Soviet horror stories. Well, I got a pretty good laugh at it. So, made it as a post and put it here for you to enjoy. it is worth the read Part 2: funnyjunk.com
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Soviet horror stories

Well, I got a pretty good laugh at it. So, made it as a post and put it here for you to enjoy. it is worth the read
Part 2:
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Part 3:
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AND CHECK OUT MY CALLS TO THE CHURCH SERIES

Mother and father get little tired from building Communism, they want to
go to Moscow to buy vodka. They call : youd babysitter. When
babysitter arrives, children/ already sleep. its bedsitter just sits around
and make sure eve ryt_ hirix good. siren. t. ". t night, babysitter gets
be red and. gees to read Marr, ' at. read ),
electricity (parents didn' t , ' '
So, she calls parents and ,
Of course, the parents my itsay, aai" iit.' liie. it Its
H request. She ask
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to cover Lenin statute/? tthen militia arrest parents for Lenin statue.
Such is life in Mercer.
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#9 - aziek (09/12/2011) [+] (3 replies)
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
#309 - xshawnxsullivanx (09/13/2011) [+] (5 replies)
anyone else read that in a sterotypical russian accent?
User avatar #93 - BOOTYWIZARD ONLINE (09/12/2011) [-]
did anyone else read this in a russian accent?
#87 - dovakiin ONLINE (09/12/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#226 - shabalaguy (09/13/2011) [+] (14 replies)
"I have yet to meet one who can outsmart bullet" -Nico Bellic
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#246 - Hurriquake (09/13/2011) [+] (8 replies)
"...but she can't read downstairs because there's no electricity..."
"So, she calls parents..."

Lenincat no understand.
#218 - Visual (09/13/2011) [-]
Hahaha, such is life in Moscow, what little baby men...
#89 - alanthewhite (09/12/2011) [-]
**alanthewhite rolls 677,045,768** MFW people actually believe that this was how Soviet Russians lived.
**alanthewhite rolls 677,045,768** MFW people actually believe that this was how Soviet Russians lived.
#268 - Hydra (09/13/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#209 - CIS White Male (09/13/2011) [-]
I know this is fake because the Russains don't have beds.
#304 - TriedandFailed (09/13/2011) [-]
Glorious story, comrade
Glorious story, comrade
#232 - MissVicious (09/13/2011) [+] (3 replies)
#286 - fastweb (09/13/2011) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #317 - NinjaCobra (09/13/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I must share tale to make glorius Mother Land.

Man is relaxing at home drinking vodka, reading Marx, and beating his children
when Russian Military tank (is the best) crash into his living room, running over his children, spilling his vodka, and smashing his Lenin statue. Man salutes his fellow comrades for serving Mother Russia and continues reading Marx. Man is then shot in legs by militia for slowing tank and arrested by KGB for vandelizing Lenin statue.
Such is life in Moscow.

#270 - djchurro (09/13/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#60 - CIS White Male (09/12/2011) [+] (2 replies)
thumbs if you read with heavy weapons voice
#341 - mustangjames (09/13/2011) [-]
Is it just me or did everyone read that with a russian accent?
#261 - chickenbaconwings (09/13/2011) [+] (2 replies)
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