Africa

It's africa...might have AIDS... to far?

Ok.

I'd hit it.....

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I approve this.

comment #179.

Looks like there's no brakes on the dubs train!

You forgot 00.

since when did it become ok when thumb up anons with fake dubs????

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The slaves were good

Not everything. There are some whiteys in south africa.

Oh, and if your poo is black yo ushould get it checked out.

I know. I am one of those 'whiteys' from South(ern) Africa.

If your poop is any other colour than at least very dark brown, you should get that checked out.
Also, have your grammar checked out while you're at it... *whities, *Republic of South Africa/Southern Africa, *yo ushould

Before you go full retard and understand what I said. I am not just talking about "Southern Africa" as that could be any country in the southern part of Africa. I am referring specifically to that shitty apartheid country on the anus of Africa.

'Shitty apartheid country' - you've crossed it now.
If you've checked any form of literature written in the last two decades - apartheid ended and was replaced with affirmative action (effectively the opposite). Being racist towards people on the assumption that they are racist - mind fucked.

My family left Africa because my sisters and I wouldn't stand a chance at reaching our full potential in a country that is currently going down the toilet and doesn't look fondly on whites (you receive less privileges as a white than if you are black).

As a result, my parents will work until well past their expected retirement in a foreign country so that my sisters and I could have a life. Forgive me for being a bit offended by being called a 'whitey' from and 'apartheid shit hole'.

White people in South Africa are frowned upon for a reason. The blacks there hate them because of how they have been treated for so long.

I never said you were racist either, just the people in charge of that apartheid shit hole.

"White people in South Africa are frowned upon for a reason."
>>> I never said you were racist either, just the people in charge of that apartheid shit hole.

A contradictory statement, but I accept you're not calling me a racist. I'm the same colour as a lot of racist assholes from the same country, but racism goes both ways.

It's funny, and also kind of sad, to see pictures of the recent riots in the RSA. It's just like during apartheid, but now the police and the rioters are black.

Yes - Africa is an unfortunate shit hole. Beautiful place, great people, but a continent that was not ready for democracies and gunpowder - hence the string of tyrants and atrocities.

I also see the irony in calling myself not racist after having posted the original comment.

I don't actually think black people are somehow inferior, in my books each man has the right and equal opportunity to prove himself. But on a website for funny - I will use racist jokes for funzies. It comes from having a lot of African, Asian, and Indian friends (white people are pretty boring, lol). We all constantly pay each other out about race - and I personally find it damn hilarious and a good bonding experience. When you know someone well enough to pay them out about something that would get you shot in other places, but instead they laugh and do the same to you - you know you have a real friend.

Don't*

Poop color varies depending on what you eat. Very dark poop (Black?) indicates dried blood.

Grammar =/= typo, retard. Quit being a smart ass.

Oh, and for the record... whiteys and whities are both accepted terms when talking about white people, only "whities" has a red line under it when I type it, so I prefer the former.

There is a country called South Africa, I was talking about that country.

Anything else you want to say to try and make yourself look intelligent?

My apologies. I'm just really tired and didn't appreciate having someone call me a 'whitey' and try to correct my joke with a very weak counter argument.

There isn't, strictly speaking, a country called 'South Africa' - it's the 'Republic of South Africa' or RSA. The reason I use 'Southern Africa' is because that is a region that collects much of british colonialization and extended to Zimbabwe/Rhodesia (where my father's family, as well as Danny Archer, are said to hail from - to ensure my attached pic did not get corrected as well)

Yes - poop is not typically black, but neither are 'black people'. It's a racist joke where 'brown' could have sufficed and avoided confusion.

Sorry if I made you feel butthurt, like I said - really tired and sick of a lot of shit I had to deal with. My apologies.

Yes it's splitting hairs, but getting the whole 'you should get that checked out' is also a minor infraction that could have been left alone.

Why are you getting butthurt over being called whitey? I'm white too... what's the big deal?

Telling you to get your poop checked out was a joke. You should really relax.

mmmmmkay.

I will concede my unnecessary extension of this argument. Please forgive me, I am very tired.

I was just a bit annoyed that someone jumped in and said 'there are white people in africa too' and 'black was the wrong word to use', when I thought the joke was apparent.

Clearly I took it to heart and fucked this up into a shitstorm. My bad.

Your post reminded me of this

Is that porn? What's the sauce????

horny lil bastard... lol

what the fuck are you playing? Risk, but instead you are spreading HIV around the world?

Smart.