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A True Story #4

quick not: just got back from gamestop. GOT JIRACHI!!!
ok 100! you earned another one! (tomorrow at 5 mnt. time)
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User avatar #71 - Dart (03/13/2010)
FUCK! HG/SS don't come out till tomorrow where I live...(description btw)
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#69 - iPood (03/11/2010)
Wonder what he'll say next
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User avatar #68 - yourmama (03/10/2010)
**yourmama rolls 383,808,440** if this is *999,999,999* ill shit my pants and thumbs up everybody comments
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User avatar #65 - corinho (03/10/2010)
noo i got long tongue herpes all over my head xD
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User avatar #60 - TechnoCat (03/10/2010)
Hmmm, funnyjunk seems to be overly obsessed with long tongues.
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#63 to #60 - anonymous (03/10/2010)
It's a meme ;P
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User avatar #70 to #63 - Turquoise (03/11/2010)
No it's not. It just puts humor into panels with people making out.
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#56 - anonymous (03/10/2010)
**anonymous rolls 4** if this ends in 4 i will suck justin beiber's cock
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User avatar #74 to #56 - killernine (05/06/2010)
GUYS your missing the point Justin Beiber doesn't have a cock!
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User avatar #73 to #56 - iWaffle (03/31/2010)
Pics or it didn't happen
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User avatar #66 to #56 - yourmama (03/10/2010)
OMG GO SUCK HIS COCK!!!
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User avatar #67 to #66 - yourmama (03/10/2010)
if he has ones
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User avatar #62 to #56 - JayeP (03/10/2010)
**JayeP rolls 8** if this ends in a 0-9, I still wont give a shit you need to show pics or it didn't happen......on second thought......don't show the pics....
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#61 to #56 - MrHare (03/10/2010)
he has a cock??
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User avatar #72 to #61 - Snafooz (03/25/2010)
Mondo has a cock? PFFT, don't be silly.
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#59 to #56 - anonymous (03/10/2010)
you gonna cry?
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User avatar #58 to #56 - chumaster (03/10/2010)
have fun
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#57 to #56 - anonymous (03/10/2010)
ahhh shit...
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User avatar #55 - jasten (03/10/2010)
down by the bay where the water melons grow

NIGGERS NIGGERS STOLE MY BIKE
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#54 - kanoa (03/10/2010)
**kanoa rolls 192,027,490**
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#51 - sadgirl (03/10/2010)
lolz. love it.
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User avatar #50 - IGNOREME (03/10/2010)
awesome! I got jirachi too, actually I got 2 of them cause I bought pearl when it came out,and then platinum when it came out. totally can't wait for gold/silver.
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#64 to #50 - anonymous (03/10/2010)
Dude me neither :D
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#48 - TerrellStahl (03/10/2010)
lmao...it woulda been funny like "Dude, guess who i just made out wi---" *interrupted by friend* "No, No, dude guess who's mouth i just jizzed before she went to barnes n nobles"? haha
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User avatar #46 - LordGaga (03/10/2010)
What the shit is on your head in the 4th frame? Is that a bungee cord?
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User avatar #47 to #46 - mondo (03/10/2010)
tounges. i make out hardcore
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#45 - trogdortroy (03/10/2010)
**trogdortroy rolls 833,457,539** No matter what you are talking about, no matter where, no matter who, the conversation will always turn to pokemon
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#44 - BSGStarbuck (03/09/2010)
**BSGStarbuck rolls 433,374,132** if this ends in 6 I'll masturbate in public.
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#41 - Buyaka (03/09/2010)
**Buyaka rolls 180,050,546**

...so this a true story...
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User avatar #40 - MnBran (03/09/2010)
Wtf is a Jirachi? Can't be a Pokemon... that isn't one of the 151
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User avatar #42 to #40 - mondo (03/09/2010)
true. but it was free
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User avatar #43 to #42 - MnBran (03/09/2010)
Yee has a point
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User avatar #38 - Aethryix (03/09/2010)
Information To Make You Stop Worrying
-Genital herpes and oral herpes are not the same thing. Oral herpes appear as "cold sores" and infections go away completely after a few weeks.
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User avatar #49 to #38 - LuftWaffles (03/10/2010)
You fucker, I got oral herpes right now :/
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User avatar #39 to #38 - mondo (03/09/2010)
i know. again, i didnt get herpes
-mondo
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#37 - anonymous (03/09/2010)
this story is just like this one time at band camp...
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User avatar #34 - EmperorColo (03/09/2010)
I LOVE your comics, lo0lo0ol0o0lol0lolool0ol0lo0lo0l0

Another medal.

+1 medal.
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User avatar #33 - CrunchWrapSupreme (03/09/2010)
Hey they still have hirachi at gamestop?!!?!
I was thinking about going tommorow! the you get the pikachu collored pichu too??!?!?!
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