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#3 - terrorrizor (09/03/2011) [-]
What a jackass >_>
Since when do people not know about two dollar bills???
User avatar #1 - slimshadez (09/03/2011) [+] (3 replies)
i keep a $2 bill in my wallet at all times. someone once told me its good luck and i grew up with that thought in my head
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