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User avatar #45 - TheClayMan **User deleted account** (03/12/2010) [-]
**TheClayMan rolls 643,363,630**
Bologna and Fritos?......
.....FUCK YEA!!!!!
User avatar #44 - piclemaniscool (03/12/2010) [-]
if your sandwich is your woman, then by having sex with her, you will make sandwich babys! THIS IS THE ULTAMITE REALITY: CONSTANT SUPPLY OF SEX AND SANDWICHES AT THE SAME TIME

now i REEEAAALLY want a bologna and fritos sandwich
User avatar #43 - Toki (03/12/2010) [-]
dawg?
#41 - tacosoldier (03/12/2010) [-]
O RLY?
#31 - linkster (03/12/2010) [-]
gives a new definition of eating out your wife
User avatar #30 - thelastgod (03/12/2010) [-]
yo dawg we heard you liked sammiches so we tuaght you sammich to make sammiches so you can have a sammich from your sammich
User avatar #32 to #30 - simfar (03/12/2010) [-]
bravo [clap]
User avatar #29 - AwesumSaurusRex (03/12/2010) [-]
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE SAMMICHES, SO WE MADE A SAMMICH THAT WOULD MAKE YOU SAMMICHES, THAT WAY YOU COULD EAT WHILE YOU EAT.
User avatar #33 to #29 - simfar (03/12/2010) [-]
the guy aboves is better
User avatar #35 to #33 - AwesumSaurusRex (03/12/2010) [-]
well good for him
User avatar #39 to #35 - simfar (03/12/2010) [-]
ha i lol.

totally was not expecting you to say that
User avatar #26 - Dart (03/12/2010) [-]
wow.
I don't understand how being high makes you so fucking awesome. Dick.
#38 to #26 - Kingfunnyjunk (03/12/2010) [-]
cuz being high makes everyone awesome... except for u. u would be the buzzkill who everyone hates
User avatar #27 to #26 - VVitchdoctor (03/12/2010) [-]
chill man, i never said i was awesome for being high, i just thought that it was relevant to fully comprehend the story
User avatar #46 to #27 - Dart (03/12/2010) [-]
I love how I got negative 8 thumbs because people are addicted and not willing to say that its dumb as hell. You could've said drunk, or you could've said you were feeling philosophical.
User avatar #24 - aztechy (03/12/2010) [-]
ok, so if you marry the sammich, and it makes sammiches, is it giving birth? and if that's the case, you fucked the sammich, or it's cheating on you with a manwich.
and if it was your kid, would you really want to eat it?
User avatar #36 to #24 - simfar (03/12/2010) [-]
wait, wait, waht?
User avatar #37 to #36 - simfar (03/12/2010) [-]
MY MANWICH!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #25 to #24 - killahbean (03/12/2010) [-]
dude... wait wat?
User avatar #28 to #25 - PedoXBear (03/12/2010) [-]
what...dude wait?
#34 to #28 - anonymous (03/12/2010) [-]
wait......what dude?
User avatar #42 to #34 - SectorEight **User deleted account** (03/12/2010) [-]
dude... what wait?
#19 - MrSquiggly (03/12/2010) [-]
you need to put that on highdeas.
User avatar #16 - derpdeederp (03/12/2010) [-]
what does a bologna and frito sandwich taste like?
#20 to #16 - anonymous (03/12/2010) [-]
I'm guessing bologna and fritos?
User avatar #18 to #16 - MickThomson (03/12/2010) [-]
Heaven
User avatar #17 to #16 - DaBliss (03/12/2010) [-]
Very good. If you ever get the chance eat a Manwich and Dorrito sandwich.....possibly the best thing I've eaten in a long time.
#23 to #17 - falconponch (03/12/2010) [-]
Try ham, cheddar, and baked nacho cheese doritos. Pretty fuckin delicious.
#47 to #23 - SmokeTar H (03/12/2010) [-]
you make it in this order....

bread
pepperoni
salami
ham
turkey
roastbeef
tomatos
lettuce
onions
it allian dressing
mustard
bread

orgasm
User avatar #48 to #47 - roshambo (03/17/2010) [-]
Can i get one w/o any orgasm on it? thats kinda gross
#49 to #48 - SmokeTar H (03/18/2010) [-]
you dont like pussy juice?
User avatar #40 to #23 - simfar (03/12/2010) [-]
naa, try making the sandvich from tf2, that is fucking tasty
User avatar #15 - slayerbrk (03/12/2010) [-]
it makes sense 0.o
User avatar #14 - OrangeYellowMan (03/12/2010) [-]
Yo dawg, I heard you like sammiches. So we made yo sammich make you a sammich, so you can eatz while you eatz....
User avatar #12 - trevcars (03/12/2010) [-]
isn't it pretty gay to talk on the phone with your male friend?..just sayin
User avatar #21 to #12 - VVitchdoctor (03/12/2010) [-]
Nah man he was my best friend in middle school, and he lives a while away, so yatta yatta yatta
User avatar #11 - Mikeonefourone (03/12/2010) [-]
thats kind of gay....
User avatar #10 - roshambo (03/12/2010) [-]
Yo dawg, we heard you like sandwiches, so we got you a sandwich that makes sandwiches so you can eat ur sandwich while you eat ur sandwich...
#13 to #10 - anonymous (03/12/2010) [-]
Hah!! Nice!!!
User avatar #9 - smartirish (03/12/2010) [-]
have a baby
User avatar #7 - inklid (03/12/2010) [-]
bologna and fritos... that sounds like a pretty kick ass sandwich. mmms.
#6 - Rumpy (03/12/2010) [-]
but if your a woman that marries a sandwich...
You'd be making your sandwich sandwich's
#5 - Malice (03/12/2010) [-]
but... if your woman was your sandwich... you'd fuck your sandwich/woman..
which would make more sandwiches...
and then.. you'd have sandwich babies she made you...
D:
#22 to #5 - ANONfriend (03/12/2010) [-]
will there be......buttsecks?
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