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Almost killed my family today. Found on tumblr :D
Found on tumblr :D
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#479 - anonymous (09/07/2011) [-]
And you wonder why they look so similar/alike. They want us all dead. Wake the fuck up. Blue Beam Project. Google it.
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#471 - hascalod (09/06/2011) [-]
**hascalod rolls 533**
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User avatar #481 to #471 - zepher (09/09/2011) [-]
**zepher rolls 4,106**
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User avatar #472 to #471 - hascalod (09/06/2011) [-]
**hascalod rolls 7**
Oh, here's the other 3
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User avatar #469 - eliteword (09/06/2011) [-]
whoa what the fuck!!!!...... is it me or did anyone notice the fuckin dead mouse and the skull to the left..... da fuck is that????
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#470 to #469 - OneNameMore (09/06/2011) [-]
Odd ritualistic habits die hard?
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#460 - anonymous (09/06/2011) [-]
why do you have a dead rat in a fuckin jar?
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#461 to #460 - Zealotforce (09/06/2011) [-]
OP, please answer the question.
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#459 - nearluvstoys (09/06/2011) [-]
i get tictacs confused all the time
i get tictacs confused all the time
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User avatar #456 - symustafa (09/06/2011) [-]
Once I mistook soap for bleach that wasnt dilluted and lets just say my dad was screaming his head off in the morning.............
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#453 - anonymous (09/06/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 08**
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User avatar #452 - progamerftw (09/06/2011) [-]
**progamerftw rolls 997**
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User avatar #446 - smithytheshifty (09/06/2011) [-]
**smithytheshifty rolls 0** Killed my family by dividing by this
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#465 to #446 - iheartmozart (09/06/2011) [-]
At least you have a family... MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEEEEAD!!!!
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#468 to #465 - smithytheshifty (09/06/2011) [-]
I don't have parents either but you don't see me complaining
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#478 to #468 - hauntzor ONLINE (09/07/2011) [-]
Both my parents and my entire species were wiped out when my planet exploded. Fuck your shit.
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User avatar #447 to #446 - smithytheshifty (09/06/2011) [-]
NOOOOOOO MUM, DAD! THE NUMBERSSSSSSS!
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User avatar #444 - chukkk (09/06/2011) [-]
I can relate; my mum was cleaning the bath and i sugested she mix bleach with vinegar to make it easier.. she took my advice
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#443 - whizardshoes (09/06/2011) [-]
**whizardshoes rolls 87**
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#445 to #443 - whizardshoes (09/06/2011) [-]
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#451 to #445 - whizardshoes (09/06/2011) [-]
goodbye cruel world
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#458 to #451 - tomoyomomo (09/06/2011) [-]
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#454 to #451 - anonymous (09/06/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 21**

Anon saves the day! (And your life)
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#448 to #445 - anonymous (09/06/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 14** Save him please :(
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#441 - anonymous (09/06/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 09**
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#433 - Squidly (09/06/2011) [-]
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#427 - zependium (09/06/2011) [-]
**zependium rolls 998** MY TRIPS WILL KILL US ALLL
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#449 to #427 - NinjaOfdeath (09/06/2011) [-]
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#442 to #427 - anonymous (09/06/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 0** here's that other nine
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#435 to #430 - Squidly (09/06/2011) [-]
BWEGH!!!
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User avatar #426 - lickajellyfish **User deleted account** (09/06/2011) [-]
The fuck is that in the jar on the left?
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User avatar #431 to #426 - bleebloo (09/06/2011) [-]
fuckin mice
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#417 - ballzach (09/06/2011) [-]
I almost killed my family this morning too
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#414 - okthxbye ONLINE (09/06/2011) [-]
buttered flavor cooking spray? wtf

well if not that you would die from lazyness..............
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#437 to #414 - anonymous (09/06/2011) [-]
wat?
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#480 to #437 - okthxbye ONLINE (09/07/2011) [-]

What i mean is that a company sells butter in a can because people are to lazy to use a knife and cut the butter off and put it in the pan. Not to mention the waste of aluminium and the stupidity of it all
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#406 - anonymous (09/06/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 01** Dubs and I...do nothing because Im a filthy anon...
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User avatar #422 to #406 - DevDizzy (09/06/2011) [-]
You're honest I like this anon
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#409 to #406 - killquick (09/06/2011) [-]
atleast you accept your flaws
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#407 to #406 - anonymous (09/06/2011) [-]
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User avatar #403 - anonymoose (09/06/2011) [-]
We live in a society where real lemons are used in air freshener and fake flavorings are used in lemonaid.
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#450 to #403 - fallopiannoob **User deleted account** (09/06/2011) [-]
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User avatar #421 to #403 - TheColubrid (09/06/2011) [-]
We live in a society where real lemons are used in Lemon Parties. You should check their website out.
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#411 to #403 - anonymous (09/06/2011) [-]
WRONG. we live in a society wehre real lemons are used in lemon grenades and flavoring are used to create everything else
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User avatar #419 to #411 - quelpaso (09/06/2011) [-]
WRONG, we live in a society where real lemons are trying to conquer the world, the first step is to exchance all lemons by flavourings so they can operate underground
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#423 to #419 - putyournaninacan (09/06/2011) [-]
WRONG! We live in a society of potato.
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#436 to #423 - insowietrussia (09/06/2011) [-]
WRONG AGAIN! We live in a society of E.V.I.L.
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#399 - Ihazfunkitty (09/06/2011) [-]
but i tried to kill them
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#432 to #429 - insowietrussia (09/06/2011) [-]
You people are looking at me!
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#467 to #466 - insowietrussia (09/06/2011) [-]
Fuck me? Why yes! But Here, take this cream, You might need it after we are done.
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