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#884 - cultofcthulhu (09/04/2011) [-]
God flooded the Earth.

Murdering millions of humans along with every animal (aside from 2 of each race and a couple of humans).

I never really thought the Bible was a good source for morals.
User avatar #894 to #884 - hattaz (09/04/2011) [-]
7 animals actually, reason it's portrayed as 2 is because artist are lazy, yes the bible declines incest amongst animals
User avatar #903 to #894 - fpsnoob (09/04/2011) [-]
And incest among people too.
User avatar #908 to #903 - hattaz (09/04/2011) [-]
.... Not early on...
User avatar #913 to #908 - fpsnoob (09/04/2011) [-]
Explain adam and eve being the only 2 first humans, leading to the rest of humanity.

Explain Noah only having his family on the arc and repopulating the entire human population after.
User avatar #956 to #913 - lawngnomie (09/04/2011) [-]
Actually there's tons of instances of incest in the bible.
User avatar #960 to #956 - fpsnoob (09/04/2011) [-]
Yeah I know, I was just listing the two main ones. I haven't actually read the entire bible myself, but it's on my to-do list. The way I see it religion is interesting, but it should be taken any more seriously than we take the Greek myths.
User avatar #996 to #960 - izzygirl (09/04/2011) [-]
That's exactly what I've been thinking for years.
#942 to #913 - cultofcthulhu (09/04/2011) [-]
The bible contradicts itself at every other page.

Both points, explained.
User avatar #931 to #913 - hattaz (09/04/2011) [-]
I meant that incest is not frowned on early on in the bible cause it seemed most people in the beginning books of the bible did it for ***** and giggles

I forget the name of the story but it was the guy who's wife turned to salt so his daughters got him drunk and banged him
User avatar #940 to #931 - fpsnoob (09/04/2011) [-]
And yet people find the bible as a "how to life properly" guide.
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