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l Doctor, We heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. is this
A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don' t waste on
exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you
live longer: it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live
longer? Take nap.
l Should i reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that mean
they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way.
Beer also made of grain. Bottom up!
l How can i calculate my body/ fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one. if you have
two bodies, your ratio two to one, etc.
l What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise
A: Can' t think of single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No pain... good!
l Aren' t fried foods bad for you?
A: WT! KIT KONI! Food are fried these day in vegetable oil. h fact, they
permeated by it, How could getting more vegetable be bad for you?!?
l Will signups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only be
doing settup if you want bigger stomach.
l is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy?!? HE! -ii] -Di! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! it best feelsgood
l is swimming good for your figure?
A: if swimming good for your figure, explain whale to me,,
l is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! hurd' is shape!
Well... i hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and
life should KIT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an
attractive and body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in
one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and
screaming ', what a Mei!"
For those of you who watch what you eat, here' s the final word on nutrition and
health. its a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
I. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
l The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
l The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than
h, The italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
S, The [Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer
heart attacks than Americans.
fat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.