Pirate of 4chan. . File: -( 54 KB, 604x453) I Anonymous ©/ 06/ 10( Mon) 23: 08: 48 [Replyy] igot my girlfriend to orgasm forthe first time but she said it wasnt fourchan pirate salty poon
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Pirate of 4chan

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I Anonymous ©/ 06/ 10( Mon) 23: 08: 48 [Replyy]
igot my girlfriend to orgasm forthe first time but she said it wasnt should i do next /h/?
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Send herto me.
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So ye be wanting an orgasm eh?
Well, back when I was a young rapscallion in the southern port of Dutch East Indies, I had my fair share of the ' salty pooh.
Mind ye, these aint no classy wrench es, for I had but the salary of a british port hand, and a beggar can never be too picky.
so like I was saying, to get the oi cow to arch her goddamn back, ye be wanting to twist the oi red steering wheel in her coins till she be twisting n' returnin like a ship caught up in the fiercest storm of
Neptune.
Then, ye be wanting to plow her with your mast until she begins to scream to high heaven, and when she least expects it, ye' II be needing to twist that little nuthin maids with all yer might.
Ye' ll get her lad. Ye just need to brave the course.
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#8 - brassknots (09/11/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Read it in his voice. XD
User avatar #6 - herebedragons (09/11/2011) [-]
HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaahhhhhh
User avatar #10 - evilanakie ONLINE (11/23/2011) [-]
#7 - trollsmakemesmh (09/11/2011) [-]
read it like a pirate.
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User avatar #3 - jamesisawesome (09/11/2011) [-]
TL;DR
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