Catching endermen in minecraft.

Make sure you have hydrated farmland around the stalk. I kept expecting the stalk to turn into one but they grow to the sides >_<

Wasted a gaddamn hour I could've been endermen hunting.

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#216 to #183 - angely **User deleted account** (09/11/2011) [-]

Are you kidding me? I wish I knew that earlier SO I COULD SAVE THOSE HOURS I SPENT SITTING IN MY DAMN GARDEN WAITING FOR THOSE FUCKERS TO GROW.

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#237 to #216 - SuitUp ONLINE (09/11/2011) [-]

I feel your pain bro. It does mean you can get infinite melons from 1 seed though.

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#606 to #183 - Decado (09/11/2011) [-]

I fucking hate this. The SECOND I tilled some land next to the stalks and it grew darker with moisture, a melon grew.

Thank you sooo much, but fuck this Notch logic.

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#414 - thetylered (09/11/2011) [+] (3 replies)

Black people porn

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#399 - gildemoono ONLINE (09/11/2011) [+] (8 replies)

In one update, notch has included tall black mobs that steal shit and only mess with you if you look at them funny, water melon, chicken, the ability to sprint, and iron bars.

this cannot be a coincidence.

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#430 to #399 - amunra (09/11/2011) [-]

Do they actually steal player placed blocks? I thought they didn't.

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#441 to #430 - joshofsouls (09/11/2011) [-]

They can pick up all blocks, they said that they couldn't pick up player placed ones, but they kept taking my house blocks.

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#520 to #441 - raheemshibaz (09/11/2011) [-]

ive been playing 1.8 for a day or 2 now and i havent seen one enderman, where do they spawn n shit?

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#528 to #520 - joshofsouls (09/11/2011) [-]

They are usually found in deserts and in dense tree filled areas.

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#500 to #441 - siknees (09/11/2011) [-]

It took them a while to steal the watermelon blocks, surprisingly.

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#438 to #430 - justinml (09/11/2011) [-]

they pick up any block near them except stone i believe. and can place it in other random areas.

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#445 to #438 - N. Korean citizen (09/11/2011) [-]

Incorrect, a pack of endermen defaced my stone mansion, and developed a geometric structure nearby from the rubble.

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#499 - DemSilver ONLINE (09/11/2011) [-]

the bike's already gone, man

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#471 - metalduck ONLINE (09/11/2011) [+] (1 reply)

Dam, I can't fit in there...

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#474 to #471 - joshofsouls (09/11/2011) [-]

That's what He said.

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#492 to #484 - joshofsouls (09/11/2011) [-]

I was JUST about to edit that!
good job man!

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#516 - wwillywonka (09/11/2011) [-]

i was waiting to use this one

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#251 - genericaccount (09/11/2011) [+] (23 replies)

Does any one else think the endermen are a bit like the weeping angels. They freeze when you look at them and move fucking quickly when you don't.

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#280 to #251 - Zorfsic (09/11/2011) [-]

they no longer freeze that was a fan made video, they run to you now
and they don't pickup man/npc placed blocks.

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#287 to #280 - joshofsouls (09/11/2011) [-]

yes they do, As long as your crosshair is on their body or head, they will not move.

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#338 to #280 - DJMartin (09/11/2011) [-]

they do pick up man placed blocks. I was playing creative, made a nice big temple, then they start taking parts of the wall/floor.
I recorded some of it.

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#252 to #251 - joshofsouls (09/11/2011) [-]

Notch actually used the actions from the weeping angels as a starter for the enderman concept.

dude, Weeping angels scared the FUCK out of me!

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#290 to #252 - thequeezykid (09/11/2011) [-]

no he used slenderman as his outline bc enderman doesnt try to kill u unless u look at him first just like slenderman. enderman also has the same body structure as slenderman

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#293 to #290 - joshofsouls (09/11/2011) [-]

No, The NAME was the only thing he took from slenderman.
the body structure and movement he took from other horror movies and Doctor who.

The enderman was inspired by a lot of creepy monsters.

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#294 to #293 - thequeezykid (09/11/2011) [-]

ik but he has the same body structure as slenderman too. and just like weeping angels and slenderman he attacks whn ur not looking. but with enderman u need to look at him first for him to attack u just like slenderman... and does enderman make any noise... i havent played it yet

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#302 to #294 - joshofsouls (09/11/2011) [-]

The body structure is actually taken from an old legend, the long shadowy body of a demon that feeds off children.

The endermen DO make noises, but for the pre release, they make zombie sounds.

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#307 to #302 - thequeezykid (09/11/2011) [-]

ok nd i think slendermans body structure wuz created by tht same legend bc remember slenderman wuz a fictional creature made off of a website...i cnt remember the name right now

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#311 to #307 - joshofsouls (09/11/2011) [-]

Slenderman came from a Something awful forum post.
but slenderman's body was actually pretty original, the black long body that the endermen use is from the legend though, if I'm not mistaken.

if you removed slenderman's suit, his body would be as white as his face.

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#320 to #311 - thequeezykid (09/11/2011) [-]

yea ur right

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#260 to #251 - mrsmokeybean **User deleted account** (09/11/2011) [-]

yes!!

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#256 to #251 - sargasm (09/11/2011) [-]

i ruined several pairs of pants watching those episodes

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#253 to #251 - blokrokker (09/11/2011) [-]

Weeping angels?

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#257 to #253 - joshofsouls (09/11/2011) [-]

Weeping angels are from Doctor who.
When you aren't looking at it, it will move closer to you.

Don't look away, don't take your eyes off of it, don't...even...blink...

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#264 to #257 - blokrokker (09/11/2011) [-]

Those aren't the same things where you forget about them as soon as you look away from them, are they?

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#268 to #264 - joshofsouls (09/11/2011) [-]

No, they just try to kill you if you look away.
As long as you don't look away, they're like statues.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFKa9tQqzrs
Check this video out.

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#265 to #264 - Junkie **User deleted account** (09/11/2011) [-]

No, that's the silence.

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#267 to #265 - blokrokker (09/11/2011) [-]

Oh. I don't watch enough Doctor Who. (By that I mean 2-3 episodes)

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#297 to #267 - heroicvenom (09/11/2011) [-]

this is what the silence look like but with a face + no tentacles

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#298 to #297 - blokrokker (09/11/2011) [-]

...I don't get it.

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#300 to #298 - heroicvenom (09/11/2011) [-]

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/slender-man

maybe this will help

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#303 to #300 - blokrokker (09/11/2011) [-]

Oh, SlenderMan. All I saw in the picture was black lines, it was too small.

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way to repost Sunset's comment

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Catching endermen in minecraft.

oh notch, you racist bastard...
SWEET SEMEN OF BABY JESUS! FRONT PAGE! Glad so many people liked it!
Dedz to siknees (Kody) for the inspiration XD...more »

oh notch, you racist bastard...
SWEET SEMEN OF BABY JESUS! FRONT PAGE! Glad so many people liked it!
Dedz to siknees (Kody) for the inspiration XD
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Catching endermen in minecraft.

oh notch, you racist bastard... SWEET SEMEN OF BABY JESUS! FRONT PAGE! Glad so many people liked it! Dedz to siknees (Kody) for the inspiration XD...more »

oh notch, you racist bastard... SWEET SEMEN OF BABY JESUS! FRONT PAGE! Glad so many people liked it! Dedz to siknees (Kody) for the inspiration XD His content: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2594063/MineCraft+racism/

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oh notch, you racist bastard...
SWEET SEMEN OF BABY JESUS! FRONT PAGE! Glad so many people liked it!
Dedz to siknees (Kody) for the inspiration XD...more »

oh notch, you racist bastard...
SWEET SEMEN OF BABY JESUS! FRONT PAGE! Glad so many people liked it!
Dedz to siknees (Kody) for the inspiration XD
His content:
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2594063/MineCraft+racism/