Almost killed my family today

you spray it on your food and it automatically cooks it for you, its really genius if you ask me

This reminds me of that show Phil of the future, where they had all their food in spray cans in the future.

Instead of pouring vegetable oil on the pan, you can spray it on instead.

It lubricates whatever you're cooking the food on so that it doesn't dry out and stick to the pan/griddle.

It lubricates whatever you're_____ so that it doesn't dry out and stick to the _____.

I had a feeling that using the word Lubricated on FunnyJunk would be a bad idea

you did it on purpose everyone knows

Por que no los dos?

You speak french.

haha spanish words
and yes i do know it means why dont we have both

And by 'almost,' I mean I only killed half of them...

And by 'almost', I mean I killed everyone except myself.

I'm guessing this wasn't the first time?

Which country is that?

yeah id like to know

i would also love to know

Canada.

New Zealand, says on his profile... dont quit yalls day jobs.

"normal goods"
lolol, fake butter in an aerosol can being called normal..

Straight up sticks of real butter still exist and work perfectly fine, as do many types of olive and cooking oils.
Also, natural selection for First world countries. Just saiyan'

Soviet Russia

No, this is Patrick.

He forgot to feed Algernon.

maybe he did feed him.. before giving food to his family

Yeah maybe he tried to make it a pancake and didn't double check if it was pan grease.

How come if someone does that they either get loads of thumbs up or loads of thumbs down?

Its in the hands of ADHD 12 year olds... the first thumb decides the posts fate usually...
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By almost killed my family, he musta meant almost killed ALL my family.

NOOOOOOO MUM, DAD! THE NUMBERSSSSSSS!

At least you have a family... MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEEEEAD!!!!

I don't have parents either but you don't see me complaining

Both my parents and my entire species were wiped out when my planet exploded. Fuck your shit.

BWEGH!!!

**NinjaOfdeath rolls 9**

1. Roll dubs and get green thumbs
2. Fuck up commenting on it, get red thumbs

That, my good man, is epic.

Gir shall rein supreme!

mine has tits.

mine is a mase murderer. he also teachers people to kill your parents.

I can't stop looking away. He's also running backwards. It's just a little sad, that my father's 5000 miles away and my mom is 150.

I was just thinking the same thing.

Wish i had a family, but im a robot