Types Of Attention Whores (Part 2). Thank you all for my last comp, I made it to the top 200. If you haven't seen number one, here's the link: funnyjunk.com/fun
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Types Of Attention Whores (Part 2)

Thank you all for my last comp, I made it to the top 200. If you haven't seen number one, here's the link: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2566031/Types+Of+Attention+Whores+Part+1/
Now, if you want to see more, then subscribe and i'll try and put up one of these daily (they're hard to make. It takes a LOT of brainstorming. Much appreciated).

Types Of Attention Whores
whore. These guys are
the guys that
greet you at your local
walmart, because they
never made it to law
school. These whores
are the ones who can' t
think of a good comic,
so they think "OH
WAIT, I KNOW. I' LL
JUST STEAL A
PICTURE OFF OF
EXPLOSM." Luckily, no
one votes up. I mean,
i' m on to see Ott' s
that are funny.. Haha,
imagine that.
Funnyjunk, with ' s.
Ahh.. If only.
2.) Then we have the
scardy cat" whore.
These are the ones
who are seared to
state their opinion, so
they go anonymous and
turn all Roid Rage
Psycho, from
borderlands (killed that
mother ****** with
corrosives). But
seriously, they like..
Scream out random
things that make sense
to a half retarted
elephant that tried
escaping the zoo with a
fork and a taco shell.
3.) Speaking of
anonymous, there is
the "credit" whore.
These guys see an
anon that rolled dubs,
trips, quads, so on and
so forth, so they think
TIME FOR THUMBS"
You kidding me? I
would roll this when
i' m logged out." I
mean, not Jumping to
conclusion, cause
some of these guys
actually do roll it. But
i' m willing to bet most
of these guys are butt
hurt anon' s can roll
dubs and they can' t.
4.) Then we' got the
lying reposter" whore.
Name says it all.
These guys steal a
picture, and post it on
funnyjunk, then you
see in the description
might be a repost."
come on, don' t be like
that. You' re just
stooping as low as
charlie Sheen.
S.) Who hates it when
you' re reading
comments and you
see the stupid blown
out pictures "THERE' S
NO BRAKES ON THE
DUBS TRAIN" or
whatever, first of all,
95% of these rolls fail,
just cause the person
who posted it wasn' t
hugged enough as a
child, this is called
the "overrused" whore.
Nearly everyone on
funnyjunk is one of
these, so don' t take
offence, just listen.
Be. Original. You' ll get
more thumbs that way
since everyone on
has the genes of a thumb
whore. Me for example).
6.) Last but not least,
today. We have the
Slowpoke" whore.
Now, I love this kind.
They aren' t stupid, they
are actually really
funny. " makes my day
whenever I am reading
comments and some
guys uses the
slowpoke picture, and
puts some witty
comment afterwards.
Don' t you guys? I
mean, we all laugh.
And if not, you have no
soul, and you obviously
didn' t watch pokemon
when you were
younger. So to you, the
man who
never watched a single
episode of the
masterpiece named
pokemon, go out, buy
EVERYSINGLE SEASON
of it, and don' t come
back until you finished.
Go ahead and buy
some nutella while
you' re out, as well. Get
fat off that **** . Enjoy
how better your life
will be from now on.
That was pretty long, but I hope
you didn' t expect it to be short
that' s what she said). Thank
you, guys. So much. My last
comp was a success. I mean, no,
I didn' t get front page, but I don' t
care. Rate whichever way you
would like, i' m still going to make
a third. Have a nice day.
Coreyseth
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Submitted: 09/04/2011
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#2 - anon (09/04/2011) [-]
IM A SCARDY CAT WHORE!!???!!!1 GHJDFFMJ dERP bERB thumb IF U LIEK BREATHIN' YAAAAAAAAAAA
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#5 - segepop **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #6 to #5 - coreyseth (09/04/2011) [-]
Maybe I was talking about sex?

Yeah, no.. I just failed.
#7 - dissyyyyy (09/04/2011) [-]
tl;dr
User avatar #8 - babieface (09/19/2011) [-]
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
thats all i can say
User avatar #4 - drjekyll (09/04/2011) [-]
**drjekyll rolls 14** dubs fail
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