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Found this in a book that has sex positions for every day of the year. This is my first post<br />
On the bottom is says Difficulty:97.3 Equipment: Roller Skates Hazards: Inertia
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Submitted: 03/11/2010
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User avatar #53 - ipeepoop (03/12/2010) [-]
fappity fap fap.. fapfap
#48 - anonymous (03/12/2010) [-]
its funny cause it says stop in the name of love and the guy is in rollerblades going to the women
#54 to #48 - anonymous (03/12/2010) [-]
Obvious statement is obvious.
User avatar #52 to #48 - pieareround (03/12/2010) [-]
Minus one thumb for that.
User avatar #50 to #48 - TheFreshPrince (03/12/2010) [-]
Captain Anobvious
User avatar #47 - omfg kid (03/12/2010) [-]
what if your skates hit a pebble?
User avatar #46 - EarthwormEd (03/12/2010) [-]
LMFAO, hazard: inertia
#45 - sfl (03/12/2010) [-]
POST MORE SEX POSITIONS
#44 - anonymous (03/12/2010) [-]
WTF is that on your thumbnail?
#49 to #44 - anonymous (03/12/2010) [-]
nail polish...
#43 - JamesWNASH (03/12/2010) [-]
yea imagine nexttime when its her turn? Ok honey, remember that day with roller skates? Bend over, its my turn now
User avatar #37 - FelipeRuiz (03/12/2010) [-]
"Hazard: Inertia" hahahahaha
User avatar #34 - kesley (03/12/2010) [-]
Ouch, what if he missed?
User avatar #42 to #34 - SteyrAUG (03/12/2010) [-]
Ever run your boner into something? yeah, it'd be like that.
User avatar #36 to #34 - airguitar (03/12/2010) [-]
Oh god no... That reminds me of how i always feared of what would happen if i rolled off my bed with a boner...
User avatar #38 to #36 - milkshakesrock (03/12/2010) [-]
Done that. Hurts like fuck. You will be on the ground crying for at least 30 min.
User avatar #40 to #38 - airguitar (03/12/2010) [-]
Noooooooooooooooooooooooo! I thought it couldn't happen I figured your body had a defense mechanism or something, like a kickstand on a bike or something... *cries*
#55 to #40 - anonymous (03/12/2010) [-]
Unfortunately, there is no kickstand for your kickstand.
User avatar #41 to #40 - milkshakesrock (03/12/2010) [-]
Not when you're all like "daaaaaaamn i don't wanna get out of be- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIT!!!! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDAMMMMMMMIIIIITT!!!!!!!"
and you roll off still with your eyes closed and having no idea whats happening.
User avatar #32 - missmalfaisant (03/12/2010) [-]
WIN.
User avatar #30 - unstoppablegiggle (03/12/2010) [-]
He forgot his penis
#27 - legoturds (03/12/2010) [-]
wholly fuck thats my birthday
my parents better not have that
#51 to #27 - tricianovack (03/12/2010) [-]
the one 9 months preious would be it.
User avatar #26 - Playerstar (03/12/2010) [-]
What if you hit a bump and fell on the skates? oww...
User avatar #24 - YoYocheese (03/12/2010) [-]
red near the bottom it says Equipment: Roller skates Hazard: Inertia :D
User avatar #23 - LyingCake (03/12/2010) [-]
lmao inertia
User avatar #29 to #23 - MegaTron (03/12/2010) [-]
is a property...
#35 to #29 - anonymous (03/12/2010) [-]
of matter
User avatar #58 to #35 - MegaTron (03/12/2010) [-]
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
User avatar #19 - Prettycoolguy (03/12/2010) [-]
Hmmm High speed vaginal insertions...this looks like a job for the mythbusters.
User avatar #25 to #19 - DaBliss (03/12/2010) [-]
Featuring Kari Byron of course ;)
User avatar #39 to #25 - FelipeRuiz (03/12/2010) [-]
someone send in the script, pronto!!!
User avatar #17 - MRGamer (03/12/2010) [-]
EXTREME BUTTSECKS!
User avatar #16 - freshblob (03/12/2010) [-]
This can go wrong in so many ways
#21 to #16 - udeserveacookie (03/12/2010) [-]
but it feels so good...
User avatar #20 to #16 - MickThomson (03/12/2010) [-]
all I can think of looking at this is Blue Waffle..
User avatar #57 to #20 - DaBliss (03/12/2010) [-]
DAMN YOU! I JUST GOT THAT OUT OF MY HEAD!
#15 - emmm (03/12/2010) [-]
**emmm rolls 332,875,119** ohmigosh! my friend has that book and i looked up my birthday and it was like a gangbang, haa.
#22 to #15 - udeserveacookie (03/12/2010) [-]
dude i want the book where u get it?!
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