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Sex you say? (Part 4)

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40% of the world' s population owns
a vibrator or dildo. The majority of
sex toy owners lies "within" the
women. giggity
Here' s a selection of some vibrator
names', Golden Torpedo, Super Big
Boss, Bush Warrior, Silent Snake,
Banana Rama.
a. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for
men in Washington state, as long as
the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.
So I read that one somewhere III and
I sure hope it isn' t true.
Paulie, King of Tonga, had the
right to deflower eyery virgin in
his kingdom. It is claimed that
during his reign he shagged a
proud number of 37, 000 virgins,
u Inn: in I we
Lube is found in
33, 30/ o of world' s
bedrooms.
I sure hope that one isn' t true,,,
For the average prostitute you
only have to pay 10 Rupees III
him are only a cents,
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#139 - kairosun (09/02/2011) [-]
37,000 virgins? Chuck Norris calls that a slow tuesday
User avatar #155 - glamourre (09/02/2011) [+] (3 replies)
I met a prostitute this morning.
She hugged me and then started blowing air on my face.


Not really sure, but I think I witnessed some sort of magical ancient prostitute blessing.
#172 - lordlucifer (09/02/2011) [-]
Only 10 rupees you say?!
#164 - anonymous (09/02/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Cant have sex with 37,000 people in your lifetime, you just dont live long enough.
#186 - GuardianofzeBlind (09/02/2011) [+] (2 replies)
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#64 - Blackfeather (09/01/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Bring on the bitches.
#148 - DekuNut (09/02/2011) [+] (1 reply)
rupees you say?

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#103 - northwestdubs (09/02/2011) [+] (9 replies)
I'm from Washingotn State and it's true.........
#233 - coochie (09/02/2011) [+] (5 replies)
40% of the world's population owns a dildo?
Over 900 million people are in poverty

That leaves 5.9 billion people
The believed sex ratio is 101 boys: 100 girls
That means over half the population is men

2.3 billion FEMALES not in poverty

I'd say at least a couple hundred million are under 10 years old

And im pretty sure not every woman owns a dildo..
But if they do, that's still not 40%
#176 - Juigiknows ONLINE (09/02/2011) [+] (10 replies)
"NO GAY RELATIONSHIPS!!"
Later*
"Oh puppies? kittens? Sure **** the **** out of em!"

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#143 - derangedberger ONLINE (09/02/2011) [-]
10 rupees? link likey
#56 - majorasworld (09/01/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#102 - sarahsa (09/02/2011) [-]
The rupee part made me laugh XD
#237 - Vondrunk (09/02/2011) [-]
So, in the Washington state area, It's ok to 						****					 an Animal as long as it weighs less than 40 pounds, but I can't have a personal amount of pot on me?  
  
I pray that it's not true.
So, in the Washington state area, It's ok to **** an Animal as long as it weighs less than 40 pounds, but I can't have a personal amount of pot on me?

I pray that it's not true.
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#201 - Savos Mok (09/02/2011) [-]
Twenty rupees for both of them.
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#174 - lulzkitteh (09/02/2011) [+] (2 replies)
**lulzkitteh rolls 67**
#173 - bobbaganoosh (09/02/2011) [-]
Teach me more professor.
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