The Most Pathetic Moment of My Life. EDIT: gee wiz thanks for front paging this kiddos hugs all around if you're going to make a kitchen joke, be creative so at Salt women teh chicknugs oranges
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The Most Pathetic Moment of My Life

EDIT: gee wiz thanks for front paging this kiddos hugs all around
if you're going to make a kitchen joke, be creative so at least i can laugh while feeling bad about my gender.

There I sat,
reading a
book for
school and
wastewater
soaking my
newly pierced
belly button...
So I put my
book and
cup on the
coffee
table and
curled up
for a nap
When I
awoke,
was
really
drowsee ,
and LT
hella
thirsty
So I
grabbed the
glass on the
table and
started
drinking
Until I
realized it
was salty
belly
button
water...
I got up to spit it out,
but in my sleepy
stupor I tripped and
fell over the coffee
table
As I hit the floor, I threw
up the water
Then ajust layed there, groggy, bruised and
in pain, in a puddle of my own puke, and I
cried until my mom came and found me.
That, my friends, was the single most
pathetic moment of my young life.
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User avatar #33 - poriasis (09/06/2011) [+] (2 replies)
>Be a girl
>Be out of kitchen
>Unlucky **** happens because God is angry
>Complain
>Front Page
>????
>Profit
#6 - carlosthehobo (09/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I saw this in my head when I saw this part
#43 - ericool (09/06/2011) [-]
its a dangerous world outside of the kitchen
+27
#74 - dimox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
#89 - patofeliz (09/06/2011) [-]
but still no funny found...
#38 - KingBlackDragon (09/06/2011) [-]
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#92 - Jenkinhimer (09/06/2011) [+] (5 replies)
A prime example of a post getting front page because OP is a girl.  
  
Seriously, If a guy had made this it would have been red thumbed to hell, but just because she's got poorly drawn boobs, people thumb it up. I will never understand you people.
A prime example of a post getting front page because OP is a girl.

Seriously, If a guy had made this it would have been red thumbed to hell, but just because she's got poorly drawn boobs, people thumb it up. I will never understand you people.
#75 - Ulmer (09/06/2011) [-]
seriously guys, like what the 						****					. this is not even slightly funny. or sad. it's just stupid.
seriously guys, like what the **** . this is not even slightly funny. or sad. it's just stupid.
User avatar #179 - CyanideHappiness (09/06/2011) [+] (6 replies)
I find it funny that you just laid there like a whiny little bitch.
Be ******* tough like me and get the **** up and go on.


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also im same gender as you OP , bragging about it wont get you any where for **** sakes.
User avatar #70 - TheseChocodiles (09/06/2011) [+] (2 replies)
When I was 7 I **** myself and cried in the shower.
My mum knew.
Probably because i handed her a bag with my brown stained garments and told her not to look in it but just to wash it.
I was a beautiful child.
#160 - stormcuis (09/06/2011) [-]
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#127 - xalim (09/06/2011) [+] (10 replies)
**xalim rolls 17**
#23 - bonypony (09/06/2011) [+] (2 replies)
#25 to #23 - trimdos **User deleted account** (09/06/2011) [-]
Why did I read that in his voice?
#196 - randomserb (09/06/2011) [-]
Every single time...

OP is a girl (who cares if there's no funny), so insta-frontpage.
#10 - anonymous (09/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
White people problem #736:
-drink bellybutton water, trip over coffee table, puke out the water and lie there in a puddle of salty bellybutton water until someone comes to help you.

Honestly and you call asians crazy.
#11 to #10 - techketzer (09/06/2011) [-]
We call you crazy because you are.
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#45 - whoremounth (09/06/2011) [-]
That's nothing.
#2 - odde (09/05/2011) [-]
Your sorrow amuses me.
#191 - creeperchris (09/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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