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Wasps

Are scary
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User avatar #1263 - itsybitsyspider (04/08/2010)
What if you see a wasp IN your home? The ones around here sometimes come rampaging into my room.
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User avatar #1265 to #1263 - BowChickaBowWow (05/02/2010)
I eat hornet nests for Breakfast.
Without milk.
You are a pussy.
Grab a can of raid, and spay the fucker down until he disolves from the amout of pesticide you sprayed on his ass.
Then you grab a cup of tea, sit the fuck down, and enjoy a nice book while grooming your forest of chest hair.
That is how you do it.
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User avatar #1266 to #1265 - itsybitsyspider (05/02/2010)
I am small spider, what do you expect!?
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User avatar #1267 to #1266 - BowChickaBowWow (05/02/2010)
Me to smash you with my foot.
Because you are not badass enough to get the treatment of said wasp.
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User avatar #1261 - kungfap (04/07/2010)
i got a peast control add after viewing this....no joke
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#1264 to #1261 - anonymous (04/09/2010)
me to for terminix shit
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User avatar #1258 - UnnoticedThing ONLINE (04/05/2010)
wasps should banned
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User avatar #1260 to #1258 - IWuzNeverHere (04/06/2010)
not sence makable
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User avatar #1262 to #1260 - MermaidMan (04/07/2010)
Son i am disapoint
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User avatar #1252 - SeanHere (04/03/2010)
haha i thought could outrun a wasp cuz i could a bee, the bee eventually gave up after chasing me for a while, when i tryed running from a wasp... i ran like a mile b4 i gave up and let it fuck me up lmao
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User avatar #1249 - kaboozle123 (03/30/2010)
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you (the dude who submitted this) just might shit a brick
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User avatar #1250 to #1249 - kaboozle123 (03/30/2010)
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User avatar #1251 to #1250 - kaboozle123 (03/30/2010)
ah shit forget it the damn thing will not let me post a url
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User avatar #1247 - Chickenanon (03/29/2010)
http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/307283/WASP+STING+INSTANT+PAIN+RELIEF/ <--click it

This isn't me thumb whoring. this is relevant to the pic.
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User avatar #1243 - PedoHunter ONLINE (03/28/2010)
hav u seen how huge a Hornet is!?!?!?
NOT THE HORNET FROM HALO!!!! XD that shits way big...
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User avatar #1242 - MuffinMan (03/28/2010)
The only time I usually see wasps is when I'm watering my lawn, at which time I happen to be holding a powerful hose. I can usually hit two or three before they mob me and I run away screaming.
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#1238 - anonymous (03/28/2010)
DAm wasps always fucking me up the ass x(
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User avatar #1241 to #1238 - huwtwelve (03/28/2010)
not the only things that do that are they
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#1237 - anonymous (03/26/2010)
fuxin wasp i was at my uncles maybe 9 years old mindin my buisness nd it stung me on the finger ...fuxin wasp
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User avatar #1236 - Chickenanon (03/24/2010)
Yes yes, wasps are evil and all that good stuff...
But they DO pollinate. =.= Just...FYI.
Get yer facts straight.
Here's a thumbs up for this "Get yer facts straight" comment.
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User avatar #1239 to #1236 - camrad (03/28/2010)
stfu chickenanon, you are fucking supporting the wasps
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User avatar #1240 to #1239 - Chickenanon (03/28/2010)
Stfu camrad. I'm supportin the giant chickens.



Be jealous.
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User avatar #1244 to #1240 - camrad (03/29/2010)
quote "But they DO pollinate. =.= Just...FYI.
Get yer facts straight."

anyone who supports wasps or respects them at all, is just a dumb ass, cuz the wasps will fuck you over regardless
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User avatar #1245 to #1244 - Chickenanon (03/29/2010)
Hardly. Once you learn how to rid yourself of their nests, they don't bother you one bit. Besides; I'm not scared of wasp stings. I have an instant cure, and it's not ice.

But I don't like you enough to share the secret with you. Now go get stung and cry like a pussy.
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User avatar #1246 to #1245 - camrad (03/29/2010)
i have t-51b power armor kid, aint plannin on getting stun------ oh shit, oh shit, oh shit! is in the helmet, damnit, just slowly take off the helme- OUCH DAMNIT
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User avatar #1248 to #1246 - Chickenanon (03/29/2010)
Ff. Nice. http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/307283/WASP+STING+INSTANT+PAIN+RELIEF/ <--put deodorant on it. =D

There. My secret is shared.
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User avatar #1253 to #1248 - lilRican (04/04/2010)
chickenanon stfu your talking TO GORDON FREEMAN now i would stfu unless you went to get your jaw disconnected with his crowbar
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User avatar #1254 to #1253 - Chickenanon (04/04/2010)
What the fuck do I care? I don't even know who Gordon Freeman is! So why don't you shut the fuck up, lil dude before I get my fucking sledgehammer. I wasn't exactly dissing on the pic or anyone else, I was just stating facts. So shove it bitch bag.
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User avatar #1255 to #1254 - lilRican (04/04/2010)
i was making a comment cuz its gordon freeman i read one of both your comments and got bored you should get that sludge though i m just bored dude i mean how many ppl would srsly type what i typed to tell you the truth i dont eever thumb up any pics just fav i do up comments though but thats about all i do
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User avatar #1256 to #1255 - Chickenanon (04/04/2010)
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It probably would have made sense if I knew who Gordon Freeman was. Whatever.
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User avatar #1257 to #1256 - lilRican (04/04/2010)
you should buy his game to know story its like 10 bucks for the first and idk how many for the second youll get the story to find out how badass he is
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User avatar #1259 to #1257 - Chickenanon (04/05/2010)
I'll do that. I feel left out not knowing who awesome people are.
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User avatar #1235 - Shadowreaper (03/20/2010)
wasp FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
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User avatar #1234 - harharhar (03/19/2010)
I was attacked by a wasp nest before.... never new my ass could run so fast
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User avatar #1232 - occasionaltroll (03/19/2010)
wasps are actually fucking hilarious. what you do is lead around some niggers with a watermelon for a few minutes, and then throw it at a wasp hive and watch what they do
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User avatar #1231 - DirgeInferno (03/18/2010)
**DirgeInferno rolls 923,655,419** I FUCKING HATE WASPS!!!!!!
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#1230 - bamboy (03/18/2010)
my calf was put on a HIVE'S list of shit. fuckin scary
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#1229 - funnyPRO (03/18/2010)
i was once put on a wasps list of shit, my forehead still has nightmare

shh shh shh shh shh...... theres nothing there, they can't get you anymore
<(>*<)>
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#1227 - adamskio (03/17/2010)
one time, i was running around and this big ass wasp came and stung me above my eye
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User avatar #1226 - Donutkid (03/17/2010)
So there i was. An innocent child. Running. Laughing. Playing.
Until a fucking wasp put me on its list of shit.
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User avatar #1224 - VonDweebus (03/16/2010)
Giant Black Wasps are the scariest!
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