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#81 to #7 - mrmysterio (09/13/2011) [-]
You know, not every guy is like him
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User avatar #78 to #7 - parrotgod (09/13/2011) [-]
It's called a Vibrator sweetheart. If you can't get "An emotional pussy" to put out you're either being far too bitchy, not not being a big enough whore. Really, the one night stand guys are out there they are not that hard to find. But if you have any self esteem left in you at all. I suggest you stop treating your guys like shit and let them BE MEN and MAYBE you'll get what you want. Men are not dogs, they are not stupid, and they don't fuck all the time and if you have one that displays an ounce of emotion outside of them watching their favorite team score a touch down then you've got it good.

But it may be wasted on you, just saying.
#89 to #78 - CrazyBubbleMonkey (09/28/2011) [-]
Once again, I'll explain how I don't have trouble getting sex. It's that I don't want a relationship right now. So usually what happens is, I tell them I don't want a relationship, I just want to have fun. They agree to just sex, but then they complain that I don't want to date them and that I just "used them for sex". Um... yeah...? That's kinda what I wanted... >.> I'm young. I'm immature. Yes, I just want to have fun for now. Geez... O-O You took that comment EXTREMELY wrong.
User avatar #86 to #78 - butteredass **User deleted account** (09/13/2011) [-]
well said indeed. How many times do you see this situation: "man shows emotion, girl thinks: he's being weak, i'ma go cheat on his ass"
User avatar #87 to #86 - parrotgod (09/14/2011) [-]
It's closed minded gutter whores who think this way. I love my husband to death. He's not super emotional he's more grumpy than anything and in private he shows plenty of emotion but in public he's very neutral. The only time a man should be perceived as weak is when he's cowering from something so obviously mundane and in a public manner that you just can't cover for your man and make it up. If he cannot be strong in that moment you need to support him and be his strength for him. If you can't do that, then the weak person is really you. I'm just thinking how blessed the guys she's dumped or been dumped by are right now that THEY AREN"T STUCK WITH HER! GAWD! Imagine, imagine if this bitch got pregnant like the rest of those teenie boppers the eternal hell that poor guy would be going through right now.

I thankfully don't see this situation happening too often, but since they gave us women's rights, I've watched women throw them out the window in lieu of acting the slut. It really does not give a woman more power to be able to fuck around, while I think it's a double standard that a guy can lay around where he pleases and not be considered a whore, it definately gives a woman far more allure when she's had less partners than a man. It means you care about your body, a guy's dick certainly doesn't wear out over too much use but our treads certainly can yanno? I wonder if when she queefs if it just makes a whoosh sound.

(Sorry I talk a lot, it's the ovaries <3)
User avatar #88 to #87 - butteredass **User deleted account** (09/14/2011) [-]
Now you are a woman to my liking. I've been through a lot, for example an unloving mother who waged war against my father and a break-up between my parents. Not only this, but recently I met a girl I liked, she tried to use me to make her boyfriend jealous, I got mad, told her to get out of my life and got over it. But because of this, I have a pretty biased look on women, and the bitch stereotypes aren't helping. I am always afraid to show I really care, and am starting to believe that acting cold and distant is the way to get in a relationship. Like your husband, I'm very neutral/sometimes grumpy but deep down I'm quite the emotional guy too.
Anyway, your reaction proves that they are still women out there with redeeming qualities and I shouldn't lose hope.
#80 to #78 - mrmysterio (09/13/2011) [-]
Well said.
Well said.
User avatar #79 to #78 - parrotgod (09/13/2011) [-]
Or Not*
User avatar #76 to #7 - neutralgray (09/13/2011) [-]
You're a whore.
#75 to #7 - ibinluv (09/13/2011) [-]
i've thumbed everyone up in this thread, except you, you absolute cretin. you're a real fuckin' peice of work. if you find someone that'll give you care and emotion you fucking take it and be grateful, whore
User avatar #74 to #7 - Izendaremp (09/13/2011) [-]
We get emotional because we can't get your uglyness out of our heads :/
#73 to #7 - TheUsername (09/13/2011) [-]
So you want to be used and fucked around with?
#20 to #7 - drayybee (09/12/2011) [-]
People like you make me wanna kill myself -_-
User avatar #72 to #20 - HOLY FUCK (09/12/2011) [-]
ok i love this person right here
#18 to #7 - anonymous (09/12/2011) [-]
Well it might help if you put out more bitch
#10 to #7 - stutz (09/12/2011) [-]
you must be ugly as shit
#82 to #10 - justakewldewd (09/13/2011) [-]
I literally just saw this in the top ten pics not too long ago. Congrats. Still, if all she wants is sex, I'm sure an arangement could be made. A transaction, if you will.

I'm saying she should hire a man-whore.
#14 to #10 - stutz (09/12/2011) [-]
but i digress... It aint gonna suck itself
#45 to #14 - mrmysterio (09/12/2011) [-]
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