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Cool inventions for the future part 4

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Submitted: 09/01/2011
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#16 - ryansmithn (09/02/2011) [-]
I'm gonna take a guess and say this is a repost.
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#168 - cloukora (09/02/2011) [-]
<--no, this is a plasma cutter
#193 - everbeensomad (09/02/2011) [+] (2 replies)
airless fan.
Airless fan.
#220 - THINK (09/02/2011) [-]
" Coming in 2010 " Dude... ******* repost
#167 - Alakutubak (09/02/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Dyson's "airless fan" ....what
User avatar #153 - whyohwhy (09/02/2011) [-]
hmm airless fan? wonder how that works then. try bladeless instead
#37 - idonate (09/02/2011) [+] (7 replies)
#44 to #37 - hinook (09/02/2011) [-]
**** off, idonate.
#18 - lordlad ONLINE (09/02/2011) [+] (3 replies)
hey hey at number 4. i got that two years ago for christmas and it fails. they dont show you the whole picture. yes the mat charges gadgets but the mat needs to be plugged in. then the gadgets need to be plugged into the mat not just laying on it. finally the mat cant charge everything. just a few phone models, younger model DS and a few other things but not everything. i was so disappointed.
#156 - fillerboyyyy (09/02/2011) [-]
hey guissseeeeee did you see he said airless instead of bladelessss??? lollol
hey guissseeeeee did you see he said airless instead of bladelessss??? lollol
#73 - mrmagicalmoocow (09/02/2011) [-]
"This here is a plasma cutter" made me insistently think of dead space
#221 - Dreadlord (09/02/2011) [-]
Airless fan.
User avatar #198 - evilzombiepig (09/02/2011) [+] (1 reply)
"airless fan"

User avatar #170 - srapture (09/02/2011) [-]
I'm assuming this is a repost due to "coming in 2010 to a warzone near you"
User avatar #98 - Ginjaninja ONLINE (09/02/2011) [+] (1 reply)
So how fast are you going up there? Were you assuming you'd get super speed to go along with your flight? OK. Have you seen what a bird can do to a jet engine at high speed? Imagine what it does to your face. Yeah, that's why anything going faster than a hang glider has a windshield up there.
But if instead you're just flying at about the same speed you run, then, well, you're like that old couple that drives 25 on the interstate. The crime will be long over by the time your slow ass gets there.

But let's say you did get some kind of speed boost, and a bird-proof face. Do you know where you're going? Up there in the wild blue yonder, without landmarks, how do you expect to navigate? Do you have an exact map of the entire country in your head? Sure, you can find the Empire State building if that's where the bad guys are, but what if the crime is happening in some house way the **** out in the middle of nowhere, amid a tangle of looping country roads?
OK, so you get some kind of radar installed in your head. But now you have the atmosphere to deal with. Wind constantly blowing particles into your eyes and the freezing cold. Granted, you'd have to go up pretty high to get that effect, but you're not going to be a moron and fly where people can see you.

Oh, by the way, you might want to be careful what you wear. Not only is it cold enough to freeze your balls, but lower temperatures mean you're more of a conductor of electricity. It's like when you're walking home on a winter day, come in and shock the **** out of whatever you touch. Multiply that by say, a million. If you're wearing anything like wool--though we don't know what the Hell kind of superhero would wear wool anyway--you're going to be a human capacitor. If you happen to be a supervillain, we suggest working on your Palpatine voice so you can make one Hell of an entrance when you land.

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User avatar #60 - downwiththesicknes (09/02/2011) [-]
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#174 - comeatmebrother (09/02/2011) [+] (3 replies)
The dyson fan dosent suck air in you retard, it magnetically charges the air particles.
The dyson fan dosent suck air in you retard, it magnetically charges the air particles.
#195 to #174 - skullsguitarist (09/02/2011) [-]
lulz youre the retard :D
User avatar #81 - Winsconsin (09/02/2011) [-]
"the new dyson AIRLESS fan" ..... -_- i think you mean bladeless.
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