OP delivers.

**haterr rolls 66** i don't enjoy fucking my pet cat

he said what not to make his facebook status. lulz

Still, a promise is a promise, so here's proof that it is not, in fact, my status.

clevergirl.jpg

**skullychain rolls 21**my mom has the tightest ass ever!

OH , you said what NOT to make it.
Clever

**roughriders rolls 68**

If you like this, I'll give you bj.

**wellplayed rolls 21**I have a confession to make...I fuck small animals. There, I said it.

**themasonsliva rolls 48** I would just like to say, everyone I know is being a douchebag about my mother and I's lovechild

**usernameused rolls 17** something normal

it says what not to make it, you fail

Shh! Don't tell them!

**jtwagner rolls 50** Why do you need a status update?

dubs. You shouldn't put something that implies how homosexual you are

dubs. You shouldn't put something that implies how homosexual you are

Ah, but you are not with dubs. You are with "dubs." Quotes, I find, is the key to closing many loopholes.

actually, that is dubs. Post dubs :D

The difference between what I told you to do and what you did is the difference between an integer variable and a string variable. I asked for an integer variable, you returned a string. That results in an error. Please rewrite your code and try again.

Nah, I got dubs and you're scared to deliver.

...Fine.
Did you notice my pic said what *not* to put as my FB status? Therefore, my status is not "You shouldn't put something that implies how homosexual you are."

I did notice that, and that means that you shouldn't not put anything that implies how homosexual you are.

But I often take these answers literally. Someone once told me (before I had the not to tell dubs pic) "you should text a hot girl saying that you love her, then poke her incessantly."
So guess what my status was.

That's fine. I know I influenced your comment, and thats all I needed; That you will do what I tell you to. :D

I do what I promise. It just so happened that what I promised was to do something you told me to.

Hey, sorry for being a smart ass dick earlier. All is forgiven?

Yep!

**kenyifj rolls 54** Good news everyone! I went to the market today to pick up some triscuits and bumped into a special someone named Fernando! -giggles-

wait a minute not to make....

**aztaxia rolls 35**
i fap to PENIS

**hatemakingnamesdx rolls 93** I just gave my dad a blowjob

**nickelsox rolls 05** something that doesn't imply your heterosexuality.

**Corlan rolls 47** There should be nothing in your facebook status.

**lancelemur rolls 36**
I accidentally the entire thing

**wellplayed rolls 29** LMS for a picture of my dick

**svartman rolls 48** I'm a hobo

**tawpdawg rolls 46**

Someone already won, but I think I'll do it again.

...What are the chances? xD

O_O

i always deliver these and post the comments too XD p.s. man i was bout to post this. i will anyway.

i fukken read that it was so weird

LIES
DAMNED LIES

you scared me for a minute, I was just like HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS...oh wait

**SatansPlunger rolls 753,931,341** why the hell not?