Video Game Character Disorders 2. The first one was more successful than I planned and people wanted more. So I took suggestions from the comments. I don't thin
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Video Game Character Disorders 2

The first one was more successful than I planned and people wanted more. So I took suggestions from the comments. I don't think my writing is as good as Michael Swain's, but I hope I did a good enough job so people will like it.
It doesn't look like people like it very well
but i don't give a **** . Here's the first one:
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2584039/Video+Game+Character+Disorders/

Muscle Dysmorphia
Patient works out to excess, exhibits a musculature sized far
aboutthe social norms, and has apparent rage Issues (he seems
to do nothing but get into fights with\/ ega fromthe gender
identities ward)
Annorexia (another name for l) often comes from
insecurity and , so it IS importantly take
Mr Gief IS also a frequent cutter.
Narcissistic
Personality
Disorder
Patient IS grossly overweight, vulgar, physically repulsive,
unhygienic and flatulent
Despite all ofthis, he considers himself“ numbering“ and
claims and emphatically that he IS "argonne win,"
Schizoid Personality Disorder
Patient has almost no ability to express emotions He reacts
maiar life events and speaks primarily in ellipses
He often drifts in his goals, destruction of
ultimate evil one minute, then breeding and racing chocobos
the next it seems he still hasnt found closure concertinas ‘s death
Dependent
Personality
Disorder
Patient IS utterly dependent
on her horned companion, and
deeply fears separation from
him
This IS exacerbated bythe
boy' s tendency to yell "Hey!
Over Here!" and whistlers her
at regular intervals.
She can do little without him, despite curability to shoot magic missiles
my 2 Average Joe
Paranoid Schizophrenia
Patient claims to to other universes and
saved them fromthe "Heartless" and the “Nobodies
Patient also a group called “Organizationally“
IS after him and intensity harm him He hallucinates a
boy named Roms and believes he has the ability to talk
to ducks, mice, and dogs
When i tried to grab his water bottle, patent promptly yelled out
Stay away from my vodka!" When asked about his disease, he
threatened to use “[my] hollowed out foot as a shotglass", burped,
then fell asleep. From what i can deduce, his alcoholism began
when he was dumped line whenthe narutarded, trying
to drown his self pity.
Alcoholism
niceat
Wait
Forthe idea .
of Broly
God Complex
Patient believes he isthe "true supersaiyan.“ He always puts
everyone else and shows off his strength by
letting his opponents punch him first He has killed countless
people in his search forune person and doesn' t admitting
those actions were too extreme He to himself
why he didnt kill people earlier by saying things like, “ffyou
mouldiest let me kill you all before, you wouldnt be dealing
withthis pain now.“
Drug Addiction
Patient IS constantly eating shrooms and believes he grows
bigger because he Hethen tell
me about how he must stomp on mushrooms and turtles
that try to kill him and how he must save a princess from a
He gathers hundreds of coins
dothat he can by even more shrooms, sometimes available
as shrooms shakes. it will take quite a bit of weaning to get
histo a plumber
I never expected the first one to get so many
thumbs. Thank you all forthe front page!
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Submitted: 09/10/2011
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User avatar #3 - odavies (09/10/2011) [+] (1 reply)
First thumb, **** yeah!
User avatar #6 - pyromaniacmonster (09/10/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Hmmm, I always suspected that about Cloud...

Thanks again for putting mine in!
User avatar #7 to #6 - householdguy (09/11/2011) [-]
i thank you for letting me use it. but for some reason this time it didn't get front page, although people wanted more. oh well; i enjoyed making it
#5 - raikun (09/10/2011) [-]
Nobody would ever have guessed Nikolai's! (sarcasm)
User avatar #1 - sunfloweroncrack (09/10/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Tldr. Just looked at the pictures.
User avatar #2 to #1 - householdguy (09/10/2011) [-]
me too
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