Insanity. I threw them together into MS paint. Not OC. If its a repost, and people are getting all hot and bothered, I will remove. Otherwise, enjoy! EDIT: Top
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I threw them together into MS paint. Not OC. If its a repost, and people are getting all hot and bothered, I will remove. Otherwise, enjoy!
EDIT: Top 60 guys! Thank you so much! And to those who said repost, I apologize deeply, for I had no I idea. Forgive me for being a terrible person.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom, Don' t Disguise
Your Veien"!
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once
Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions
Switch to Esp ,
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how
manarocks veil get
8. Specify That. Your Order Is "To Go'.
I . Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends Yen Can' t
Attend Their Party Because Yen have a headache.
12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start. Running towards the
Parking lot Yelling ‘Run For Your Lives) They' re
Loose?
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of
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#46 - graknab (09/04/2011) [+] (19 replies)
>At target returning item  
>other person behind counter is playing with plastic bag  
>accident;y pops it  
>I scream "Aaaaugh, he shot me!"  
>people screaming and running everywhere  
>go to exit  
>open door  
>get on the floor  
>because security tackled me  
>$500 fine and banned from the store
>At target returning item
>other person behind counter is playing with plastic bag
>accident;y pops it
>I scream "Aaaaugh, he shot me!"
>people screaming and running everywhere
>go to exit
>open door
>get on the floor
>because security tackled me
>$500 fine and banned from the store
#3 - cubanwhiteman (09/04/2011) [+] (8 replies)
I cracked up while I was on the phone...


I had to explain funnyjunk to the girl I've been crushing on...


I'm so ****** .
#213 - nocomply (09/04/2011) [-]
Served.
#35 - MatthiasK (09/04/2011) [-]
15. Capitalize Every Word In A Sentence
#268 - megamitch (09/04/2011) [-]
> Get dog
> Name dog ruff
> Lose in park
> Chase dog shouting 'ruff'
> ???
> Profit

Pic unrelated
#138 - liarsenic ONLINE (09/04/2011) [+] (1 reply)
had a friend when i was around 15 who did stuff like this.   
He went three months with his fly open.  
He had on a santa hat for half a year.   
He ran through our town center in only his underwear and screaming.  
he was a funny guy but last i heard about him he had become the only arab in a neo-nazi hooligan firm.
had a friend when i was around 15 who did stuff like this.
He went three months with his fly open.
He had on a santa hat for half a year.
He ran through our town center in only his underwear and screaming.
he was a funny guy but last i heard about him he had become the only arab in a neo-nazi hooligan firm.
+17
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#15 - taygah (09/04/2011) [-]
1. GO OUTSIDE  
2. KILL SOMEONE  
3. PROFIT?!
1. GO OUTSIDE
2. KILL SOMEONE
3. PROFIT?!
#164 - imflawless (09/04/2011) [+] (7 replies)
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#275 - wonderlandman (09/04/2011) [+] (1 reply)
just to day at the mall food cort me and my frends were openly discusing porn  
  
im pretty sure that at leat 5 small children passed during the conversation
just to day at the mall food cort me and my frends were openly discusing porn

im pretty sure that at leat 5 small children passed during the conversation
#202 - cmonnonuples (09/04/2011) [+] (6 replies)
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <
7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog "Dog."
15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
#20 - shabalaguy (09/04/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Have i ever told you the definition of insanity?
#284 - gerdinn (09/04/2011) [-]
To stop insanity,





Kill yourself.
#208 - knockonwood (09/04/2011) [-]
Mostly repost .he changed some of it from what i can remember
User avatar #120 - Xyency (09/04/2011) [-]
- buy padlock
- find hippie with tunnel plugs
-lock onto ear
-RUN LIKE **** .
User avatar #78 - roxasbaby ONLINE (09/04/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It . "in"
Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
Don't use any punctuation
Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day
Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
+11
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#1 - dispensa (09/04/2011) [+] (2 replies)
And back up to 0 with this, thumb.
User avatar #13 - cheatmasterjunk (09/04/2011) [-]
15. Start Every Word With A Capital Letter.
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