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Not me, but just found this. Sorry about the ****** paint editing job. Enlarging may be required.

File 2 Kla, 251x168, )
**** my life in the ass, ml.
Sstill taking high school classes
rivet enough credits to graduate
Thursday
e. w girl is introduced to class
Estacy
s beautiful
Now befire you go all ****** on me, Hear me em- I am NOT a popular guy in school. I' m tee tall. I' m tee skinny. But I' m also not one of these weird guys dressing all in black, pale as **** . Anyway, this was my
chance. A new beginning befire told her about me,
And get this, the teacher sat her next to me.
4 was determined to get this girl
4 muster up every eunce of courage I have in my lanky being.
4 talkto her.
have an amazing conversation
were get yelled at forfilling during the lecture.
s in my next class
still get yelled at for laughing and talking during class
get kicked out Science
4' m bummed (It' s my faverite class)
s energetic. -.
run off campus lam having the time of my life here.
day ends she says goodbye.
4 go heme to ****** family.
to computer
at new friend request
related It' s her profile picture.
CONTINUED)
ahead, Tuesday. (2 days ago)
hung out all weekend.
had a great time
hang out allthe time at school
4' m in Ieve with Stacy
tells me I' m defferent than all other guys
likes me.
4' m flying.
Illest feeling in the world. Ever.
then my parents get into a huge fight yesterday
4 get sucked in. Telling them to calm dawn-
e "YOU ARE THE CHILD. YOU DO NOT TELL US WHAT THE **** TC) DO. WE TELL YOU, AND TC) PROVE IT- GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE’
Stacy.
invites me over,
Then this is where it gets *********
itemss; ive. ? Rees
4 getta her house
vauge house
in the backyard.
s a ******* mess.
dad is at hoarder.
treehouse is full **** .
estacy apologizes, invites mete her reem.
s spotless
PH/ e spend the rest ofthe day tegether swimming and messing around.
4 sleep there fer the night.
up today.
Sstill bummed about my parents fight and getting kicked eut..
a knock en the deer-
mom just got back ham a business company
s a big CEC) c/ fan insurance company.
estacy made us breakfast
Blasen- Pancakes.
Must kidding. ft was Mcdonalds. But it was delicious as hell.
Aafter breakfast, We get ready fer schewl-
Estacy' s butte drive us.
s when it hits me
4 asked Stacy ifl cerld Come ever after schewl-
PH/ e hung around by the pool
mom came back frem her business trip.
was around, she wasn' t trying give me the slip.
knows I' m net the little boy that I used be
4' m all grean up.
baby can' t Wu see?
Estacy' s mom has got it geing en
s all I want.
I' waited fer .S( 2 Iing
estacy can' t mu see?
re just net the girl fer me
I knew it' might be wrong, But I' m in levee with Stacy' s reem..
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