Soviet horror stories. Well, I got a pretty good laugh at it. So, made it as a post and put it here for you to enjoy. it is worth the read Part 2: /funny_pictur Soviet horror stories Well I got a pretty good laugh at it So made as post and put here for you to enjoy is worth the read Part 2: /funny_pictur
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Soviet horror stories. Well, I got a pretty good laugh at it. So, made it as a post and put it here for you to enjoy. it is worth the read Part 2: /funny_pictur

Well, I got a pretty good laugh at it. So, made it as a post and put it here for you to enjoy. it is worth the read
Part 2:
/funny_pictures/2601270/Soviet+horror+stories+2/
Part 3:
/funny_pictures/2604949/Soviet+horror+stories+3/
AND CHECK OUT MY CALLS TO THE CHURCH SERIES

Mother and father get little tired from building Communism, they want to
go to Moscow to buy vodka. They call : youd babysitter. When
babysitter arrives, children/ already sleep. its bedsitter just sits around
and make sure eve ryt_ hirix good. siren. t. ". t night, babysitter gets
be red and. gees to read Marr, ' at. read ),
electricity (parents didn' t , ' '
So, she calls parents and ,
Of course, the parents my itsay, aai" iit.' liie. it Its
H request. She ask
A Tag.
to cover Lenin statute/? tthen militia arrest parents for Lenin statue.
Such is life in Mercer.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#9 - aziek
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THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
#208 to #9 - anon id: 88e579c2
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#220 to #9 - Ghosterist
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Honey's mom.
#188 to #9 - whowasphone
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Yes
#309 - xshawnxsullivanx
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anyone else read that in a sterotypical russian accent?
#362 to #309 - holyShitfuck
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What's her name?!
#312 to #309 - isradam
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that was the point...
that was the point...
#347 to #312 - berzerkerburger
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haha it was so funny. i was listening to music when i saw your gif and everytime the fire came up it was right on the beat
#310 to #309 - titsmagits
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User avatar #332 to #310 - sammichnow
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Says the individual with "tits" in their name...
User avatar #93 - BOOTYWIZARD
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did anyone else read this in a russian accent?
#87 - dovakiin
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User avatar #361 to #87 - wiinor
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i... die... so that democracy...may... live.

*powers out*
#226 - shabalaguy
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"I have yet to meet one who can outsmart bullet" -Nico Bellic
#346 to #226 - ifapinschool
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"I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet" - Heavy Weapons Guy
User avatar #228 to #226 - codyxvasco
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(09/13/2011) [-]
nickolai said that to!?
I thought that line originated from the heavy from tf2
Someone alert me if i'm failing at being trolled.
#236 to #228 - artemisgrey
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User avatar #230 to #228 - geodukemon
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Many catch phrases of the TF2 characters are from other sources

When the sniper says "I think his mate saw me," in the trailer, it was a reference to Steve Irwin. (correct me if I'm wrong)
User avatar #242 to #230 - scg
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the joke is that one of those jokes where u say a quote then tell its from the wrong person then show a pic of a different person
User avatar #407 to #242 - codyxvasco
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i thought so, but his name IS nickolai belinski and it would surprise me if he said that, but now that i think of it it had nothing to do with vodka so i guess your right
User avatar #243 to #242 - geodukemon
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Holy **** how did I not realize that

I guess I need more GTA, haha
#234 to #230 - rileybr
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User avatar #231 to #230 - codyxvasco
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Really? good to know, Thanx!
btw i love that part
#237 to #231 - rileybr
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I am,the heavy weapons guy

*unzips pants*

and this,is my weapon...
User avatar #238 to #237 - codyxvasco
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Thanks for the mental image of his taunt.
User avatar #367 to #228 - ColCyclone
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Nico Bellic is from grand theft auto..
User avatar #406 to #367 - codyxvasco
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nickolai belinksi is his full name in zombies
User avatar #410 to #406 - ColCyclone
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Yes I know, two different names.
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#246 - Hurriquake
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"...but she can't read downstairs because there's no electricity..."
"So, she calls parents..."

Lenincat no understand.
#265 to #246 - anon id: d02bd057
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cell phone?
#397 to #246 - PenguinMafia
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When the power goes out you can still use land lines yes? Phone Lines =/= Power Lines
#267 to #246 - jugglingtacos
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(09/13/2011) [-]
There's this new invention it's called the mobile phone
There's this new invention it's called the mobile phone
#322 to #267 - Hurriquake
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Oh, foolish comrade! In Soviet Russia, phone call you!
User avatar #273 to #246 - schmitty
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you dont need electricity for a land line to work usually, its usually just the phone line that needs to be hooked up.
#326 to #273 - Hurriquake
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I appreciate your insight comrade! But in Soviet Russia, phone hooks you up!
User avatar #258 to #246 - kickme
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Damn good eye sir. thumbs for you.
#329 to #258 - Hurriquake
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I believe in equal thumbs for everyone! Long live Comrade Stalin and long live Mother Russia!
#218 - Visual
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Hahaha, such is life in Moscow, what little baby men...
#89 - alanthewhite
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**alanthewhite rolls 677,045,768** MFW people actually believe that this was how Soviet Russians lived.
**alanthewhite rolls 677,045,768** MFW people actually believe that this was how Soviet Russians lived.
#268 - Hydra
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User avatar #296 to #268 - lostxprophit
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FPSRUSSIA ftw!! xD he killed JB Posters with throwing knives,an AUG (I think),a desert eagle & a few other guns :'D he's my ******* hero!!