Spider Karma. Yep. EDIT* All of you haters that be hatin'. I've made it to the top 15. What have you done? Nothing. Cuz you're to busy hatin'. Suddenly, a wild spider crawls across the TVI Playin' video games But this ls no ordinary spider, this motherfucker can JUMP! No blunt objects in immediate: vicinity, if forced to grab sunflower seed bottle Dear God, Fucking DISSAPPEARS INTO THEN AIR It could be anywhere, how am T ever going to sleep in this room again? I' m
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Spider Karma

Yep.
EDIT* All of you haters that be hatin'. I've made it to the top 15. What have you done? Nothing. Cuz you're to busy hatin'

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Suddenly, a wild spider crawls
across the TVI
Playin' video games
But this ls no ordinary spider,
this motherfucker can
JUMP!
No blunt objects in
immediate: vicinity,
if forced to grab
sunflower seed bottle
Dear God,
Fucking DISSAPPEARS
INTO THEN AIR
It could be anywhere, how am T
ever going to sleep in this
room again? I' m too fuckin'
high for this shit.
cheaks Inside battle*
iiss/' fia
This is truly an
unprecedented
I saw what you were occasion in terms
Hey man,
Fly free, comrade, and instruct-
your spider brethren in your
peaceful ways!
Today, my friend, you
have earned the right
to live. Tile make for
the wilderness with
...
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Submitted: 09/08/2011
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#2 - wraithnotfromhalo (09/08/2011) [+] (1 reply)
there was no point in making yourself look high
#32 - ironme (09/08/2011) [+] (3 replies)
I can assure you there was at least ONE "blunt" object in that room...
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#144 - funnierjunkier (09/08/2011) [+] (9 replies)
That awkward moment when your sunflower seed bottle turns into a snapple.
User avatar #47 - forbelicious **User deleted account** (09/08/2011) [+] (1 reply)
What was the significance of making yourself stoned?
#156 - recklessrock (09/09/2011) [-]
we're bonded for life now, bro
User avatar #149 - graymatter (09/08/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Some spiders are born inside (they lay eggs in your couch cushions) and can only survive inside, due to the stable environment and limited moisture. By putting him outside, you placed him in a foreign environment. Much like putting a chameleon in a desert, while its a nice plot for any CGI family movie, (Rango) the chameleon is still fucked and will die. Just like the spider (who is dead). You bastard.
#183 - mogulskier **User deleted account** (09/09/2011) [-]
IT CAN JUMP
#78 - floopythedinosaur (09/08/2011) [+] (20 replies)
**floopythedinosaur rolls 678** Oh no Spiderbro is being attacked by a flying orca whale, roll trips to stop the orca! :3
User avatar #125 to #100 - shitshitshit (09/08/2011) [-]
**shitshitshit rolls 2** plus you number
User avatar #66 - turretbuddy (09/08/2011) [-]
Lol you weren't playing video games.
#167 - sixonesix (09/09/2011) [+] (2 replies)
#61 - finni ONLINE (09/08/2011) [+] (9 replies)
I thought we were friends Funny Junk...

What happened?
#172 - cacahuetfregit **User deleted account** (09/09/2011) [-]
#135 - orrisic (09/08/2011) [+] (4 replies)
For those wondering why OP has two arrows rather then a green thumb at the bottom of his content, it's because it's stolen from reddit. OP is a fag.
#38 - FightClub (09/08/2011) [+] (9 replies)
I FUCKING HATE SPIDERS
I FUCKING HATE SPIDERS
User avatar #150 - independantnight (09/08/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I thumbed for the description.
#137 - XxbobbyfinxX (09/08/2011) [-]
My interpretation.
#74 - Ninjabears (09/08/2011) [-]
You fool! You're supposed to never attack jumping spiders! They will hunt down and destroy the pesky tribes of insects that will scour your dwelling in an attempt to annoy you!
#72 - MAYONNAISE **User deleted account** (09/08/2011) [+] (6 replies)
Up vote and down vote symbol. karma. nope totally not stolen from reddit.
#18 - thedamnhunter (09/08/2011) [+] (1 reply)
thank you good sir
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