Sex you say? (Part14)

#40 - ifailedmymaths **User deleted account** (09/09/2011) [+] (1 reply)

Impregnated through the ear? You mean like this?

(Guy is holding his ear up against the wall, when some dick shoves his dick through his ear, Scary Movie 1)

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#168 to #40 - mrzerosummer **User deleted account** (09/09/2011) [-]

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#83 - meetmorgan (09/09/2011) [+] (2 replies)

so...much....confusion.

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#164 to #83 - fadetometallica (09/09/2011) [-]

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#220 to #83 - rsx (09/09/2011) [-]

but it is completely true, i am from the netherlands :D

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#11 - thesaurus (09/09/2011) [+] (6 replies)

0.06% hmmmmmm

I know what I'll be doing tonight

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#14 to #11 - Elekktrikk (09/09/2011) [-]

I am this .06% o.O thought it was normal...

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#16 to #14 - wyckalas (09/09/2011) [-]

lol really? teach me

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#24 to #16 - hiimawesome (09/09/2011) [-]

if you orgasm in your dream, you will orgasm in real life

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#25 to #24 - wyckalas (09/09/2011) [-]

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#231 to #25 - crazyhumla (09/09/2011) [-]

lol! :D

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#204 to #16 - Elekktrikk (09/09/2011) [-]

its quite easy, just think your feeling insane ecstacy and it will happen- IF YOU ONLY BELIEVE(for real)

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#130 - oddesy (09/09/2011) [+] (7 replies)

true story: I\n the hospital I work at, a woman came in with a watermelon in her vagina.

The horror...

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#136 to #130 - jadink (09/09/2011) [-]

Pics or it didnt happen.

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#137 to #136 - oddesy (09/09/2011) [-]

there are laws against that, patient confidentiality.

But damn I wish I took some.

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#139 to #137 - jadink (09/09/2011) [-]

How big was this watermelon? It just seems too unrealistic to me.

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#143 to #139 - oddesy (09/09/2011) [-]

not like the full sized ones you buy at a store.

Pic related, this big

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#150 to #143 - jadink (09/09/2011) [-]

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#151 to #130 - dogskull (09/09/2011) [-]

Watermelon you say??

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#93 - icesuicida (09/09/2011) [+] (10 replies)

In response to the male rectum:

In a hospital in Maine, a gay male was brought into the ER one day to have an object removed from his rectum. He was bleeding profusely, so the nurse asked what needed to be removed. The guys partner had shoved a gerbil into the guys rectum and it was now eating through his intestines. Pic related.

The guy did have it removed, btw

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#98 to #93 - redzeppelin (09/09/2011) [-]

Anyone else think of South Park?

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#95 to #93 - N. Korean citizen (09/09/2011) [-]

is this an urban myth? I don't think a gerbil could survive long enough to get into the intestines, it would probably get crushed by the anal muscles, or suffocated first wouldn't it?

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#96 to #95 - icesuicida (09/09/2011) [-]

No, it isn't. A friend's aunt was on shift that night. It was small enough I guess.

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#97 to #96 - N. Korean citizen (09/09/2011) [-]

well eeew :I I thought you were going to say, it was my mom's friends cousins cousin.

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#245 to #97 - icesuicida (09/10/2011) [-]

Nope. Friend's aunt. No worries. Wouldn't share if it was super hearsay

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#109 to #93 - Digitalphear (09/09/2011) [-]

LEMMEWINKS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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#99 to #93 - drakonix (09/09/2011) [-]

imagine is "partner" pitching the idea to him.

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#100 to #99 - drakonix (09/09/2011) [-]

his*

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#181 to #93 - Rotnpankake (09/09/2011) [-]

Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube! - Eminem, Fack

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#128 to #93 - ergotism (09/09/2011) [-]

yea, i guess thats how eminem got his inspiration

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#233 - ssurtrebor ONLINE (09/09/2011) [-]

I can achieve orgasm without touching myself, too.

It's called getting a blowjob.

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#200 - jokersaysamuseme (09/09/2011) [-]

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#117 - nekrokina (09/09/2011) [+] (2 replies)

A lion can mate 50 times in a day?
Well a pig can orgasm for 30 minutes at a time,
so if a lion and a pig mate, their offspring will be able to orgasm 25 hours per day!

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#123 to #117 - elbow (09/09/2011) [-]

ERROR

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#191 to #123 - droplifter **User deleted account** (09/09/2011) [-]

That must suck living on a planet with an extra hour. I bet he gets jetlagged to fuck man.

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#92 - VeryWittyName (09/09/2011) [-]

Fact one - camping cooker.

wat

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#212 - titsmagits (09/09/2011) [-]

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#179 - lolwtfbbqpotato **User deleted account** (09/09/2011) [+] (10 replies)

**lolwtfbbqpotato rolls 10**

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#182 to #179 - kairosun (09/09/2011) [-]

**kairosun rolls 1** use this next time.

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#187 to #182 - lolwtfbbqpotato **User deleted account** (09/09/2011) [-]

**lolwtfbbqpotato rolls 745** real gfs age.

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#197 to #182 - believeme **User deleted account** (09/09/2011) [-]

**believeme rolls 92**

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#205 to #197 - N. Korean citizen (09/09/2011) [-]

92... 92 months....

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#209 to #205 - anonymousmember (09/09/2011) [-]

So she's seven

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#180 to #179 - GallopingTurtle (09/09/2011) [-]

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#218 to #179 - unholuacid (09/09/2011) [-]

I hope she likes Pokemon.

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#188 to #179 - theyfellashedme (09/09/2011) [-]

**theyfellashedme rolls 24**

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#193 to #188 - lolwtfbbqpotato **User deleted account** (09/09/2011) [-]

**lolwtfbbqpotato rolls 36**

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#195 to #193 - theyfellashedme (09/09/2011) [-]

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#172 - Afrew (09/09/2011) [+] (1 reply)

I am seriously freaking glad that I don't have a foot long shlong. Seriously. Women don't even like that, so why would you want one?

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#208 to #172 - wdcking (09/09/2011) [-]

and that's why I like my 8" dick

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#158 - FightClub (09/09/2011) [+] (2 replies)

how many thumbs have you made purely off of these comps?

god dammit

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#240 to #158 - axlsummer (09/09/2011) [-]

about 30k

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#241 to #240 - FightClub (09/09/2011) [-]

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#156 - patrickcanttype (09/09/2011) [+] (1 reply)

30 cm huh? Luckily I don't feel bad because I don't know the metric system!

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#184 to #156 - killerliquid ONLINE (09/09/2011) [-]

basically one foot long shlong

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#185 - dzamie (09/09/2011) [-]

1. Pigs can have half-hour orgasms
2. Lions can have sex 50 times a day
3. Breed
4. ????
5. Animal that can orgasm 25 hours a day!
Problem?

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#138 - opiethepug (09/09/2011) [-]

Things removed from men's rectum-NOPE!
*skips*

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#154 - RisenLichen (09/09/2011) [-]

im pretty sure the 0.06% of men that can orgasm without touching their dick are on FJ

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#160 - icedcarbon (09/09/2011) [-]

So God raped Mary with his dick through her earholes... ouch... no wonder she wouldn't say the truth about how she got pregnant xD

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#91 - blobafetD (09/09/2011) [-]

+10

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#66 to #61 - noblescar (09/09/2011) [-]

Lots and lots of lube

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