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Im so trying this

You are missing all the fun!
Go here!: www.facebook.com/panaojizz
Its a repost? I never saw it before, if you are that mad, skip it and go stick something up your ass

Today in school, I had tty take a really huge dump. It felt like it was mostlyjunk gas, buil
proceeded tty the bathwater anyway. I walk in tty find CINE pf the sergeants from the
recruiting table happily peeing away in a urinal. I entered a stall directly behind him. I sat an
the tallet, but I held it in. I then proceeded tty yell In a "We' got hastily enemy
artillery 500 meters Numb! They' re preparing tty fire on bur passant" And Then I let DUI a
lang, slow, descending whistle (to mimic the sound pf artillery shells pf course) And right
at the end pf the whistle, I let it rip. It was [HIE pf the nastiest, wettest farts We ever seeded.
A few rabbit pellets came out with velocity and made splashing sends not unlike
those sammus made by shells hitting water. I then yelled "Ohh God! I' m hit!" and released a
few residual gas pockets that came DUI sounding like popcorn and said "The ammo bunker
just blew!" The last thing I heard DUI teethe sergeant was him gagging an his own spit Hem
laughing so hard as he walked DUI anothe bathroom. MLIA
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#244 - ilikethreetwo (09/06/2011) [+] (2 replies)
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#25 - gazoogo (09/05/2011) [+] (11 replies)
Reminds me of this.
#380 - sneaksyoubacon (09/06/2011) [+] (8 replies)
> hot teacher walks into classroom  
> trying to hide boner  
> trip over chair  
> rip jeans  
> girl i like staring at my boxers  
> let out a huge fart  
> classroom turns blue  
> I'm in the ocean  
> something bites my PENIS  
> the teacher is now a shark  
> reach into my pocket  
> spaghetti
> hot teacher walks into classroom
> trying to hide boner
> trip over chair
> rip jeans
> girl i like staring at my boxers
> let out a huge fart
> classroom turns blue
> I'm in the ocean
> something bites my PENIS
> the teacher is now a shark
> reach into my pocket
> spaghetti
#402 - yeahbuddyforever (09/06/2011) [+] (2 replies)
THATS FUNNY CUZ HE FARTED AND HIS FRIEND DIDNT SNEEZE
#670 - markeriksen (09/06/2011) [+] (6 replies)
**markeriksen rolls 00**
#555 - jedisquirrel (09/06/2011) [+] (4 replies)
**jedisquirrel rolls 99**
**jedisquirrel rolls 99**
#525 - thegoodshet (09/06/2011) [+] (2 replies)
**thegoodshet rolls 66**
#629 - markeriksen (09/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
+24
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#39 - lolwhere (09/05/2011) [+] (51 replies)
**lolwhere rolls 233**
#49 to #39 - SimpleSimpleton (09/05/2011) [-]
**SimpleSimpleton rolls 911** She may be hiding in here.
**SimpleSimpleton rolls 911** She may be hiding in here.
#598 - mehlol (09/06/2011) [+] (3 replies)
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#704 - aabye (09/06/2011) [+] (3 replies)
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#706 to #705 - aabye (09/06/2011) [-]
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#534 - jashlikesturtles (09/06/2011) [+] (2 replies)
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#557 - giadiovino (09/06/2011) [+] (5 replies)
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#211 - latinguy (09/06/2011) [-]
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#485 - epicgoold (09/06/2011) [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #185 - elklokking (09/06/2011) [+] (9 replies)
What does MLIA mean?

Replay Plz...
#190 to #185 - spooningxpandas (09/06/2011) [-]
My Lemon Is Attacking
#459 - anonymous (09/06/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Dear god, I laughed so hard, my tits were bouncing.
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