O_o''' I'm guessing you didn't look below, did you.

*Facepalm* Awww fuck it all. Not again...

i agree and lik ur name :)

i really didn understand that 1

i have stared at your avatar for 15 minutes.......and im not high, wow, thats an epic avy

lol thx and its so original xD

im guessing "Too bad" is a nickel back song?

OH GOD that's horrible.

Well
*Puts on Glasses*
There's "Gotta be Somebody" who finds that funny.
Yeeeeaaaah

haha, well played good sir

lol wow u must really like doing that

I guess you could say
*Puts on glasses*
It beats doing anything creative and worthwhile. Now excuse while I go and live the remainder of my dull, uninteresting life, living in a bitter-sweet procrastic state where I do nothing but comment on peoples funnyjunk content, fap and eat.


Fuck my life....
Yeeeeeaaaah.

and that sir was epic

I guess you could ask
*puts on sunglasses*
"Is he havin' fun yet?"

you sir, fail.

Fail there lyrics not song names

Fail those are lyrics.

I think i just puked up Happyness.... :3

lol thumbed you up m8!

fail

And Avril Lavigne. So I guess their 0-2.

Seriously. Why was there? No one has answered this question yet. Everyone's bitching about women's rights or some shit.

Women, are you aware you have rights? Equal rights that is. Meaning you are equal with men. But you don't have the right to go around telling other people how to act or what to say. Or do men and women share that right? No such thing as the humor police. So...tits or gtfo!

im guessing your under the influence of the 'red tide'?

*Glares* Don't fuck with me.

*glares back, with more ferocity* sammich.kitchen.NOW

*Gives you the finger* Go. Make. It. Yourself.

Noob.

anonsolderbrother used Tackle!!!

ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!!!

Ugh. My ass it is.

lol im still trying to figure out how you got a pc in the kitchen

Well, first of all it would be a laptop - I happen to have one for when I travel. Second of all, I do not, under any circumstances, live in the kitchen. Third, I have to go to school. How can I do both at the same time? O_o I can't, you see. It's that simple. I choose education over food.

*Smug look*

hi-5 for havin a laptop like me :P anyway i dunno, you could be home schooled...in the kitchen :P

wow im a girl and yet i dont over react 2 that shit

Lucky. I just snap sometimes hahaha.

i just ignore it this is a website actually created by a guy so yea ther pretty much gona say that about girls knowing that mostly guys are on this website u just gota learn that men might we control this website but in the real world we pretty much control most of what goes on in our world

"No sex for a month" Being the key ways, eh? O_o'

"cries" wow whats your deal. be less uptight this is a website for humor amirite? his might not have been great but sexist, racist, political, stupid, gay, its all acceptable you dont have to like but dont cry... whiny bitch

I disagree with you. What is funny about being told things like "Back to the kitchen bitch" or "Make me a sammich [offensive name here]"?? I find it rude.

O_O''' Dammit. But I never make jokes that would offend anybody - men or women. A harmless Rickroll perhaps, but nothing sexist.

dear lord, give me patience, its a joke do u not get that, no internetz for u crazy lady
heres some help for ur sense of humor http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/258680/Girls+of+FunnyJunk/

Fuck. You. GOD. Why does everybody think that, when I rant, I'm crazy?????!!!!

-_-'' Joke or not, it's offensive and I don't fucking WANT internetz. I want a fucking apology from the fucking sexist!!! Goddammit all you're making me spell wrong. You guys have gotten me all pissed off.

You thrice accursed son of a bitch. Go die in a corner somewhere far, far away from me. The very idea of this being a joke is a crappy one. Will everyone take their heads out from underneath their asses and THINK?

Go fuck yourself
you have no sense of humor
THIS ISNT HUMOR
its like fucking kids running from girls cause of cooties and im sick of seeing this shit
everywhere i go "make me a sammich,get back to the kitchen" blah blah blah GET A FUCKING LIFE

Humor is the tendency of particular cognitive experiences to provoke laughter and provide amusement.

.....ITS
NOT
HUMOR
YOU
FUCKING
COCKSLAP
YOU GUYS ARE AN INSULT TO HUMOR

People of all ages and cultures respond to humour. The majority of people are able to experience humour, i.e., to be amused, and thus they are considered to have a sense of humour.

The person lacking a sense of humour would likely find the behaviour induced by humour to be inexplicable, strange, or even irrational.

shut the fuck up and get out

LoL settle bitch
just go get me my sammich

FUCK YOU. Sexist.

How about i kick your fucking teeth out instead ^_^

LoL feisty i like that, want to go do some wrestling

You realize you asked a guy if he'd like to do some wrestling...
so that sounds pretty GAY.
&& if you're gay, you have no argument involving sexism.
Considering you don't even care if chicks exist beyond a cute purse.
Your argument there is invalid.

he/she/it has no gender set under there profile, if it want an approate response it my well what to clarify instead of just act like a bitch and no thats not a sexist joke it is acting like a bitch

Dude, I asked him.
I messaged him, and ASKED. before ever telling him I was gonna do reply.
I'm not stupid, I don't wanna insult them by calling them a guy if they're a girl.

Again why do u believe the thing u see on the internet even if they change their status i wouldnt beleive it, for all i know all of u could be a buch of roving trolls i saw one of u go in comment go to some page and saw hey sexist is here!

Dude that wasn't me.
I dont even know what the fuck you're talking about.
I saw birdie spam your profile page, which is fucked up.
But beyond that, I was pointing out the gayness in the wrestling.
It's the internet, find some humor. :P

Your name is well suited to this particular conversation. I spammed because it soothes me. I can be fucked up, yes I agree. But everybody can be when pissed like hell.

srry i saw ur comment lower down after i posted that lol
still kinda on the defensive got caught by surprise with all the sudden hate.

btw to be honest im finding this all fucking funny as hell at all the people joining in XD

I find this kinda funny now that I'm not as mad lololol...

Just look at the length of the arguements X3
bloody hilarious
and i saw what you did on the douchebags profile XD funny

Drama. Its what makes the world turn. =]

Hell yeah =] now get to bed D8< XP

Why dont you go wrestle your mother so i can watch her kick and beat the shit out of ya ^^ people like you should have been aborted when created..

LoL god u and the other girl up whats wrong with u forcing ur opinions upon people and ur a baby killer? Who r u to judge me? womens rights are higher then ever you fucking ever stop to think, u can laugh about it its not serious

Wow i am loving how so many people are getting pissed off for one joke. (Hence JOKE girls)

no joke man, this has to be one of the dumbest threads on funnyjunk

hence what we are saying. ITS NOT A JOKE it is an insult to jokes and comedy of any kind you fucking cockslapping idiot

Welcome to the Internet.

Hell I can take joke, I fucking make lil *sammiches* for people,
I roll to see how many I should give each person that asks.
I was just stating he's gay for wanting to wrestle with a guy.

haha now thats funny

yeah they are high but its dickheads like you that keep them down and piss them off
without women you wouldnt be here you ungrateful dickhead
btw you asked me,a guy, to wrestle

i would be surprised if you ever got laid.

XD hahaha that made my day

I would like to say to everyone that these sexist jokes should stop. Heck, I don't even think that they classify as jokes. They are memes, and are not funny. They are untrue insults.
There are a lot of people who say that women already have lot of rights, blah blah blah. I say that is good, but not good enough. Women should have the right to be free from petty insults disguised as jokes.
We are not trying to force our opinions on men. YOU are the ones trying to force your beliefs on US. We do not like being told "tits or gtfo" or "back to the kitchen".
I heard that there was once a race of humans that was only male. The males had kids, cooked and cleaned. They're extinct now.
Just stop and think how much you ungrateful bastards need us.

Thank you very much.

Totally 100% agree with you. It needs to stop. It is nowhere near funny anymore
Hell not anymore it wasnt funny in the first place. Its an insult to the brilliance that is comedy

I am also annoyed that we try to reason, but the majority of responses that we get are along the lines of, "OMFGROFLBBQLOL, titties, sammichs."

if this is the future for humanity i am going to cry at how stupid they are

Just try to marry someone intelligent. I'm pretty sure there's a lot of men out there who aren't nutcases. Maybe we can breed them out through natural selection.

The question remains can u take a joke
they are unclassy and rude, thats what a majority of the internet is
if u dont accept that people insult people and response with hate what does it create but more hate
u people make me sad and the future dim

I can accept it, but I am not happy with it. If things like this are allowed to stay and fester, it will only get worse. Maybe it was time that we found the root of the problem.

It only festers if u let it,
anger and sorrow are like picking at an open wound
try laughing at ur self sometime its like soap burns like hell but good for u in the long run

I am not angry or sad, nor am I festering.

What the hell is up with internet anger? So what we tend to make "sammich" jokes, who gives a damn? They're just jokes. We laugh, we shit our pants laughing, the reason being is because it pisses some people off so much.

I have already explained this. They are not jokes, they are insults and memes. Nobody laughs at them. I would go as far as to say that they are a form of trolling.

LOL IM A GUY XDDDDD

O.o Marry an intelligent girl?

OPERATION SAMMICH

1. Marry someone smart.

2. Breed.

3. Repeat with next generation.

4. ???

5. PROFIT!

Haha crazy
wanna be friends?

Sure.

Why does this seem to be too happy of an ending to me? O_o

I mean, not one cuss word lol...


...Too cut and dry. Everything has a "place" now.

-_- Fuck it all. I still think there's too many sexists out there.

Ugh. Whatever. I bet a lot of people found this thread amusing, so I shouldn't complain, I guess.

exactly dont complain just go back to the kitchen and make me a sammich

It's happy because the haterz haven't found me yet. I ditched the tracking device.
>.>
<.<
That tree... It's watching me... O.O

@ TheAssassin.

Point taken. This thread is useless, but I don't really want to stop.

This is the longest, most useless thread i have ever seen.

Nah... I think I'll have a nap first. Yes, that sounds good... I'll run away later. ZZZzzzZZZZzzzZZZ

But wait...Aren't WE the haters??

Hmmm...haters of haters of haters that be hating on hated stuff that be wanting to hate back...we have quite a conundrum now, don't we? O_O

O_o Ummm...okay.

Hide. Evasion plan A. Quick!