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Sex you say? (Part 5)

A male barbary macaque only
appreciate sex if it' s laud. If the
female is screaming while
intercourse the males reach climax
at a chance cf , but if the
female remains silent chances are
at only 2%.
2006 the demain "sex, biorn" was
said at a price cf 14000, 000 s
In Pakistan the word sex is
the most worldwide.
Men have their best sex
between the age cf so 60,
In the year 1000 BAC, all
women had the temple cf the
fertility goddess "Melitta" before
their wedding. Only if they had sex
with a stranger in there they were
allowed leave the temple and get
married. In return the man had
give maney the temple.
In the 18th Century a french man
oculd restrict his left testicle before
sex in coder procreate a sen.
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Submitted: 09/01/2011
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#64 - ooaltairoo (09/02/2011) [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #298 - dudewtf (09/02/2011) [+] (2 replies)
>girlfriend wants to have sex
>says im not ready im only 16
>she keeps pressuring me to take my pants off
>i refuse
>this goes on for weeks and weeks
>i finally gave in and told her to come over
>she comes over, i duct tape her up
>leave her in my closet for 34 years
>Im 50 years old, and learn that sex is the best starting with this age
>shes dead, but thats not stopping me
>i continue this until my 61th birthday
>throw her body in the dumpster
>worth it
#295 - zembrache (09/02/2011) [+] (5 replies)
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#66 - mamric **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (5 replies)
#279 - rubberpig (09/02/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I'm allergic to chocolate.
#233 - FightClub (09/02/2011) [+] (13 replies)
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i have a feeling that if these facts didnt relate to sex, they wouldnt be so popular
#205 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/02/2011) [-]
If sex is biologically equivalent to chocolate.. then wouldn't that mean it's bad for dogs to reproduce?
#294 - controlthechaos (09/02/2011) [-]
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#340 - fracturedlaser (09/03/2011) [-]
Time to go eat lots of chocolate and tell people i'm not a virgin
#209 - littlebelgianboy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
#113 - norwegianlolz ONLINE (09/02/2011) [+] (2 replies)
so that's why I won so easily against france in ww2

they simply didn't have the "balls" to continue the war
#263 - MrMeatStick (09/02/2011) [+] (3 replies)
this shiz lacks sense
#226 - lulztothemax (09/02/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Did someone say chocolate!?
#215 - miniroll (09/02/2011) [+] (6 replies)
I'm sorry, chocolate??? I can top that.  
Nuff said.
I'm sorry, chocolate??? I can top that.
Nuff said.
#218 to #215 - pikpikmin (09/02/2011) [-]
I'm not saying wrap everything in bacon,

just wrap everything in bacon.
#267 - fieryflamingofive (09/02/2011) [-]
i like this because i searched sex most into google in my whole country of pakistan
i like this because i searched sex most into google in my whole country of pakistan
#328 - nykforlife (09/02/2011) [-]
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#180 - pidgeot (09/02/2011) [+] (1 reply)
so i can eat chocolate and its like having sex?
#229 - EverydayUser (09/02/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#33 - onceinawhile (09/02/2011) [-]
wait but...but some people told me that they hate chocolate so does that mean they don't like sex???
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