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My first comp.

My first comp.
Dorothy Straiten
What Happened: Planb _ Playmate Killed by Husband, Her Body Was Later Defiled.
The Story:
In what is easily a horrible, horrible way to go, Dorothy straiten gets a high spot on this list because she really just
ended up with the wrong guy.
Dorothy Ruth was only 17 when she sent m nude photos to Playboy magazine with the help of a as
yearsold club promoter and (literal) pimp Paul Snider. Though she was underage, the two met while straiten was
working part- time at a Dairy Queers in Vancouver, and they quickly into a romance, much to Straitens mothers
disapproval.
In two years' tim treaten already moved out to Los Angela with Snider and was working as afunny at the
Century City m boy Club with her surname shortened to "Straiten."
After finding success m television and filming her birst (and only) major film titled "They All Laughed," straiten
began an affair with the moles director, Peter . By then, several people, including Hugh Hefner
himself, were warning straiten about her relationship with Snider, saying that he was a "hustler and a pimp."
Snider, though, wasit going to let straiten go without a fight. He hired a private investigator to follow her and on
August 14, 1980. when the two arranged to meet at solders house to talk about divorce, decided to take it into his
hands that no one was ever going to follow her anymore.
He shot straiten m the face, tied her lifeless body to a ' ye lad sex with her dead body tor a half hour
or so (I mean, you don' t want to go overboard or anything) and then blew out his own brains.
solders roommates discovered both of them lying nude on the floor with ants swarming their bodies.
straiten was only twenty, and two movies ("Death n a Centerfold" and "Star and were later made about her tragic
life and death. The girl really did deserve more.
Yvette Vickers
what Happened; Playboy Playmate and B- Mme Actress Found Mummified in her own Home.
Here' s a mummy story for you to get wrapped up in.
Beverly Hills, California. Yvette Wells , a dormer Playboy playmate and actress who you might know
from such cult classics as Attack n the slant beeches, Sunset Boulevard and Attack of the 50 Foot Woman. In her
first Playboy spread. she was even photographed by Russ Meyer himself.
She was discovered on May 2. son by a friend in a mummified state inside her Benedict Canyon home.
of course. her organs were not removed and preserved m jars like King Tut & others. but her remains were
unrecognizable. having been left undiscovered tor what reportedly could have been almost a year.
Susan Savage said she went to check on Vickers after she noticed the mailbox gathering old letters
and suburbs. After entering her home, Savage made her way upstairs to a room that had a small space heater on
the electrical bill must' skyrocketed) and, sure enough, found tickers body, dry and shriveled up, on the Mot;
along with a cordless phone which appeared to have fallen off its cradle.
Jasmine Fiore
what Happened: Playboy Playmate Found Dead in a suitcase. with Teeth and ringers Missing.
This is yet another reason not to watch reality shows. Because, frankly, reality, you know the one than actually
real, gets in the
Ryan Jenkins was a contestant on the wt reality shows H Love Money" and "Megan Wants a Millionaire" as
well as a suspect tor the murder of Jasmine Froce, a Playboy model and his eyesite.
That' s right, Tht was actually touting Jenkins as an eligible bachelor when m tact he was a psycho killer. And by
psycho, I mean, - - your- teeth- out psycho. Megan (and no and major reality shows
everywhere) really lucked out. Jasmine, on the other hand, not so much.
Jasmine' s nude body was found on August 15. 2009 strangled and stuffed in a suitcase with her remains
mutilated to prevent recognition.
Her fingers and teeth were indeed severed and all identification was removed, except tor (Wait tor it) the serial
numbers on her breast implants.
So, like most of the tune m life, the take boobs saved the day and an investigation began with Jenkins being a
person of interest." Atew days after the police formally charged Jenkins with murder on August 20, 2009,
Jenkies hung a motel room.
Jayne Mansfield
What Happened: Playboy Playmate Decapitated m Accident
The Story:
Jayne Mansfield was one of the original blonde bombshells n Hollywood and Broadway. She was honored as
Playboy Playmate of the Month and appeared nude the magazine many times throughout her career.
She was also notoriously known to publicly expose parts other anatomy "accidentaly: in a series n publicity
stunts, where she' d wear cleavage bearing dresses and purposefully lean or move a certain way as to expose
She didn' t have as much tun with her , though, on June 28, 1967, when she, along with her boyfriend
Sam Brody, driver and children crashed mm a that abruptly slowed down on the road. Not only
did their car hit the , it also went under it, resulting m complete removal of the automobiles top
as well as killing all adults riding up front.
Police photographs were captured and, when seen by the public, spawned rumors Allayne Mansfield' s
decapitation. There appeared to be a head tangled m the oars windshield which was believed to
be Mansfield' s, but her death only read "crushed skull with allusion of cranium and brain."
The police report also said only that "the upper portion ofthis white female' s head was severed," indicating
that her head was not completely chopped off.
Whichever one it was, judging feom her gravestone in fairview Cemetery and Hollywood Forever Cemetery, it
really doesn' t make much n a difference.
Star Stowe
What Happened: Playboy Playmate Found Half Naked, Dead, strangled in Bushes
The story
Ellen Louise "Star" Stowe who lived the good. celeb
street prostitute afterwards.
m as Playmate of the Month and then the hard, gritty life as a
She dated KISS member Gene Simmons at one point and partied with people like Elton John and of course Hugh Hefner.
once her minutes in the limelight were over. however, Star began to work as a prostitute and fell into drugs and alcohol
abuse. on March 16, 1997, just days before her 41st birthday, Star was found partially clothed. strangled and dumped in
some bushes.
Investigators believed that she was victim of a serial killer as another prostitute/ s body was found in the same manner
three weeks prior. Sandra Kay Walters, the other victim. also had a history of drugs and had similar l ha! features to
that of Star. There were, however, no solid leads to the death and thus, stars story is another toaste vet to be solved.
Anna Nicole Smith
what Happened: Playboy Playmate, Reality Star and Media Sweetheart Found Dead from overdose.
The Story:
The media swarm over dormer Playboy Playmate Anna Nicole smiths death was unforgettable, but that was
because Anna Nicole Smith, both tor her lite and mysterious death, was unforgettable.
The famously voluptuous blonde was found unresponsive In her room at the Mulch Hard Rock Hotel and casino
after an accidental overdose of at least nine prescription drugs.
This came a year after smiths own - old son Daniel died m the Bahamas from causes.
Adding more fire to the flames of media attention, Smith also gave birth to her daughter, , not long
before her death and questions of paternity arose right after her passing with several men pulling a reverse
Maury and stepping up to the plate claiming to be the father.
It also did not help the frenzy that Smith was still m an ongoing lawsuit with Pierce Marshall over her also million
inheritance from oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall.
The woman sure knew how to build a scandal. Like her idol Marilyn Monroe. Anna Nicole Smith lived a life all of
controversy and died having it carry her off as well.
The cause other death was known, but the reason will always remain a mystery.
Marilyn Monroe
what Happened: Vored' s Biggest Sex Symbol Found Naked Face Down in Bed, Dead from Alleged overdose,
Reaching tor the Phone. with No Evidence of overdose Whatsoever.
The Story:
Marilyn Monroe is perhaps the first person to have ever walked the earth as a blonds bombshell and gain tame
tor it. She was revered (and criticized) tor being a Se symbol m the and on and was the cover model tor
the very first Playboy issue m December 1953. She' s known as one of the most beautiful women m history.
All the tame and glory, however, did not seem to help the young beauty' s health and mental state unbeing and
she eventually developed a dependency on alcohol and prescription medications (much like most people even
half her age in Hollywood at the time) one that would lead to her inevitable demise.
On August 5, 1962, Marilyn Monroe was found dead m her bedroom at her Brentwood home. some like Dr.
Thomas Noguchi of the Los Angeles County coroner' s office, believed it was caused by a drug overdose and
others, like Los Angela Police Department officer; lack Clemmy's, believed it to be a murder.
The actress and model was naked and lying facedown on her bed at the scene with her on hand reaching across
tor the telephone on the nightstand. Though there were prescription bottles everywhere, there was actually no
water m the room or bathroom as well as no evidence impartially or undissolved capsules in her body.
Today, Marilyn Monroe' s death remains a mystery and conspiracy theories float around like it was yesterday.
Hollywood has truly never forgotten about this beautiful Halide and they never will.
I know what you' re thinking.
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down so the creator of this will know not to
make any more!!"
If you thumb it down, I get it...
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