There' s a lot of new comps out
there now a days. So I decided to
bring a new one to the table.
Types Of Attention Whores
1.) The "thumb me up" whore. We'
all seen this kind at one
point or another. Anyone remember
that douchebag saying "My
girlfriend will have a threesome
with me if I get blahblah thumbs."?
Yeah. That shit' s annoying.
2.) The "reposting" whore. Just
gonna go out on a limb here, not
naming anyone. *cough*
Yeah, you know what i' m talking
about. The guys who have never
once made an . I mean, this
sabrehunter dude is on the front
page like 5 days out of the week,
and I don' t think he' s ever made an
Kind of ridiculous.
3.) The "" whore. Now, these
bastards are smart, i' m not gonna
lie. It does get you views, and very
rarely; thumbs. "Hold . Look at
We' all seen this as well. I
personally find it annoying.
4.) The "LOOK AT MY SHIT" whore.
You' re probably like " fuck is he
talking about," i' m talking about
those guys who go on to front page
content and post their content
saying things like ''I wish I was this
Quit it guys, if your content was
good, we would have seen it.
5.) The "roll" whore. Now I like
these (I didn' t say all the whores
were bad). Whenever you show up
in some random thread and you see
these guys doing things like "Roll
Quads to stop the hulk from
stealing your girlfriend and eating
your last fruit rollmop.
6.) Speaking of rolls, the
printscreen" whore. These are the
guys that make shitty content, don' t
get child support from their dad,
and live outside your local library.
Who hates it when people print the
damn screen of some nifty thread,
and then decide to upload it to . I
mean, it' s already on funnyjunk. If I
wanted to see it, i' d go look at it.
It' s probably in top comments
anyways. Stop taking credit for
other peoples cool rolls. And if you
rolled it, stop bragging.
7.) Then there' s the "oops" whore.
Realizing they didn' t get the thumbs
they deserve, so they delete their
content, newupload it, and make up
an excuse for why they are re-
uploading it. Come on, don' t lie,
we' all thought about doing it at
one point or another.
Okay, guys. I would type more but
people usually don' t read this far, so
if you did, picture for you good sir
If you like guys, them.
Just kidding, if you like guys then
there' s a 90% chance you' re a girl.
Why aren' t you in a kitchen.
And well.. If you like both.
Kidding about the last one, if you
want to read about more "whores"
then just rate up. for