-developed cumshot? ... wow...

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#173 - snakeye (03/13/2010) [-]

what i want to know is....why does the blond pornstar still have her top on even AFTER the shoot? shouldn't that have been long gone by that time?

#168 - tommytg (03/13/2010) [-]

**tommytg rolls 768,859,590**
If this is > 900,000,000 admin lieks blue waffles

#166 - anonymous (03/13/2010) [-]

lol this is funny and says a lot btw fuck you funnyjunk let me thumbs up!

#165 - SuperLesbian (03/13/2010) [-]

lulz. nice.

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#164 - jesman (03/13/2010) [-]

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/262889/thumb+rant/ green thumbs for eveyone unless you troll or say some really stupid shit

#162 - Playerstar (03/13/2010) [-]

Why is the mother naked when she wasnt even in the 1st pic..?Or doesnt have any sperm on her..?

#163 to #162 - soraisrox (03/13/2010) [-]

The mother is just waiting for another scene perhaps, and the sperm comes from the face of the other woman...

#159 - jacobkay (03/13/2010) [-]

todd are you gay or what? ive been watchin your mutherfuckin (or fatherfuckin) self for like 7 seasons...and I AM PERPLEXED....

#161 to #159 - Garrysmod (03/13/2010) [-]

So you confirm you are a stalker?

#170 to #161 - jacobkay (03/13/2010) [-]

yes.... O.o

Cockteez five! ***

#172 to #170 - Garrysmod (03/13/2010) [-]

Are you also a pervert... o_o

#174 to #172 - jacobkay (03/13/2010) [-]

yoo can be the judge???

#176 to #174 - Garrysmod (03/14/2010) [-]

Fine! I sentence you to one year of Prison for no reason!

#177 to #176 - jacobkay (03/14/2010) [-]

i shall serve it like a man...

#179 to #177 - Garrysmod (03/14/2010) [-]

but.. eewwwwwwww

#158 - RumTumTubin (03/13/2010) [-]

Aha.
*sigh*
Good times.

#156 - InsaneSociopath (03/13/2010) [-]

You shoulda left me as a cum stain waaaaaah -_-

#155 - TehTodd (03/13/2010) [-]

Duuuuuuuude ... Too Awsome for Words-Five! *Raises hand*

#160 to #155 - jacobkay (03/13/2010) [-]

todd are you gay or what? ive been watchin your mutherfuckin (or fatherfuckin) self for like 7 seasons...and I AM PERPLEXED....

#154 - Sinistercurt (03/13/2010) [-]

Dumb bitch, stop telling the story and get yourself and that pan in the kitchen.

:D

#151 - StrikerX (03/13/2010) [-]

**StrikerX rolls 301,242,911** THE GAME

#150 - newfunnyjunksucks (03/13/2010) [-]

**newfunnyjunksucks rolls 425,097,519** not funny

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#140 - Prettycoolguy (03/13/2010) [-]

If this post ends in doubles McCain becomes a meme.

*roll 9*

#152 to #140 - anonymous (03/13/2010) [-]

you fail

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#141 to #140 - Prettycoolguy (03/13/2010) [-]

**Prettycoolguy rolls 645,464,576**

wtf it didn't work?

#142 to #141 - Prettycoolguy (03/13/2010) [-]

**Prettycoolguy rolls 555,807,878**

#143 to #142 - Prettycoolguy (03/13/2010) [-]

**Prettycoolguy rolls 655,404,623**

#144 to #143 - Prettycoolguy (03/13/2010) [-]

Dammit I lose evrything...

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#148 to #144 - EmiDaShogun (03/13/2010) [-]

**EmiDaShogun rolls 811,197,400** Keep trying, McCain is destined to become a Meme!

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#149 to #148 - EmiDaShogun (03/13/2010) [-]

OMG, NO FREAKING WAY! Look at how my reply ended!

#171 to #149 - Prettycoolguy (03/13/2010) [-]

Dang all the thumbs down... this place must be crawling with Obama voting liberal scum.

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#147 to #144 - pwnarOnii (03/13/2010) [-]

yes, yes you do.

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#135 - thecandyman (03/13/2010) [-]

My life had been a lie...all i knew...all i cared for, and then at the last moment i decided...no. I turned the gun on my mom, dying the walls red with her blood i walked emotionless from the house. I disappeared into back streets and slums letting my hatred for humankind fester within me, and slowly i changed becoming something subhuman, i was caught between worlds. After forty years i decided that i would destroy the world, i would ruin childhoods and dreams.I am pedobear.....

#145 to #135 - LOLmanLOL (03/13/2010) [-]

you forgot about raping children

#146 to #145 - thecandyman (03/13/2010) [-]

...

#130 - arinakaji (03/12/2010) [-]

do you know how completely possible that is.. my dad knows a girl who got preggy after her boyfriend jizzed on his hand then well played with her

#131 to #130 - anonymous (03/12/2010) [-]

And I knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this cousin of a guy and she got pregnant almost just like that too.

#132 to #131 - arinakaji (03/12/2010) [-]

you think i jest? nay i do not jest go ahead and thumb me down what do i care

#133 to #132 - amagicalhoers (03/13/2010) [-]

yea and verily, he foretells the truth

#134 to #133 - anonymous (03/13/2010) [-]

What? I wasn't implying you were lying. I seriously knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this cousin of a guy. She got pregnant by some guy fingering her.

#138 to #134 - arinakaji (03/13/2010) [-]

then forgive me for my small pms outburst

#136 to #134 - amagicalhoers (03/13/2010) [-]

i am soothsaying as arinakaji speaks.

#137 to #136 - amagicalhoers (03/13/2010) [-]

yoda, i now will be.

#127 - mzmz (03/12/2010) [-]

Well what I would do at that moment if my mom told me I was born from that, I would say "So your a lesbian?"

#139 to #127 - Prettycoolguy (03/13/2010) [-]

Dude it would be epic because it means you were born to be a pornstar.

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#128 to #127 - anonymous (03/12/2010) [-]

you're