I more my dad to the malt the other day to buy some new shoes the is 66).
We decided to grab a one at the food court. I noticed he was watching a
teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spliced hair in all different
colors - green, red. orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at her.
The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.
when the teenager had bad enough. she sarcastically asked: "what' s the
matter old man, never done anything who in your life?“
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that twould not choke
on his response: I knew he would have a good one! In classic style he
responded without batting an eyelid q... r. "Got stoned once and had sex
with a parrot. I was just wooden rig if you might he my kid."