my gf story

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your best friend didn't EVER meet your girlfriend of three years?

<---notice how this wasnt there

Why do you text with toilet paper?

Poor little whore...

Gf of 3 years you say?

KINKY SHIT BRO

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I finally get to use this...

I totally haven't heard the same story told over and over

> Happy with my gf after X years of relationship
> Suddenly I find out she's a slut and is cheating on me
> She leaves me and I get depressed as hell
> But then, out of nowhere the force is with me and luck smiles me
> My life gets better, I couldn't be happier
> Karma gets her, her life is ruined and she calls me wanting help
> I say NO, like a boss
> Random happy end

Not trying to be a dick, but I've seen the same story like... 4 times in the frontpage. I'm about to reach 4 years of relationship with my gf, and I'm feeling kind of... worried, you know?

the guy tells him to gtfo, but she is looking at the other end.. where does she think she's going? back to the kitchen?

My response to this would have been:
"Well slut, you can become a prostitute to make some money but since you've been offering your vagina for free to every able bodied male in town, i can understand that its now hard to sell. Frankly you're just shit out of luck, you're a lying cheating whore and im not helping you. Goodbye and go fuck yourself."

you and mark were best friends and he didnt know the girl you were dating for 3 years? makes sense