ok...not easy for me to say but this happened about a year ago.
I went to the doctor to get my physical. Now, my doctor is this 40 year old white guy. Nice guy, hes been my doctor for as long as i could remember. They call me, and i go into room. i wait for about 20mins, expecting him to walk through at any moment. Instead this hot, 20 year old asian woman walks in and says "Hello, im your doctor for today" Now outside im like "Cool, whatever" but inside im going fucking crazy. She just wasnt average, she had curves that would blow your mind. Anyway, she started doing the normal, checking blood pressure and whatever. and at this point, its clear i have a boner.It was about that time that i would have drop my pants so she can check my testicles (or whatever it is they do) and my boner shows no sign of relief. Im like "Fuck it, she'll find it flattering" The shen suddenly, my usual doctor walks in and says "Sorry im late, ill take over from here" As i stated before, my boner showed no sign of going down, so im just like "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUCCKKK" i tried to relieve my boner using pure will power, and that only made it worse. So in the end, my usual doctor drops my pants and does whatever it is he does, while my boner is but a mere inches away from his face. And that, was the first gay experience i ever had and the most embarrassing moment of my life.

In 4rd grade, I really had to go to the toilet, but the teacher made me wait for half an hour. Then I could finally go. As I ran to the toilet, I fell down the stairs and ripped my pants. Then I stood up and continued running with a hurt arm and leg. Then I arrived to at the bathroom. I was about to use the toilet, but it was too late. I went back, and I smelled like piss. I sit next to this mentally challenged kid. This kid kept screaming "My partner went pee pee!" the teacher said "no, you're just imagining that." He continues screaming so the teacher says OK, Looks at me and tells me to walk over to her. I come. As I walk, everyone sees my ripped pants, then I face the class and everyone sees my wet and ripped pants, I fart and shit myself of embarrassment. I puke of nervousness, and I never talked to anyone in my school. EVER. AGAIN.

i shat on my friends yard thinking he wouldn't be home for a few hours
then she came home from school and saw me bent over on her lawn
and i still had the nerve to ask her for toilet paper
mfw "its not what it looks like"

he, she, her
WAT?

*her sry i was in a hurry

Mine would be when i shat myself in 2nd grade. Talk about a shitty day.

In 6th grade my teacher told me I couldn't use the bathroom because I was misbehaving. I really had to go. I told her if I didn't go I was going to pee myself. She thought I was bluffing, so she made me stand at the from of the class as I proceeding to pee myself in front of everyone.

got caught making love to a sleeping bag naked